College football is now more than ever about having the ability to put up points but I'm sure Mario just never got the memo.
I read the second paragraph and just thought to myself "How ridiculous, a head coach that doesn't want to hire an OC that can put up a ton of points??? That doesn't even make sense!!!" Just imagine for a moment if you will that some 31 year old WR coach Co-OC at Eastern Michigan gets identified as a super bright up and coming OC superstar who has developed a wide open yet very unique and innovative offense that is guaranteed to put up 45 points on average against the best defenses. How many head coaches would be drooling and tripping all over themselves to hire this guy? Yes that's correct the answer is A. All of Them. There isn't a head coach alive that wouldn't do everything in his power to hire that guy. Everyone except Mario. Mario would interview the poor guy like 12 different times, do recon on the guy to the point of sifting through his trash, obtaining a stool sample and interviewing his high school friends to find out if he has ever been a Mike Leach sympathizer, then try to convince the guy to let him and his BFF Alex add their Tuff and Fizicul running game to his repertoire.
Then I remembered that it's not ridiculous at all. Can you imagine a head coach not wanting an OC who puts up a ton of points? Well ladies and gentlemen, that's who we signed to a 10 year 80 million dollar contract. I mean it isn't even being hyperbolic to say that Mario doesn't want an OC that scores a ton of points. The proof has been right in front of us the whole time! The guy has this bizarre notion that too much scoring is bad because it sends the defense back out too many times or something completely irrational like that. He therefore thinks that if he slows it down and slowly marches down the field on 16 play 10 minute drives where 14 of those plays are runs right up the middle into a loaded box that he is going to win lots of games 17-13, 21-17 or 20-14. The more I think about what a collosal meathead Mario is the more ****ed off I get because all of this is just so damned unnecessary.