The Battle for Broward

[Coach Macho]

I'm Broward to the core but Miami is the ****. Let's not even front. And the women are second to none.

There's things I like and dislike about both counties but Miami is unique to any place in America.

 

[Coach Macho]

Miami is the only place where you'll see a smokin' Latina working behind the counter at a **** gas station or car wash. (seen it a couple times actually) And b!tches go to Publix dressed like they're looking for dingaling.

It's also the only place you'll see a green 73 Impala parked next to a Rolls Royce on the beach.

The overall vibe in Miami ****s on Broward.

 

[BoxingRobes]

Miami is the only place where you'll see a smokin' Latina working behind the counter at a **** gas station or car wash. (seen it a couple times actually) And b!tches go to Publix dressed like they're looking for dingaling.

It's also the only place you'll see a green 73 Impala parked next to a Rolls Royce on the beach.

The overall vibe in Miami ****s on Broward.

look like they are...you mean they are.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

look like they are...you mean they are.

When I was single in my mid-20s I had solid success shopping at Publix. These days my wife doesn't even want me doing the groceries alone. The craziness out there is real.

 

[TC@ne]

You must not live in Broward county now. The traffic isn't quite as bad as Dade but it's generally pretty terrible.

I’m back and forth all the time. Insane how much Ives Dairy divides the traffic flow.

 

[TC@ne]

Miami wakes up in the a.m and wipes it's *** with Broward....

 

[TC@ne]

Miami is the only place where you'll see a smokin' Latina working behind the counter at a **** gas station or car wash. (seen it a couple times actually) And b!tches go to Publix dressed like they're looking for dingaling.

It's also the only place you'll see a green 73 Impala parked next to a Rolls Royce on the beach.

The overall vibe in Miami ****s on Broward.

Respectfully, you’re going to the wrong parts of Broward then fam.

You can live in the city of Miami and still be 45 mins from the beach. Fort Lauderdale you’re never more than 10 mins away.

 

[Coach Macho]

Respectfully, you’re going to the wrong parts of Broward then fam.

You can live in the city of Miami and still be 45 mins from the beach. Fort Lauderdale you’re never more than 10 mins away.

What did I mention that can also be seen in Broward?

 

[SWFLHurricane]

What did I mention that can also be seen in Broward?

Trash

 

[TC@ne]

What did I mention that can also be seen in Broward?

You should try driving down A1A between 17th street and Sunrise Blvd, you’ll see even better cars.

I live right off Las Olas and there’s 4 Publix’s within 2 miles of my house. Hot women at the grocery store is not unique to Miami lmao.

Let me know what Miami has similar to Himmarshee area with 30 bars all in succession. Right next to downtown. Right off Las Olas.

 

[DTP]

Here's the thing. Both counties have vastly different areas depending on where you're at. West Broward is nothing but generic strip malls and cookie cutter houses pretty much from 441 to the everglades. I mean if you've got kids and want to live that quiet suburban lifestyle, it's fine but if you're looking for nightlife and things to do besides hitting up Walmart, you've got to go east. I grew up in Pembroke Pines and would NEVER move back there. Same thing in Dade. Most people who pound their chests and claim "Miami" live in Kendal or Miami Lakes or some other suburb that's at least a half hour drive from Miami proper. All the action is on the coast. Or at least East of I 95.

 

[TC@ne]

Here's the thing. Both counties have vastly different areas depending on where you're at. West Broward is nothing but generic strip malls and cookie cutter houses pretty much from 441 to the everglades. I mean if you've got kids and want to live that quiet suburban lifestyle, it's fine but if you're looking for nightlife and things to do besides hitting up Walmart, you've got to go east. I grew up in Pembroke Pines and would NEVER move back there. Same thing in Dade. Most people who pound their chests and claim "Miami" live in Kendal or Miami Lakes or some other suburb that's at least a half hour drive from Miami proper. All the action is on the coast. Or at least East of I 95.

This is indeed accurate. In Broward however, I think going east is easier. People actually live on the beach there and if you live west of US1 you might still be only 7-8 minutes from the beach.

It has what Miami has, except for 90% of the cost and is much more accessible.

 

[DTP]

I’m back and forth all the time. Insane how much Ives Dairy divides the traffic flow.

You're right tho. You can tell you've crossed the county line just by the way the traffic behaves. Don't even need to look for signs.

 

[Coach Macho]

You should try driving down A1A between 17th street and Sunrise Blvd, you’ll see even better cars.

I live right off Las Olas and there’s 4 Publix’s within 2 miles of my house. Hot women at the grocery store is not unique to Miami lmao.

Let me know what Miami has similar to Himmarshee area with 30 bars all in succession. Right next to downtown. Right off Las Olas.

Bro I grew up in Broward.
In Broward you will NEVER see a Bugati parked next to a 73 Impala on the beach.

And although there are plenty good looking women in Broward, our women do not compare to Miami's.

Himmarshee street? That **** is so old and tired. Let me know when Broward has anything that resembles Wynwood.

 

[Coach Macho]

Here's the thing. Both counties have vastly different areas depending on where you're at. West Broward is nothing but generic strip malls and cookie cutter houses pretty much from 441 to the everglades. I mean if you've got kids and want to live that quiet suburban lifestyle, it's fine but if you're looking for nightlife and things to do besides hitting up Walmart, you've got to go east. I grew up in Pembroke Pines and would NEVER move back there. Same thing in Dade. Most people who pound their chests and claim "Miami" live in Kendal or Miami Lakes or some other suburb that's at least a half hour drive from Miami proper. All the action is on the coast. Or at least East of I 95.

I don't necessarily agree with that. You can have a great time in Miami if you stay out west. Have you ever been to Doral City Place? Topgolf?
****, even the Flanigan's in Miami are open until 4 a.m. or later and packed with b!tches.

 

[DTP]

I don't necessarily agree with that. You can have a great time in Miami if you stay out west. Have you ever been to Doral City Place? Topgolf?
****, even the Flanigan's in Miami are open until 4 a.m. or later and packed with b!tches.

Meh, people say the same thing about places in Weston or Davie. I mean, there are some things to do out west but you're limited to a small handful of options. If everyone is hanging out at Flanigan's it's because there's no where else to go.

 

[DTP]

Bro I grew up in Broward.
In Broward you will NEVER see a Bugati parked next to a 73 Impala on the beach.

And although there are plenty good looking women in Broward, our women do not compare to Miami's.

Himmarshee street? That **** is so old and tired. Let me know when Broward has anything that resembles Wynwood.

Flagler Village in Fort Lauderdale is very similar to what Wynwood used to be. Lots of cool spots full of artists and musicians. Wynwood now is just another tourist trap like south beach.

 

[TC@ne]

Bro I grew up in Broward.
In Broward you will NEVER see a Bugati parked next to a 73 Impala on the beach.

And although there are plenty good looking women in Broward, our women do not compare to Miami's.

Himmarshee street? That **** is so old and tired. Let me know when Broward has anything that resembles Wynwood.

Lol when’s the last time you been to Himmarshee? Clearly been a minute because it’s lit every weekend.

And I’ve definitely seen those cars in Fort Lauderdale. A McLaren right next to a ‘55 Impala or ‘64 Mustang. There’s more exotic car dealers in Fort Lauderdale than Miami.

You are right about Wynwood though, I love that place and that doesn’t exist in Broward.

 

[Swampcity]

Hire recruiters

Touche'

 

[hoops156]

I don't necessarily agree with that. You can have a great time in Miami if you stay out west. Have you ever been to Doral City Place? Topgolf?
****, even the Flanigan's in Miami are open until 4 a.m. or later and packed with b!tches.

lmao no thanks to hanging around doral for a good time. may as well go to dolphin