All-Time Miami Hurricanes Draft - D$ selects Shakespeare/JL

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Do i friggin pick or do I have to go with more texts in the middle of the night.
 
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Tano is up. Dangit.

Lu didn't select in the 25th round...I picked...I picked again...Lu is up again...

So, his 25th round pick is Yatil Green (he select ABC in the 23rd round, Ty Wise in the 24th)...now he needs to make his 26th.
 
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Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying ************, ************! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. In fact, what the **** am I doing in the back? You're the ************ who should be on tano detail! We're ******* switching, I'm picking players and you're picking up after this drunken dude.
 
I thought Tano was full of **** with the Fulcher pick.

Nope. I wanted him over a few others. One of my favorite guys and a traditional TE won't see the field anyway on my team. 3WR sets and single back with an H-back.
 
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you ************, Lu. You snatched up green from me. It's the eight hundredth round, how are we still suffering from pick hijacking lol.
 
My next pick is my offensive flex player, tight end Alfredo Roberts. Roberts brings another element to my offense that wasn't present before. At 6'3" and 250 lbs., Roberts could rip off a 4.85 40 time. Big, fast strong, and an excellent blocker, he was a member of two national championship teams at Miami and went on to have a short career in the NFL (where he got a ring with the Dallas Cowboys), which he has parlayed into coaching success at the NFL. He coached KW2 last year in Tampa Bay and now coaches in Indianapolis.

Though he was more than a capable pass catcher, his modus operandi was as a blocker, and that's where he's valuable to me. He'll allow me to split Jeremy Shockey out wide to give me another big receiving target and run two tight end sets when I want to control the line of scrimmage. A strategic pick here, but one I think will pay dividends for me. I'll use him exactly as he was used in college and in Dallas as a compliment to great tight-end Jay Novacek

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Tano, bout time. Had him higher than this.

Anyhow, with his next pick, Sands selects Freddie Capshaw, P. Capshaw put up 2 of the 8 best punting seasons in UM history, including the No. 2 all-time at UM (43.2 yards/punt in '00).

What's interesting, at least if you're not Larry, is that nowhere on the list of top 10 punting seasons at UM can you find the name jeff, or feagles. Not even some other guy named jeff. Good luck with that.
 
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Tano, bout time. Had him higher than this.

Anyhow, with his next pick, Sands selects Freddie Capshaw, P. Capshaw put up 2 of the 8 best punting seasons in UM history, including the No. 2 all-time at UM (43.2 yards/punt in '00).

What's interesting, at least if you're not Larry, is that nowhere on the list of top 10 punting seasons at UM can you find the name jeff, or feagles. Not even some other guy named jeff. Good luck with that.

Tears are streaming from Larry's face as he screams "coffin corner!, coffin corner!"
 
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