Rad: Hello is this ESPN? Great, I am trying to get in touch with Dan Mullen.
Dan: Hello this is Dan, make it quick, I have a show to do in 15 minutes.
Rad: Hey Dan this is Rad down at Miami.
Dan: Whoah golly jeez hey man how ya been!? Talk to me!
Rad: Well Dan, I know you don’t have a lot of time, I know you have to get on set to discuss the latest in the world of college football, I am sure one of the segments on your show will be about Miami having -85 yards of offense in the first half of the Pitt game.
Dan: Tell ya the truth Rad, I am itching to get outta this suit. As far as the Miami game, it looks like them boys ate some of my wife’s *** I mean beef stew.
Rad: Dan, can you fix it? Needless to say Gattis is as good as gone. You can stay in Florida, we pay ya what ya like, Alonzo just went to Mario at half time and told him if he he so much as looks at the next OC, he would make Mario look like a racoon round the eyes.
Dan: Ha ha well God**** somebody finally put that some ***** in his place. **** Rad listen, not only will I accept, during the segment, I am going to make an announcement and report my own hiring at the U. ****, y’all hired Mario before ya officially fired Manny De *** so shouldn’t be a big deal.
Rad: Excellent! Thank you Dan. Tell your wife Nkosi plans to return as a grad assistant. I know they made a couple of movies together.
Dan: It’s all about the U!