Official The OC Candidates Thread 2.0

[Tad Footeball]

Mario's next staff meeting...

 

[BS85]

This guy is exhausting. Jeesh

 

[Dude]

These threads get any longer and the next OC is a Bama lock.

 

[Tad Footeball]

These threads get any longer and the next OC is a Bama lock.

This thread might continue long enough for us to see Mario himself go back to Baga.

In a weird twist, THAT'S when Jason Candle finally comes here- to replace Mario. Joe Brady comes with him.

 

[d--1]

I've got Gattis wins another Broyles elsewhere / becomes a great HC candidate on my Canes fan bingo card. Would be pretty typical.

 

[SpikeUM]

Breaking news....Mario has made a major decision, as he will be listing his house in Oregon for sale. No decision yet though, on his heated underwear collection.

 

[toolbox]

Breaking news....Mario has made a major decision, as he will be listing his house in Oregon for sale. No decision yet though, on his heated underwear collection.

 

[TitansHope]

I've got Gattis wins another Broyles elsewhere / becomes a great HC candidate on my Canes fan bingo card. Would be pretty typical.

when has this actually happened before with a former cane? maybe there’s an example here or there but that happens to everyone. y’all love to complain for complaining’s sake

 

[TemplarCane]

To be fair, If we had hired rees in that same time frame this place would be burning down right now.

The point is not who Saban hired, but that he was to make his hire in a few weeks, including an alleged rejection of an earlier choice.

Meanwhile, in Miami….

 

[Calinative]

based on absolutely zero information our staff will look something like:
HC - Mario

OC/QB - Candle
OL - Mirabal
WR - Tee Martin
RB/TE/WR - Coley
RB/TE - Fields/Kevin smith - Maybe Smith goes to Lions or something, or Fields goes off field?

DC/LB - Strong
DB - Addae
DB - DVD
DL - Salave'a
EDGE - Wright? Does this dude actually do anything?

or literally anything else....

 

[Eric The Midget]

 

[Alex Del Piero]

Will we ever be able to do something like this?

How many guitarist/food thread would have been averted?

 

[Bender]

Just some food for thought:

People on here **** on Lashlee, calling him Asslee, for producing an offense that scored 34 a game over two seasons with an offensive line where the word "average" would be a compliment.

Regardless of who comes, people won't be satisfied.

 

[Glow]

Alonzo Highsmith is useless

I assume his scouting experience is being put to good use on player evals.

 

[Codelus]

Music. Music happened. Then a ticket stub-d*ck measuring contest. Then I really can’t remember.

Do you know what's better than your pile of paper?

My pile of paper lmao up your paper game scrub

 

[KANE]

This search is starting to feel like creeping death, if this hire isn’t a good fit I feel this program may fade to black

Ween already there, homie?

 

[mojontmare24]

Marios hiring practice is getting absurd. Rad and Zo need to step in and force his hand. A month out from spring game and still no OC which he could have been planning on for almost 3 months. Meanwhile he's pining for a middle of the road OC in Candle. I have a strong feeling this is going to be another Gattis like hire.

 

[Odysseus]

Marios hiring practice is getting absurd. Rad and Zo need to step in and force his hand. A month out from spring game and still no OC which he could have been planning on for almost 3 months. Meanwhile he's pining for a middle of the road OC in Candle. I have a strong feeling this is going to be another Gattis like hire.

That's what I'm telling the people got practices coming up with 0 coordinators and who knows if any position coaches will be retained

 

[simplycanes]

Will we ever be able to do something like this?

How many guitarist/food thread would have been averted?

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Honestly, no, we're the guy who calls at 11:30 PM and are told, "I'm sticking with TCU."

 

[Empirical Cane]

"This thread might continue long enough for us to see Mario himself go back to Baga..."

You've been placed on 2023 Porst of Year watch list.