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Lmao, I forgot Cormani was on their team. What a fall from grace
He was about to sign with Miami at team whom always has the best interest of it’s players at heart who needed him badly and flipped us off for greediness intentions.

Look we’re greed has done to him , it has taken his focus off his game and now is really nothing special.

He’ll continue to portal till his worth is gone, it’s sad but is his choice and the choice of teams not wanting the bagged.
 
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35 seconds of Billy Napier getting roasted on get up this morning because he can’t open a water bottle as he tries to explain how they couldn’t win the game

Heather mocking it. Almost looked like he was jerking it and she was reciprocating
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I’m not sure if Stoops would be willing to step into that big of a pile of ****. At least A&M had a talented roster to start with. One could make a case UK is the better program right now (although UK is at their ceiling). Stoops is their best case IMO.

I think they’ll start with Lane and Stoops and current SEC/Big10 coaches who will hit that ignore button. Since they went the G5 route they probably won’t want to do that again, too risky and the fans will be up in arms.

My personal opinion is they will go with a retread type who shows any type of promise at their current school. Malzahn (UCF), Herman (FAU), Jimbo (LOL), Barry Odom (UNLV).

You forgot Manny!!!!
 
Gotta give them credit.
Pretty creative way to get Slingblade canned.

Fake mascot, whores, a key of coke in the trunk of his car...
Whatever it takes, I guess.

At the hotel I actually had not one but two gator fans THANK ME, different language but essentially they said the whupping was so complete that the school has no choice now but to finally fire him.
 
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I love my guy @flagator86 and I'm not trying to rub it in. But what were the areas I questioned about Florida...

1. Slingblade Billy's motivational abilities, decision-making, and playcalling (and, sure, his hiring decisions). What did we see on Saturday? I called this from his first season at Florida.

2. The QB play and the playcalling is still trash. Like I told you, Mertz is Checkdown Charlie, which overinflates his completion percentage and holds his INTs at a low number. Now, you and I can debate the "short" stuff, and how much of it is Slingblade's playcalling vs. Mertz's desire for completions. But what we cannot argue is the lack of DOWNFIELD accuracy when Mertz throws the longer ball. Mertz's LONGEST pass was 19 yards. His second-longest pass went for 13 yards. His third-longest pass(es) went for 11 yards (twice).

3. The Portal class was desperation trash. I've re-listed the "#6 Portal Class" below. Your two highest-rated transfers will not play this year. Chimere **** looked the best (including special teams) and Elijhah Badger had a couple of catches. Pup Howard made a few plays. DJ Douglas looked like crap, though he was great at returning non-fumbles and non-INTs for touchdowns. Asa Turner got faked out so bad that he took a non-contact injury. Did Slackman or Gumbs do anything of value? You have to be honest, for all the emphasis that Slingblade Billy SAID that he was going to put on Portal recruiting, you guys were left with a whole lot of "mid meh" to improve your 5-7 team.

Sorry, sir, everything I warned that was a potential problem for The Gator came to pass.

And for a team that needed IMMEDIATE help from the Portal, you got SIX full or partial starters out of 16 signees, only a couple of which did anything on Saturday.

You got no impact from any transfer QB, RB, or TE.

Badger had 3 catches for 43 yards. **** had 1 catch for 11 yards, plus a few nice punt returns.

Pup Howard had 6 tackles (your leading tackler).

Trikweze Bridges and George Gumbs had 2 tackles each.

Asa Turner, DJ Douglas, and Joey Slackman had 1 tackle each.

Good lord, YOU GOT ****ED IN THE (DRIVE-THROUGH) PORTAL!



1. Jason Zandamela - IOL - Southern Cal - 4-star transfer - 0.9700 rating - THIRD-STRING CENTER ON THE DEPTH CHART
2. Cormani McClain - CB - Colorado - 4-star transfer - 0.9400 rating - NOT EVEN IN THE THREE-DEEP
3. Joey Slackman - DL - UPenn - 4-star transfer - 0.9200 rating - LISTED AS "OR" STARTER WITH CALEB BANKS, COMING OFF INJURY, CALEB BANKS WILL BE THE STARTER
4. Jameer Grimsley - CB - Alabama - 4-star transfer - 0.9100 rating - THIRD-STRING CB ON THE DEPTH CHART
5. Grayson "Pup" Howard - LB - South Carolina - 4-star transfer - 0.9100 rating - LISTED AS "OR" STARTER WITH DEREK WINGO
6. Elijhah Badger - WR - Arizona St - 4-star transfer - 0.9000 rating - LISTED AS "OR" STARTER WITH KAHLEIL JACKSON, ARRIVED LATE IN SUMMER, HAS STRUGGLED TO MASTER PLAYBOOK, HAS CHRONIC BACK PROBLEMS

7. DJ Douglas - S - Tulane - 3-star transfer - 0.8900 rating - SECOND-STRING SAFETY ON THE DEPTH CHART
8. Asa Turner - S - Washington - 3-star transfer - 0.8900 rating - FIRST-STRING SAFETY, BUT HAS CHRONIC SHOULDER ISSUES, HIS SHOULDER HAS POPPED OUT THREE TIMES THIS SUMMER
9. Trikweze Bridges - CB - Oregon - 3-star transfer - 0.8900 rating - SECOND-STRING SAFETY ON THE DEPTH CHART
10. Devon Manuel - OT - Arkansas - 3-star transfer - 0.8800 rating - SECOND-STRING TACKLE ON THE DEPTH CHART
11. Chimere **** - WR - Wisconsin - 3-star transfer - 0.8800 rating - FIRST-STRING WIDE RECEIVER
12. Brandon Crenshaw-Dixon - OT - San Diego St - 3-star transfer - 0.8700 rating - SECOND-STRING TACKLE ON THE DEPTH CHART
13. Caleb Rillos - TE - Air Force - 3-star transfer - 0.8600 rating - NOT EVEN IN THE THREE-DEEP
14. George Gumbs Jr - Edge - N. Illinois - 3-star transfer - 0.8500 rating - LISTED AS "OR" STARTER WITH TJ SEARCY AND SEARCY WILL BE THE STARTER
15. Clay Millen - QB - Colorado St - 3-star transfer - 0.8300 rating - THIRD-STRING QB ON THE DEPTH CHART
16. Alfonzo Allen - S - Baylor - 0-star transfer - 0.0000 rating - NOT EVEN IN THE THREE-DEEP

To sum up:

3 guys not even in the 3-deep on the depth chart
3 third-stringers
4 second-stringers
4 "OR" starters, of which at least 2 will not start
2 first-stringers, of which one has serious injury issues
 
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