Tears Gator Tears

[TakeitinDiaz]

They’re going all in on bringing back Urban Meyer.

They’ve reached the “Bring Back Butch” phase of depression.

It’s a long road ahead, gator.

What’s funny is that they sound so much like we used to. The reality is that mark stoops will be the next coach at Florida. He is the best they can do. He already showed he’s willing to leave Kentucky when he took the TAMU job last year. But TAMU boosters have big boy money and they were able to strongarm them into rescinding the offer. IF boosters don’t have the same kind of power. He is the biggest name coach that Florida could reasonably expect to hire.

 

[1mg of Epi]

Dammit! Do we gotta like Saban now? *if it’s real

 

[Luke Caneswalker]

Dammit! Do we gotta like Saban now?

Saban auditioning for Highsmith’s old job.

 

[Canes Legacy]

What’s funny is that they sound so much like we used to. The reality is that mark stoops will be the next coach at Florida. He is the best they can do. He already showed he’s willing to leave Kentucky when he took the TAMU job last year. But TAMU boosters have big boy money and they were able to strongarm them into rescinding the offer. IF boosters don’t have the same kind of power. He is the biggest name coach that Florida could reasonably expect to hire.

I’m not sure if Stoops would be willing to step into that big of a pile of ****. At least A&M had a talented roster to start with. One could make a case UK is the better program right now (although UK is at their ceiling). Stoops is their best case IMO.

I think they’ll start with Lane and Stoops and current SEC/Big10 coaches who will hit that ignore button. Since they went the G5 route they probably won’t want to do that again, too risky and the fans will be up in arms.

My personal opinion is they will go with a retread type who shows any type of promise at their current school. Malzahn (UCF), Herman (FAU), Jimbo (LOL), Barry Odom (UNLV).

 

[L A M P]

Dammit! Do we gotta like Saban now?

I’ve always liked him. He did what he had to do & ran a tough nosed mostly no non-sense program. Alpha

 

[TheOriginalCane]

**** he was a better QB than Mertz

That "droopy faced Venezuelan" was the more accurate downfield passer compared to Mertz AND he put Asa Turner in the spin cycle and injured him in the process.

Amazing.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Dammit! Do we gotta like Saban now?

Possibly.

He MIGHT be trying to get the Dolphins fans to forgive him?

 

[Crystal Ball]

Dammit! Do we gotta like Saban now?

I’m like 90% certain ChatGPT was used to type up that tweet.

 

[WaterburyCane]

Billy and Kent give zero FUCHS

@RVACane

He’s like a dog taking a **** in a beautiful bed of roses. Smh.

 

[1mg of Epi]

I’m like 90% certain ChatGPT was used to type up that tweet.

ChatGPT is a canes fan!

 

[canecrazy23]

They just admit Miami has improved a lot at all levels . I like our safeties better too . They don’t freelance and play their position

It's funny because my hate for the gayturd is #1 but Noles and Domers are right behind. Could you ever see a Nole fan admitting that we have more talent than them. Never

 

[Canesrule230]

The best part is the fspoo video was probably worse. Even more cringe

Both of those schools are so **** corny. Brings me back to my sr year in high school thinking to myself “why the **** would anyone want to go to either of those places?”

 

[FTPCaneFan4Life]

What I sent to gator friends after I saw Pearsall was ok.
It's a better day after the storm passes. Though we gave you your worst lost at home Billy is getting fired, we murdered Mertz, and you got to see lagway. Prayers to Pearsall who tried to take one for the team. Unfortunately not enough to stop the curb stomping of your program

 

[Ispyin]

LMAO!!!

Maybe Billy Napier files countersuit for assault?

 

[Ispyin]

After we beat fsu I believe them beating fsu helps us out more on the trail .

If they somehow do not fire billy we get to call them, broke *** Trailer Park trash for a solid year

 

[Ispyin]

I'm loving the new Slurper cway.

K

 

[GOCANES05]

Possibly.

He MIGHT be trying to get the Dolphins fans to forgive him?

In the day of rings it was well known in TV land if you want ratings PUT MIAMI ON TV.

 

[NJshoreCane]

Even the mascot hates the coach

Gotta give them credit.
Pretty creative way to get Slingblade canned.

Fake mascot, whores, a key of coke in the trunk of his car...
Whatever it takes, I guess.

 

[Vanderhooooov]

Lmao, I forgot Cormani was on their team. What a fall from grace

 

[Ispyin]

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