As I posted in the WEZ, I put a dude in an ambulance outside the Mahoney cafeteria my junior year. He was a mouthy **** who started with me, but I busted him up pretty good (could've exceeded simple battery). All I had to do was talk to a few deans and go on UM probation for a semester. Suspension from school was never even discussed.
It's unreal this guy gets a year suspension for a fight, and even more mindboggling that his fate would be in the hands of larval pillowbiters like the ones talking down to people in this thread.