Top 100 Gator Excuses for losing to Miami

[fiverings01]

11. Randy Shannon isn't the coach of Miami anymore

 

[TheU1984]

10. Daniel Rivera picked us.

 

[FIUcane56]

These are serious, quoted from several gaytor fans in Jacksonville...

9: "Jeff Driskel"
8: "Our offense sucks" (Miami defense is not that good)
7: "We gave you the game"

 

[#26-MEAST]

#6: we only play hard if other teams wear their pants above the knees.

 

[terdferguson]

#5 Not enough of our ticket allotment was in the lower bowl

 

[AugieDoggy]

4. "Because we failed to OVERCOME ADVERSITY ON THE FIELD"

[video=youtube_share;j0gSab5KD4I]http://youtu.be/j0gSab5KD4I[/video]

 

[Dan E. Dangerously]

3. Tebow wasn't there to inspire the team by ripping off Varsity Blues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWdsVqHccWc

 

[eleganttomcat]

2. Muschamp wants Al Golden to win so Al gets an NFL job and Muschamp can steal the HC job at Miami so he can win National Championships here since Florida will never win one again....






...ever

 

[Dan E. Dangerously]

I'll let UMFarArcher finish this off since it's his thread. Unless you guys got a good one for #1.

 

[WillieSatchel]

1.5 Miami's D kept popping Driskel's coochie...

 

[MiamiJoe]

Driskell couldn't pick out his receivers because their white jersey's blended in with all the white shirts in the stands.

 

[deleted4697]

We can only beat miami when we are ranked number 1 and they are in a rebuilding yr

 

[treedaddy]

We didn't lose!

 

[decleated]

-We couldn't see our players because it was a white out..

-Judge Hurley said he would revoke my bail if I didn't throw the game..

-Failed to recognize the corches hand signals, thought they were doing the Gator Chomp..

-We didn't want that stupid canoe back anyways..

-Golden wasn't who we thought he was..

 

[Outofcanetrol]

Muschamp wears only a t-shirt when he goes to bed...

 

[sensi]

If we only knew which players were ours!

 

[sensi]

If we knew where our endzone was!

 

[sensi]

If we knew where the endzone was!

 

[rsa coral gables]

anyway to get all of these excuses on one post (for further reposting)?

 

[BoroCane83]

#1.2 - We're ******s.