Top 100 Gator Excuses for losing to Miami

[407cane]

#66 Aaron Hernandez murdered our will to win the game
#65 We realized our best player ever is only good enough to entertain offers from the arena league, so we didn't try. (Tebow)

 

[jump1cane]

70. We didnt lose, we gave the game away
69. Tebow being cut affected the whole program
68. We left it all on the field the week before against Toledo
67. Our best WR, Andre Debose, who must be 31 by now, was hurt.

 

[Notsince1985]

#64 SEC, SEC, SEC

 

[UMFarArcher]

#66 But the siht worked on Madden!

#65 Our goalie could block anything all day!

#64 My team mates let us down.

 

[Dan E. Dangerously]

#63 - Not enough shots on goal

 

[Dan E. Dangerously]

#62 - Needed more stick on puck

 

[magilacuty cane]

#61-Turnovers should be banned

 

[DJWilliams55]

#60 We didn't get to our game.

 

[Gatorhater]

#62 Someone moved the goal line back 20 yards.

 

[DJWilliams55]

#59 They back.

 

[DeadPoets]

#58 we couldn't hear or see our fans

 

[zoso493]

#57 Half of Miami's team didn't even go to Miami.

 

[Picksix]

#56 We did win, just look at how many yards of offense we had compared to Miami

 

[Picksix]

#55 If we didn't give them the ball 5 times it would have been an *** whooping

 

[diego]

54. We didn't lose, we just ran out of time.

 

[TRock305]

#53: We're not used to playing in an empty stadium.

 

[Boarcane]

#53 Lou Holtz said we won. WTF

 

[Dwinstitles]

#52 Nites promised us we would win.
51 They eating that top ramen in south beach

 

[ArchersFury]

50. all our great players got arrested

 

[Miami_DaU]

66 Driskel was on his period.