Top 100 Gator Excuses for losing to Miami

[bozcane]

49. Debbie Wasserman Schultz said we'd win and after the game she said we won. So did we? I mean, we're he harvard of he south.

 

[Dwinstitles]

48 They had there pants above the knees and we didnt

 

[[]_[]]

47. We didn't want to be highly ranked until we proved we could stay there

 

[Dwinstitles]

46 There was police dogs barking in the stands

 

[TRock305]

#45: The State only requires us to play FSU; they never told us we need to score on Miami.

 

[theibisrules]

45. Our kotex kept slippin off

 

[MDOcane]

44. Muschamp " dog ate my playbook"

 

[jump1cane]

45. We wanted to show Lane and Cook that we really need them
44. Our players kept forgeting we were the white not orange team that week.
43. Them ****ers hit back, SEC! SEC! SEC!

 

[TRock305]

42. Let's face it, we're cursed. Charlie Brown kicks the football more often than we beat Miami..

 

[DHucks]

#41 Couldn't hear or see our band.

 

[motorcitycane]

#40 We don't want to beat Miami until we PROVE we can beat Miami. I mean after all we've lost 7 of the last 8 games to those "thugs"

 

[RiDLer80]

#39-Da **** y'all won't?

 

[User-4525]

38 - "This is just like the Georgia game last year, Miami didnt win, we best ourselves"

 

[TRock305]

38. They weren't a big enough "blip" on our radar.

 

[TRock305]

37. We couldn't make out their Spanglish audibles.

 

[stormsurge]

36. Forgot to wear "lucky" jorts
35. could've sworn the game was scheduled for 3:30PM
34. Fell for the old football attached to a rubber band trick.....AGAIN!!!!!

 

[Fzac75]

36 We weren't gonna play until our recruiting checks cleared

 

[3G Cane]

33. This time our offense pulled the flop
32. We commited too many giveaways
31. RUTHLESSNESS

 

[TheEye]

30. We still believe games are won by fans in the seats and time of possession.

 

[eleganttomcat]

29. We were on our period
28. We think the NCAA is going to strip them of this win anyways, so it doesn't matter
27. Our players were injured and played through it