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Top 100 Gator Excuses for losing to Miami

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28 Couldn't stop thinking and laughing about the latest episode of Duck Dynasty to concentrate, I mean that Sy is just crazy funny
 
65B Winning is a habit. So's losing when we play Miami.

65C The damned ACC refs didn't care which side won!

65D They don't pay us enough for this crap!
 
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22. They did not beat us, we won every category except points
21. Driskel did not "tebow" after running in for TD which caused us to be cursed by the higher power
20. They are just ACC so the so called loss really doesn't count
19. ESPN says we are still better so therefore we really did not lose
18. We were thinking of our SEC opener
 
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17. Doesn't matter cause in a few weeks this game didn't happen, NCAA saving the SEC again.
 
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14 Were thrown off their state of mind by Muschump and Joker Phillips twerkin while Miley Cyrus played in the background as part of their pregame speech
 
16. Grief. Somebody burned down the UF Library. 32 coloring books lost!!!
15. Mass outbreak of leprosy in Hogtown. Lost my right arm. **** right that's bad cuz I drive a stick!!!!
14. We did not set this Goal Line. THE WORLD SET THIS GOAL LINE !!!!!
 
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