Thoughts From the Bench Press: Duke

Best military movie of all time, just ahead of Down Periscope.
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It’s got its moments. I’m partial to military comedies. Don’t really care for more “realistic” military movies with all the gore as I’d rather chuckle at the funny parts of being in the military instead of spending my evening depressed. That said, my submarine seamen friends tell me that real life on submarine is a mix of Down Periscope and Crimson Tide, so it’s not too far from reality.
 
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The one superpower I've been waiting on with Cam is his ability to pick up and exploit a blitz. I really want to see that this game. Given his field awareness, he should absolutely roast Manny's over-aggression. And if Manny goes more conservative (doubtful), we will just overpower them in the run game.

We more than cover. 47-21
 
You sound like me

It's almost as if 8-0 is too good to be true.

And we're just waiting on a disappointment.

But I truly feel like we're that good on offense and our defense is good enough to give our offense a chance.
Oh lemme clear that up. I’m not waiting for disappointment it’s just difficult to predict a score when this season is so weird

We are going 16-0 and number 6 is on the way
 
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The one superpower I've been waiting on with Cam is his ability to pick up and exploit a blitz. I really want to see that this game. Given his field awareness, he should absolutely roast Manny's over-aggression. And if Manny goes more conservative (doubtful), we will just overpower them in the run game.

We more than cover. 47-21
Yeah I am with you. We could score 60 if Cam has Mannys number. We have all seen the boom or bust potential his teams can have

I just have a weird feeling the first half will be close because we will see some looks we haven’t seen before

But to your point if there’s anyone I would want in that situation its Cam Ward and these receivers they might go through this defense like butter
 
Cam: Last week might have been my favorite game Cam has played this year. Why? Because of what he said. His speech at halftime about not being happy. His press conference after the game where he said “no one is satisfied with our performance”. THAT is what has been missing here for years. Beating FSU by 22 thoroughly outclassing them was simply not good enough
THIS ☝️. GO CANES
 
It’s got its moments. I’m partial to military comedies. Don’t really care for more “realistic” military movies with all the gore as I’d rather chuckle at the funny parts of being in the military instead of spending my evening depressed. That said, my submariner friends tell me that real life on submarine is a mix of Down Periscope and Crimson Tide, so it’s not too far from reality.
I hear you man! Some movies and books trigger things. But when it's a comedy, it's less likely. However, I do have a hard time when the movies go over board on comedy as well, lol. Some I like, some I don't...
 
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It’s got its moments. I’m partial to military comedies. Don’t really care for more “realistic” military movies with all the gore as I’d rather chuckle at the funny parts of being in the military instead of spending my evening depressed. That said, my submariner friends tell me that real life on submarine is a mix of Down Periscope and Crimson Tide, so it’s not too far from reality.
this is the place to call them your seamen friends
 
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That’s right my Cane Brethren and Brethrenettes it’s Bench Day and the State Champs have arrived!!

We’ve got a nooner this week so you know what that means:

Breakfast at JHalls


So tighten up that State Champ belt, put another 45lb plate on the bar, and BUMP IT UP! Its motherfuggggggin BENCH DAY!


So here we are. 8-0 fresh off a complete domination of the tragic FSU Seminoles. My god it feels good.

Money Swag GIF


So far our March to the Playoffs has been riddled with demons that have been exorcised:

1. Florida ✅
2. The refs ✅
3. The comeback ✅
4. Boogeyman Brohm ✅
5. FSU ✅

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A familiar foe awaitsth uth thith week

Manny Diath

(In honor of our lispy opponent IYKYK)

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I’ve been reading entirely too much positive energy about this guy this week. Soft *** slumpy shouldered low testosterone posters talking about “oh I think he deserved a participation trophy!” “He tried!”

**** that. This is the guy that was cucked by Butch Davis on national TV in literally the most tragic loss I’ve ever seen (yes worse than MTSU worse than Virginia etc)

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**** this guy. If nothing else **** him for forcing us listen to “culture” excuses for the last two years

Go back and look at his 2020 recruiting class (2019 actually worse) if you really want to torture yourself (we did get X)

Dude recruited more busts than Brazzers

Speaking of…


Anyway. **** him and **** the people that stick up for him they’re probably the same ones that hope FSU is good. Now he’s just the next one in our way

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THIS is why we hand Duke a prison pounding that would make their Lacrosse team blush:

Cam: Last week might have been my favorite game Cam has played this year. Why? Because of what he said. His speech at halftime about not being happy. His press conference after the game where he said “no one is satisfied with our performance”. THAT is what has been missing here for years. Beating FSU by 22 thoroughly outclassing them was simply not good enough

Arroyo: he’s been quiet lately but he’s still one of the most dangerous TEs in the country. Manny Diaz spreads his defense faster for a TE than Jenna Jameson for a paycheck. His defenses can be exploited on a level not seen since Diddy and teenage R&B prodigies

Martinez: we’ve been waiting for that. Reading our dumbass fans talking about how he lacks vision had to be some of the most absurd **** this board has ever conjured up. Buddy has been trucking people like Nice, France back in 2016. Manny gets a train run on him that would make Annabel Chong jealous

Lofton: Slowly he’s been getting more and more involved and I expect a little gadget dialed up for him this week. Manny will stunt and twist and blitz his way right into an easy score for Elijah


Verdict: I’ve seen people say this game will be like FSU. I disagree. For as much as I don’t like Manny, he’s not a ***** like Norvell. He feels he was unfairly fired and has always been Uber aggressive. I think they come out firing but our talent will overwhelm them eventually

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Good guys 38
Bad guys 17

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Can’t believe I’m seeing such a soft shouldered prediction from our resident lifter and CanesConnection spokesperson (sign up btw)

Duke sucks. This is a team that just lost a football game where they won the turnover battle SIX TO NOTHING. Same Manny defense with less talent than he had here. Their offense is FSU levels of bad.

People keep talking about this being Manny’s revenge game, but I think this is Mario’s revenge game. You listen to his pressers and it’s clear he’s ******* ****ed about what Manny did to this program. He’s done everything but call Manny a ******* loser that ran this program into levels of talent deficiency we haven’t seen since the Pell Grant scandal.

45-0
 
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That’s right my Cane Brethren and Brethrenettes it’s Bench Day and the State Champs have arrived!!

We’ve got a nooner this week so you know what that means:

Breakfast at JHalls


So tighten up that State Champ belt, put another 45lb plate on the bar, and BUMP IT UP! Its motherfuggggggin BENCH DAY!


So here we are. 8-0 fresh off a complete domination of the tragic FSU Seminoles. My god it feels good.

Money Swag GIF


So far our March to the Playoffs has been riddled with demons that have been exorcised:

1. Florida ✅
2. The refs ✅
3. The comeback ✅
4. Boogeyman Brohm ✅
5. FSU ✅

View attachment 309552

A familiar foe awaitsth uth thith week

Manny Diath

(In honor of our lispy opponent IYKYK)

View attachment 309520

I’ve been reading entirely too much positive energy about this guy this week. Soft *** slumpy shouldered low testosterone posters talking about “oh I think he deserved a participation trophy!” “He tried!”

**** that. This is the guy that was cucked by Butch Davis on national TV in literally the most tragic loss I’ve ever seen (yes worse than MTSU worse than Virginia etc)

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**** this guy. If nothing else **** him for forcing us listen to “culture” excuses for the last two years

Go back and look at his 2020 recruiting class (2019 actually worse) if you really want to torture yourself (we did get X)

Dude recruited more busts than Brazzers

Speaking of…


Anyway. **** him and **** the people that stick up for him they’re probably the same ones that hope FSU is good. Now he’s just the next one in our way

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THIS is why we hand Duke a prison pounding that would make their Lacrosse team blush:

Cam: Last week might have been my favorite game Cam has played this year. Why? Because of what he said. His speech at halftime about not being happy. His press conference after the game where he said “no one is satisfied with our performance”. THAT is what has been missing here for years. Beating FSU by 22 thoroughly outclassing them was simply not good enough

Arroyo: he’s been quiet lately but he’s still one of the most dangerous TEs in the country. Manny Diaz spreads his defense faster for a TE than Jenna Jameson for a paycheck. His defenses can be exploited on a level not seen since Diddy and teenage R&B prodigies

Martinez: we’ve been waiting for that. Reading our dumbass fans talking about how he lacks vision had to be some of the most absurd **** this board has ever conjured up. Buddy has been trucking people like Nice, France back in 2016. Manny gets a train run on him that would make Annabel Chong jealous

Lofton: Slowly he’s been getting more and more involved and I expect a little gadget dialed up for him this week. Manny will stunt and twist and blitz his way right into an easy score for Elijah


Verdict: I’ve seen people say this game will be like FSU. I disagree. For as much as I don’t like Manny, he’s not a ***** like Norvell. He feels he was unfairly fired and has always been Uber aggressive. I think they come out firing but our talent will overwhelm them eventually

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Good guys 38
Bad guys 17

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I usually am right there with you and agree here completely

I’ve undersold our offense quite a bit this year and a little bit of superstition comes into my score picks, but also our defense is hard to wrap my mind around. Manny will throw a lot at us and I have no doubts he will empty the clip which could give us problems at first, OR it could backfire and we roll up 60

We jump out to a lead and Malik Murphy is gonna turn it over and it could get ugly ugly
Agreed. If there’s one thing I can say about Manny is that he doesn’t coach like a *****. He will go down in flames being hyper aggressive. That bull**** that Norvell pulled last week, trying to shorten the game and keep the score respectable isn’t happening tomorrow. Now, that could turn into a huge blowout if we don’t turn the ball over and Malik Murphy plays like he pretty much has all year. Or it could make for an interesting game if we shoot ourselves in the foot too often. I’m fairly confident on the cover but is it an easy, we’re up 20 at halftime cover? Or is it a “we need to score in the fourth quarter to put this one on ice” type of cover? They can’t match up with us physically like FSU could on defense so I’m guessing we pour it on and this one gets ugly. Their offense doesn’t scare me in the slightest
 
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I think we thoroughly outplay them and be right around covering the spread. If we learn to use the TEs and defense isn’t fooled for 2-3 easy 50s then maybe more 41-17 ish
 
Would love to see our defense hold them to 10. Dukes offense sucks but Murphy is still a playmaker if our defense doesn’t stay clean

That’s the only way I see them moving the ball. Qb runs. If they can contain Murphy, we will run them out of the building.
 
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