Thoughts From the Bench Press: Duke

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Duke could potentially lose out. I know NC State and Wake arent good....but both have plenty to beat Duke who right now is 6-2 but their best win is UNC

Miami, NC State, VT and Wake...

probably more like 7-5.
 
Duke could potentially lose out. I know NC State and Wake arent good....but both have plenty to beat Duke who right now is 6-2 but their best win is UNC

Miami, NC State, VT and Wake...

probably more like 7-5.
Yeah Duke is a weird team. Their schedule is insanely soft and they really haven’t been impressive in any of them

We are a weird team on defense or I would probably be more confident in a blowout
 
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Yeah Duke is a weird team. Their schedule is insanely soft and they really haven’t been impressive in any of them

We are a weird team on defense or I would probably be more confident in a blowout
yeah this year more than ever you cant get into "well they beat them by this and we beat them by this so...."

But based on Dukes overall body of work SMU clearly isnt some machine...I mean how many turnovers and no points to show for it vs a very mediocre SMU defense.

It really is the perfect season for the first year of the playoff because the only consistent thing this year is no one is safe week to week vs almost anyone.
 
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That’s right my Cane Brethren and Brethrenettes it’s Bench Day and the State Champs have arrived!!

We’ve got a nooner this week so you know what that means:

Breakfast at JHalls


So tighten up that State Champ belt, put another 45lb plate on the bar, and BUMP IT UP! Its motherfuggggggin BENCH DAY!


So here we are. 8-0 fresh off a complete domination of the tragic FSU Seminoles. My god it feels good.

Money Swag GIF


So far our March to the Playoffs has been riddled with demons that have been exorcised:

1. Florida ✅
2. The refs ✅
3. The comeback ✅
4. Boogeyman Brohm ✅
5. FSU ✅

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A familiar foe awaitsth uth thith week

Manny Diath

(In honor of our lispy opponent IYKYK)

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I’ve been reading entirely too much positive energy about this guy this week. Soft *** slumpy shouldered low testosterone posters talking about “oh I think he deserved a participation trophy!” “He tried!”

**** that. This is the guy that was cucked by Butch Davis on national TV in literally the most tragic loss I’ve ever seen (yes worse than MTSU worse than Virginia etc)

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**** this guy. If nothing else **** him for forcing us listen to “culture” excuses for the last two years

Go back and look at his 2020 recruiting class (2019 actually worse) if you really want to torture yourself (we did get X)

Dude recruited more busts than Brazzers

Speaking of…


Anyway. **** him and **** the people that stick up for him they’re probably the same ones that hope FSU is good. Now he’s just the next one in our way

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THIS is why we hand Duke a prison pounding that would make their Lacrosse team blush:

Cam: Last week might have been my favorite game Cam has played this year. Why? Because of what he said. His speech at halftime about not being happy. His press conference after the game where he said “no one is satisfied with our performance”. THAT is what has been missing here for years. Beating FSU by 22 thoroughly outclassing them was simply not good enough

Arroyo: he’s been quiet lately but he’s still one of the most dangerous TEs in the country. Manny Diaz spreads his defense faster for a TE than Jenna Jameson for a paycheck. His defenses can be exploited on a level not seen since Diddy and teenage R&B prodigies

Martinez: we’ve been waiting for that. Reading our dumbass fans talking about how he lacks vision had to be some of the most absurd **** this board has ever conjured up. Buddy has been trucking people like Nice, France back in 2016. Manny gets a train run on him that would make Annabel Chong jealous

Lofton: Slowly he’s been getting more and more involved and I expect a little gadget dialed up for him this week. Manny will stunt and twist and blitz his way right into an easy score for Elijah


Verdict: I’ve seen people say this game will be like FSU. I disagree. For as much as I don’t like Manny, he’s not a ***** like Norvell. He feels he was unfairly fired and has always been Uber aggressive. I think they come out firing but our talent will overwhelm them eventually

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Good guys 38
Bad guys 17

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Had me at ****IES!
 
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That’s right my Cane Brethren and Brethrenettes it’s Bench Day and the State Champs have arrived!!

We’ve got a nooner this week so you know what that means:

Breakfast at JHalls


So tighten up that State Champ belt, put another 45lb plate on the bar, and BUMP IT UP! Its motherfuggggggin BENCH DAY!


So here we are. 8-0 fresh off a complete domination of the tragic FSU Seminoles. My god it feels good.

Money Swag GIF


So far our March to the Playoffs has been riddled with demons that have been exorcised:

1. Florida ✅
2. The refs ✅
3. The comeback ✅
4. Boogeyman Brohm ✅
5. FSU ✅

View attachment 309552

A familiar foe awaitsth uth thith week

Manny Diath

(In honor of our lispy opponent IYKYK)

View attachment 309520

I’ve been reading entirely too much positive energy about this guy this week. Soft *** slumpy shouldered low testosterone posters talking about “oh I think he deserved a participation trophy!” “He tried!”

**** that. This is the guy that was cucked by Butch Davis on national TV in literally the most tragic loss I’ve ever seen (yes worse than MTSU worse than Virginia etc)

View attachment 309553

**** this guy. If nothing else **** him for forcing us listen to “culture” excuses for the last two years

Go back and look at his 2020 recruiting class (2019 actually worse) if you really want to torture yourself (we did get X)

Dude recruited more busts than Brazzers

Speaking of…


Anyway. **** him and **** the people that stick up for him they’re probably the same ones that hope FSU is good. Now he’s just the next one in our way

View attachment 309562

THIS is why we hand Duke a prison pounding that would make their Lacrosse team blush:

Cam: Last week might have been my favorite game Cam has played this year. Why? Because of what he said. His speech at halftime about not being happy. His press conference after the game where he said “no one is satisfied with our performance”. THAT is what has been missing here for years. Beating FSU by 22 thoroughly outclassing them was simply not good enough

Arroyo: he’s been quiet lately but he’s still one of the most dangerous TEs in the country. Manny Diaz spreads his defense faster for a TE than Jenna Jameson for a paycheck. His defenses can be exploited on a level not seen since Diddy and teenage R&B prodigies

Martinez: we’ve been waiting for that. Reading our dumbass fans talking about how he lacks vision had to be some of the most absurd **** this board has ever conjured up. Buddy has been trucking people like Nice, France back in 2016. Manny gets a train run on him that would make Annabel Chong jealous

Lofton: Slowly he’s been getting more and more involved and I expect a little gadget dialed up for him this week. Manny will stunt and twist and blitz his way right into an easy score for Elijah


Verdict: I’ve seen people say this game will be like FSU. I disagree. For as much as I don’t like Manny, he’s not a ***** like Norvell. He feels he was unfairly fired and has always been Uber aggressive. I think they come out firing but our talent will overwhelm them eventually

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Good guys 38
Bad guys 17

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Wow. Just plain wow. The Bench session had more highlights than the second half of the Cal game....

"Manny Diaz spreads his defense faster for a TE than Jenna Jameson for a paycheck."
"His defenses can be exploited on a level not seen since Diddy and teenage R&B prodigies."

"Buddy has been trucking people like Nice, France back in 2016."
"Manny gets a train run on him that would make Annabel Chong jealous."

The Brazzers reference.

And of courth, Thammy Thpinkler appoveths thith methage.

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and me???? I haven't been this excited since the weekend I got engaged...

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This is by far my favorite post each work. Thank you!!
 
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Wow. Just plain wow. The Bench session had more highlights than the second half of the Cal game....

"Manny Diaz spreads his defense faster for a TE than Jenna Jameson for a paycheck."
"His defenses can be exploited on a level not seen since Diddy and teenage R&B prodigies."

"Buddy has been trucking people like Nice, France back in 2016."
"Manny gets a train run on him that would make Annabel Chong jealous."

The Brazzers reference.

And of courth, Thammy Thpinkler appoveths thith methage.

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and me???? I haven't been this excited since the weekend I got engaged...

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This is by far my favorite post each work. Thank you!!
I had to get clarification if the Nice, France one was ok 😂
 
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That’s right my Cane Brethren and Brethrenettes it’s Bench Day and the State Champs have arrived!!

We’ve got a nooner this week so you know what that means:

Breakfast at JHalls


So tighten up that State Champ belt, put another 45lb plate on the bar, and BUMP IT UP! Its motherfuggggggin BENCH DAY!


So here we are. 8-0 fresh off a complete domination of the tragic FSU Seminoles. My god it feels good.

Money Swag GIF


So far our March to the Playoffs has been riddled with demons that have been exorcised:

1. Florida ✅
2. The refs ✅
3. The comeback ✅
4. Boogeyman Brohm ✅
5. FSU ✅

View attachment 309552

A familiar foe awaitsth uth thith week

Manny Diath

(In honor of our lispy opponent IYKYK)

View attachment 309520

I’ve been reading entirely too much positive energy about this guy this week. Soft *** slumpy shouldered low testosterone posters talking about “oh I think he deserved a participation trophy!” “He tried!”

**** that. This is the guy that was cucked by Butch Davis on national TV in literally the most tragic loss I’ve ever seen (yes worse than MTSU worse than Virginia etc)

View attachment 309553

**** this guy. If nothing else **** him for forcing us listen to “culture” excuses for the last two years

Go back and look at his 2020 recruiting class (2019 actually worse) if you really want to torture yourself (we did get X)

Dude recruited more busts than Brazzers

Speaking of…


Anyway. **** him and **** the people that stick up for him they’re probably the same ones that hope FSU is good. Now he’s just the next one in our way

View attachment 309562

THIS is why we hand Duke a prison pounding that would make their Lacrosse team blush:

Cam: Last week might have been my favorite game Cam has played this year. Why? Because of what he said. His speech at halftime about not being happy. His press conference after the game where he said “no one is satisfied with our performance”. THAT is what has been missing here for years. Beating FSU by 22 thoroughly outclassing them was simply not good enough

Arroyo: he’s been quiet lately but he’s still one of the most dangerous TEs in the country. Manny Diaz spreads his defense faster for a TE than Jenna Jameson for a paycheck. His defenses can be exploited on a level not seen since Diddy and teenage R&B prodigies

Martinez: we’ve been waiting for that. Reading our dumbass fans talking about how he lacks vision had to be some of the most absurd **** this board has ever conjured up. Buddy has been trucking people like Nice, France back in 2016. Manny gets a train run on him that would make Annabel Chong jealous

Lofton: Slowly he’s been getting more and more involved and I expect a little gadget dialed up for him this week. Manny will stunt and twist and blitz his way right into an easy score for Elijah


Verdict: I’ve seen people say this game will be like FSU. I disagree. For as much as I don’t like Manny, he’s not a ***** like Norvell. He feels he was unfairly fired and has always been Uber aggressive. I think they come out firing but our talent will overwhelm them eventually

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Good guys 38
Bad guys 17

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I had a double dose of protein powder this morning in anticipation of this thread. Well, it was Nestle Quik, but you get the idea.


LFG!!!!!
 
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