Taylor Edwards hired

[MedleyCane]

2nd best story I’ve seen in CFB after Jeff Banks (TE coach at Texas) married a stripper nicknamed “The Pole Assassin” after her pet monkey bit his kid.

That story with stripper and monkey remains undefeated.

 

[JayCane20]

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Mentioned in this article and that was before South Carolina recruiting really took off in 2023-2024

 

[JHallCanes]

2nd best story I’ve seen in CFB after Jeff Banks (TE coach at Texas) married a stripper nicknamed “The Pole Assassin” after her pet monkey bit his kid.

Some Mad Lib ****

 

[tsimonitis]

Bill is in over his head in college he looking for someone with recruiting ties.

Mario stuffing all the Bills into lockers

 

[Samoan Souljah]

Saban loves Mario but CIS hates him

Football is only about what happens in between the lines. Everything else doesnt matter when it comes to MC

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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So we Manny Diaz'ed him away from UNC and Belicheat?

Good lord, this story gets better and better every minute.

(Wait, I gotta have a better reference than Manny Diaz, who was that assistant coach that we snatched from another school after he had been there for a few days?)

 

[PIPO]

Ahhh, yessssss!!

The best time of the Cane’s season is upon us:

The Off-Season!!

 

[canes_aaron]

guess we just offered him a bigger bag. like players, coaches/off field staff can jump ship too..

 

[Hurracanes]

He might tweet more with the extra time on his hands .

 

[The U is back to work]

2nd best story I’ve seen in CFB after Jeff Banks (TE coach at Texas) married a stripper nicknamed “The Pole Assassin” after her pet monkey bit his kid.

Yeah but his unit got a TD on ST in the playoffs. POLE ASSASSIN CANT MISS

 

[sedlst11]

Hopefully we start seeing more top rated recruits

 

[PIPO]

He might tweet more with the extra time on his hands .

Maybe while having his nose on a Cartagena *****’s ***

 

[Canesfreak]

Jokes aside, I think this guy is gonna be a solid addition.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

We have GOT to issue a press release on this.

ATTENTION ALL COLLEGE FOOTBALL ASSISTANT COACHES: Man has chosen to work for Mario Cristobal over Bill Belichick.

 

[PIPO]

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@Memnon - Is that good enough?

 

[WeBallinBoyz]

Jokes aside, I think this guy is gonna be a solid addition.

Mario’s only path to success here is recruiting and evaluations + development. We’ve mostly missed the mark first three years, whatever we can do to improve that as quickly as possible is a W in my book.

This is a classic adapt or die move. And Mario, to his credit, is trying to adapt. Great hire.

 

[JHallCanes]

He wouldn’t have come here if Emory was gonna be the QB

 

[tsimonitis]

Hopefully we start seeing more top rated recruits

Landed some 5️ while there

 

[k9cane]

If I read that prior post correctly, it was the RECRUIT (Drew Tuazama) who cheated on HIS girlfriend with a prostitute, and SHE broadcast all the dirt she found on his phone (including the NIL offer prior to Tuazama entering the Portal).

So Taylor just caught some shrapnel.

yeah, Taylor is a saint!!

 

[Atom Atlas]