Taylor Edwards hired

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@Memnon - Is that good enough?
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2nd best story I’ve seen in CFB after Jeff Banks (TE coach at Texas) married a stripper nicknamed “The Pole Assassin” after her pet monkey bit his kid.

Not his kid. A Neighborhood kid on Halloween, when she put the monkey in a cage in the backyard during a party. She told all the kids not to near the monkey. Like that wasn’t gonna make the kids want go even more lol.

Ended up getting sued and Banks had to settle because UT didn’t want the embarrassment.

He still married her after that
 
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So we Manny Diaz'ed him away from UNC and Belicheat?

Good lord, this story gets better and better every minute.

(Wait, I gotta have a better reference than Manny Diaz, who was that assistant coach that we snatched from another school after he had been there for a few days?)
Guidreaux from Tulane

and of course good ol Steele got his nameplate on his office at Maryland & was gone by lunch.
 
To be clear I wouldn’t call this hiring a demotion for Smith but more of his role changing , less on his plate. This guy is more of an evaluation , personnel GM type position.


Good. Allowing Dennis to focus on social media, texting, and video games...

And more free time for his anger management classes.


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Not his kid. A Neighborhood kid on Halloween, when she put the monkey in a cage in the backyard during a party. She told all the kids not to near the monkey. Like that wasn’t gonna make the kids want go even more lol.

Ended up getting sued and Banks had to settle because UT didn’t want the embarrassment.

He still married her after that
Thanks for ruining it for me. I thought that’s how they met.
 
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