Personally I think it's more like this for the staff:
- only gonna cheat if shes super hot compared to what I think is my pretty attractive, smart loyal wife at home because of the risk- saw the hot chick, made the move, flashed the cash and got the Heisman when she saw her ex there
- couple of pretty hots looked my way but said nah, my girl better and though nice, not worth her leaving me
- got all ready for date night with my wife a few days later after being on the road and then remembered she wasn't 22 anymore but was just old and fatter and all my friends saw it at the party
- I realized almost everyone else is hotter, so I kept swiping right hoping for anything I could pick up without a hernia