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[supersaiyanshel]

He’s a LB, technically. They play a 3-4. He plays their BUCK spot.

Yes, he will rush on the edge. But I was just listing kids at their 3 DL spots.

True dat. He's gonna be problem. Grown man strength.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

you forgot the kid from Lousiville, Greenard. I think he might give us more problems than Zuniga. Campbell is gonna have his hands full.

But wait, Greenard came from an ACC school (and one that didn't have a Top 5 defense), so he must suck.

 

[RVACane]

 

[OrangeBowlMagic]

True dat. He's gonna be problem. Grown man strength.

He was good at UL, but he also got hurt on literally the first drive of the year last year. Maybe a little rust early?

 

[RVACane]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Gaytor poster lists 6 DTs, 3 of who are suspended and/or battling injuries...

 

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

What does it mean when that one guys says "we have a deep TE room, which means we always have a deep OLB room"? Is he insane? And how is the TE room so "deep" when their top 3 returning guys barely broke 10 receptions COMBINED last year.

I guess you can drown in 6 inches of water, so maybe our definitions of "deep" are different.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I love it that Gaytor fans are SUPER-EXPERTS in the drug-suspension-rules, and completely clueless on the Initial Counter rules.

 

[theribdoctor]

I'm sorry, but Dogpees Ethan White comment was funny.

 

[JoNJoN]

Mmaaaannnn Saturday can't get here fast enough. This is glorious and it's only going to get better. Definitely chose a good week to put in my 2 week notice because I haven't done crap this week.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This is the guy who is fighting injury and might not even play in the game:

Florida DL Kyree Campbell Issues Stern Warning to Miami QB Jarren Williams

Florida Gators' defensive lineman Kyree Campbell lets Miami Hurricanes' quarterback Jarren Williams know the defense is coming for him

www.12up.com

 

[KG305]

I bet an actual manatee can get more height surfacing for air.

 

[pacusmc]

What the fck is a DT/OT hybrid?
That a new Tesla model? Or is it a Hyundai?
I’m dying right now!

 

[RVACane]

This is the guy who is fighting injury and might not even play in the game:

Florida DL Kyree Campbell Issues Stern Warning to Miami QB Jarren Williams

Florida Gators' defensive lineman Kyree Campbell lets Miami Hurricanes' quarterback Jarren Williams know the defense is coming for him

www.12up.com

Jarren practices against a better DL but whatever.

 

[RVACane]

What the fck is a DT/OT hybrid?
That a new Tesla model? Or is it a Hyundai?
I’m dying right now!

They’ve got like 20 Dan Stubbs/Warren Sapp types over there. They’re interchangeable like transformers

 

[d--1]

This is the guy who is fighting injury and might not even play in the game:

Florida DL Kyree Campbell Issues Stern Warning to Miami QB Jarren Williams

Florida Gators' defensive lineman Kyree Campbell lets Miami Hurricanes' quarterback Jarren Williams know the defense is coming for him

www.12up.com

He's just setting up for the old 'You're lucky my knee went out!' come-backer after the game.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

They’ve got like 20 Dan Stubbs/Warren Sapp types over there. They’re interchangeable like transformers

And this is one of the funniest things about the Gaytors fans not dealing with their lack of depth.

No exaggeration, LITERALLY, every explanation for what to do in the event of injury/suspension/mid-game-arrest-for-rape comes down to moving guys around to other positions for which they have not practiced. Amari Burney can play anywhere from DL to DB. DEs are going to move to DT. LBs are going to move to DE. Offensive players are going to move to defense. Tight ends will play wide receiver. Tackles are guards, guards are tackles, Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle.

I think the only player that is not slated to play multiple positions on Saturday is Nacho Hot Dog.

But you never know, that Mullet guy is an offensive genius...

 

[theribdoctor]

And this is one of the funniest things about the Gaytors fans not dealing with their lack of depth.

No exaggeration, LITERALLY, every explanation for what to do in the event of injury/suspension/mid-game-arrest-for-rape comes down to moving guys around to other positions for which they have not practiced. Amari Burney can play anywhere from DL to DB. DEs are going to move to DT. LBs are going to move to DE. Offensive players are going to move to defense. Tight ends will play wide receiver. Tackles are guards, guards are tackles, Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle.

I think the only player that is not slated to play multiple positions on Saturday is Nacho Hot Dog.

But you never know, that Mullet guy is an offensive genius...