Tears Gator Tears

[Hurricane Warrior]

Give me more tears. It's very enjoyable reading. Best thread going.

They got a few commits this weekend (including two 3 stars for 2018) so the turds are feeling themselves right now. One monster commit here will bring them back down and a 2nd commit will have them crying Moar.

If those two Commits impressed them they're in worst shape than I thought.

Based on 247 composite rankings:
Their top recruit for 2018 (CJ Smith) would be ranked 9th on our list of commits at 196...

They have 1 top 300 player while we have 10.

We both have 4 players ranked outside of the top 450.

 

[Hurricane Warrior]

This is all I have to say about the number 1 class for 2019...

2 out of our first 6 commits that formed the #1 class of 2017 at the time ended up canes... the rest "decommitted" when the new staff did their evaluations. Long ways from 2019 and early evaluations are far from accurate. Only 1 of those 6 players were ranked in the top 300 by Feb 2017 (Telfort).

 

[Hurricane Warrior]

Exhibit 2:
Our first 5 commits of 2018:

247 Top 100 National Rankings (7/29/15)
Al Blades Jr debuts at 37, 4 * - decommited (82)
Billy Joesph debuts at 81, 4* - decommitted (447)
Jalen Patterson 93, 4* - decommited (409)

4/4/16

5 commits all ranked in the top 260 on 247 same time last year. We were ranked #1 as well...

 

[RVACane]

Exhibit 2:
Our first 5 commits of 2018:

247 Top 100 National Rankings (7/29/15)
Al Blades Jr debuts at 37, 4 * - decommited (82)
Billy Joesph debuts at 81, 4* - decommitted (447)
Jalen Patterson 93, 4* - decommited (409)

4/4/16

5 commits all ranked in the top 260 on 247 same time last year. We were ranked #1 as well...

Nice work man!

 

[theibisrules]

Two Florida Commits Visiting Miami Tuesday

- Andrew Ivins

LULZ...Gatas gone be suicidal soon!

 

[ScharfCane]

Two Florida Commits Visiting Miami Tuesday

- Andrew Ivins

LULZ...Gatas gone be suicidal soon!

Those 2 guys are part of the 2019 class.

 

[RocketsandCanes]

Two Florida Commits Visiting Miami Tuesday

- Andrew Ivins

LULZ...Gatas gone be suicidal soon!

Those 2 guys are part of the 2019 class.

Is it the South Dade kids (Tyrique Stevenson and Frank Ladson)? That would make sense since Ivey is there today. It has to help have him committed and Dean on his way.

 

[brock]

Two Florida Commits Visiting Miami Tuesday

- Andrew Ivins

LULZ...Gatas gone be suicidal soon!

Those 2 guys are part of the 2019 class.

Is it the South Dade kids (Tyrique Stevenson and Frank Ladson)? That would make sense since Ivey is there today. It has to help have him committed and Dean on his way.

Yeah

 

[RVACane]

Lol. They're gonna start crying now in Gayturdsville and I don't care that it's UGA doing it as long as they wail:

 

[RVACane]

For you old people like me who at least remember I Love Lucy re-runs, looks like Puke Dampwini is gonna have some "splainin" to do to his fellow Gayturds on Gatorbait:

 

[RVACane]

The sky is falling... in Shîtsville!

 

[BALLHAWKU]

The sky is falling... in Shîtsville!

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Running out of qb choices

 

[RVACane]

The sky is falling... in Shîtsville!

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Running out of qb choices

Yep... Right now they're in a Milton thread basically standing there with their dîcks out and empty pockets trying to figure out who they could possibly try to get. They're fûcked. It's awesome.

Here's the link for anyone who cares to watch it unfold: QB Joe Milton

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Cry cry cry those gator tears, motherfūckers

 

[RVACane]

Cry cry cry those gator tears, motherfūckers

I swear if we got 1 or 2 of their class of 2019 kids to decommit after a visit to Greentree, they'd spiral even further and fast.

Get a commit to the U from William Barnes right now and they'll be on suicide watch.

 

[Hurracanes]

The sky is falling... in Shîtsville!

View attachment 44224

Running out of qb choices

Yep... Right now they're in a Milton thread basically standing there with their dîcks out and empty pockets trying to figure out who they could possibly try to get. They're fûcked. It's awesome.

Here's the link for anyone who cares to watch it unfold: QB Joe Milton

I can't wait to beat those ***gs in a couple of years.

 

[dfagundo]

Nice work, RVA. Tuesday dramatically improved after reading this

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

The sky is falling... in Shîtsville!

View attachment 44224

Running out of qb choices

Yep... Right now they're in a Milton thread basically standing there with their dîcks out and empty pockets trying to figure out who they could possibly try to get. They're fûcked. It's awesome.

Here's the link for anyone who cares to watch it unfold: QB Joe Milton

I can't wait to beat those ***gs in a couple of years.

Those caulksuckers would do anything to get out of their game with us.

That's really my only fear about the game. I know (or hope) it's probably too late to do it, but honestly, I wouldn't put anything past those cowardly reptiles.

 

[Hurracanes]

The sky is falling... in Shîtsville!

View attachment 44224

Running out of qb choices

Yep... Right now they're in a Milton thread basically standing there with their dîcks out and empty pockets trying to figure out who they could possibly try to get. They're fûcked. It's awesome.

Here's the link for anyone who cares to watch it unfold: QB Joe Milton

I can't wait to beat those ***gs in a couple of years.

Those caulksuckers would do anything to get out of their game with us.

That's really my only fear about the game. I know (or hope) it's probably too late to do it, but honestly, I wouldn't put anything past those cowardly reptiles.

I wouldn't put it passed them either but they would get crushed on social media If Florida backed out from the game. With social media, that would be a PR disaster. Just look at the **** they got about the LSU game last year.

 

[RVACane]

Nice work, RVA. Tuesday dramatically improved after reading this

Thanks buddy... For me too.