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I bull**** y'all not family, a booger-eater in a gayturd themed Ram truck just backed into my car on Flagler. Even had 11-7-15 on the tailgate. Said he thought he put it in park but actually went in reverse. So he's either too lazy to keep his foot on the brakes at the light or dumb enough to throw it in park at every red light. Either way, typical ****...
 

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RattlerCane305 said:
I bull**** y'all not family, a booger-eater in a gayturd themed Ram truck just backed into my car on Flagler. Even had 11-7-15 on the tailgate. Said he thought he put it in park but actually went in reverse. So he's either too lazy to keep his foot on the brakes at the light or dumb enough to throw it in park at every red light. Either way, typical ****...
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I got 500$ on bail.
 
RattlerCane305 said:
I bull**** y'all not family, a booger-eater in a gayturd themed Ram truck just backed into my car on Flagler. Even had 11-7-15 on the tailgate. Said he thought he put it in park but actually went in reverse. So he's either too lazy to keep his foot on the brakes at the light or dumb enough to throw it in park at every red light. Either way, typical ****...
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RattlerCane305 said:
Luckily for his jaw and pockets, he didn't pick up enough speed to damage my ride...
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I was about to ask if there was any damage. You answered it. What a dumbass - that was a rookie move you would expect from a 14-year-old just learning to drive.
 
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The Gator Savior has MULTIPLE injuries. Not just his shoulder, but lower body as well. Various sources have said "knee" and "hamstring" and "hip".

Who knows what the truth is, all I know is that it now looks like Carson Beck will be throwing the football before DJ Lagway does.
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
The Gator Savior has MULTIPLE injuries. Not just his shoulder, but lower body as well. Various sources have said "knee" and "hamstring" and "hip".

Who knows what the truth is, all I know is that it now looks like Carson Beck will be throwing the football before DJ Lagway does.
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If he actually has to have surgery on at least his shoulder, can he even play this year? On3 and Swamp247 both have reported he hasn't thrown in practice and isn't expected to be in the orange and blue game this month. I would think time has run out for surgery and recovery time for this season. Seems like an awful lot tore up on a young man, I'm all for F the gators, but I hate to see someone so young be this busted up.
 
mjl7atlas said:
If he actually has to have surgery on at least his shoulder, can he even play this year? On3 and Swamp247 both have reported he hasn't thrown in practice and isn't expected to be in the orange and blue game this month. I would think time has run out for surgery and recovery time for this season. Seems like an awful lot tore up on a young man, I'm all for F the gators, but I hate to see someone so young be this busted up.
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If he went in now, he'd have 3+ months of recovery before fall camp opens. Everything depends on the severity and extent of the cleanup.

BRING ON CLAY MILLEN AND HIS ******* FATHER!!!
 
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Felonious Monk said:
Not everybody has a body that can take the stress of athletic activity, even with proper strength and conditioning. It sucks for the guy, but if it really is multiple injuries, he needs to take care of himself so he's not hobbled through life.
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A metaphor for DJ Lagway's physical condition:
Sport Racing GIF by NASCAR
 
TheOriginalCane said:
The Gator Savior has MULTIPLE injuries. Not just his shoulder, but lower body as well. Various sources have said "knee" and "hamstring" and "hip".

Who knows what the truth is, all I know is that it now looks like Carson Beck will be throwing the football before DJ Lagway does.
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Are these lingering injuries from last season? Because if they aren't what the **** is he doing during the offseason to have injuries to his shoulder, lower body and elbow based on Gocanes post
 
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Felonious Monk said:
Not everybody has a body that can take the stress of athletic activity, even with proper strength and conditioning. It sucks for the guy, but if it really is multiple injuries, he needs to take care of himself so he's not hobbled through life.
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that and the fact that he's 241...maybe it's too much weight for his body to take?
 
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