ESD Miami Signee and Target Thread

[Lazarre]

First, I’d like to say to all of you ungrateful motherfvkaaaasssss, you’re WELCOME!!!!!

I stood at a Urinal at halftime of a Cane beat down at the hands of the Semenholes and I didn’t even look up. I looked dem boys in the eyes man. In the mothefvkking eyes of Mark Fletcher, Damari Brown and Brandon Innis and said…….. “We fvking need you fellas! We fvking need you, man!!!!!!!!! We need you boys to stay home and bring back up this U!!!!”

I proceeded to go and zip up, walk to the sink, wash my hands, dry them and then turn back around at them and yelled “We need youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! as a drunken @Baba Yaga and a sober @WaterburyCane stared in amazement.

Then they watch me proceed to stop Francis and Franky in the hall and tell them “We need you man, we need you!!!!!”

Sorry I couldn’t bring Innis home for us, boys and girls. I failed us!! If anything, it probably sealed the deal for him to go to OSU.

I went 4/5 and still not hitting close to Cribby.

I will retire from Urinal recruiting as a result.

Go Canes!!!!!

Not all heroes wear capes

 

[orange&green84]

I really have no complaints about this recruiting class. We'll see what happens with Cormani, but the rest of this class is elite, plus we added solid portal additions along with a high 4-star in Brown at a critical position of need.

 

[Rellyrell]

Here’s the updated 247 list; those w/o Green Checks mean they haven’t signed quite yet.

Still a lot of meat on the bone (pause, u sick ********)

2023 Top Football Recruits

The 247Sports rankings are determined by our recruiting analysts after countless hours of personal observations, film evaluation and input from our network of scouts.

247sports.com

 

[cf3000]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but there’s still something called a NSD coming up in February, no?

That's an afterthought these days.

 

[Badbart43]

I really have no complaints about this recruiting class. We'll see what happens with Cormani, but the rest of this class is elite, plus we added solid portal additions along with a high 4-star in Brown at a critical position of need.

IF you look at all these guys it does not appear that we have any prima donnas...just hard workers....3rd ranked class after a 5-7 season? Mario is the man!

 

[USNAVYCANE]

ESPN has us ranked number 3 without McClain

 

[USNAVYCANE]

That’s why McClain is waiting so him and Rasada can sign at the same time

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Today seems underwhelming so far but had they held back the commits we've gotten over the last two weeks to today we would be jizzing ourselves

Still underwhelming?

 

[cway313]

More like NIL Dakota State, amirite?

@WaterburyCane

 

[Cane Tankerous]

I show the following non-committed players signed with Miami today:

Damari Brown
Francisco Mauigoa
Thomas Gore
and Dylan Joyce, Austrian Punter (before he gets tattoos)

 

[Bender]

Pass.

 

[Gru]

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Satan needs to go

Jesus casts him into the lake of fire when it's all said and done.... according to the Bible.

 

[Mrfree]

i cant sit back and enjoy until Cormani signs lol

 

[Cribby]

Deja vu all over again lol

 

[RyanCane26]

Still underwhelming?

Just whelming now

 

[Rellyrell]

That's an afterthought these days.

Oh I know, but that afterthought netted us Moss, Citizen, & Cooper.

 

[jjacks93]

Novosad took his spot at Oregon

 

[orange&green84]

Pass.

Can someone explain the significance to me of this one?

 

[Canes1135]

University of Colorado ads at the bottom of my screen now man.