ESD Miami Signee and Target Thread

[CaneTheGaytors]

Francis just signed his letter to the good guys. He’s a Cane!

 

[TitansHope]

i literally went to the university of miami for music/audio engineering, which they tout as one of the top programs in the country, and yet every one of mario's press conferences is a disaster for audio lol

 

[Gru]

 

[WaterburyCane]

First, I’d like to say to all of you ungrateful motherfvkaaaasssss, you’re WELCOME!!!!!

I stood at a Urinal at halftime of a Cane beat down at the hands of the Semenholes and I didn’t even look up. I looked dem boys in the eyes man. In the mothefvkking eyes of Mark Fletcher, Damari Brown and Brandon Innis and said…….. “We fvking need you fellas! We fvking need you, man!!!!!!!!! We need you boys to stay home and bring back up this U!!!!”

I proceeded to go and zip up, walk to the sink, wash my hands, dry them and then turn back around at them and yelled “We need youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! as a drunken @Baba Yaga and a sober @WaterburyCane stared in amazement.

Then they watch me proceed to stop Francis and Franky in the hall and tell them “We need you man, we need you!!!!!”

Sorry I couldn’t bring Innis home for us, boys and girls. I failed us!! If anything, it probably sealed the deal for him to go to OSU.

I went 4/5 and still not hitting close to Cribby.

I will retire from Urinal recruiting as a result.

Go Canes!!!!!

Saw it with my own eyes and ears. No one on here better ever question @PIPO loyalty to this program. The man yelled WE NEED YOU in a urinal during a football game that had a waiting line. Francis and Frankie recruitment in the tunnel is verified as well.

The man did his part. Today you eat from the fruits of his labor.

If any of you would like to show your gratitude, I think a nice pair of loafers would be an ideal stocking stuffer for Pipo.

 

[mirvin88]

 

[flips]

what an awesome class. great work mario. thanks to all the insiders who posted here! also the meteorologists and pizza connoisseurs

 

[DamnLiesAndStatistics]

anyone else having audio issues from the press conference?

 

[canesfan54]

anyone else having audio issues from the press conference?

It’s awful

 

[nycane]

anyone else having audio issues from the press conference?

yup. it sucks

 

[TooColdToHold]

The way Oregon is closing I wouldn’t expect any surprises. Lanning is showing his recruiting prowess today.

 

[mirvin88]

 

[5XNC]

Fix the audio problems

 

[305_separatist]

anyone else having audio issues from the press conference?

What audio. You’re supposed to lip read.

 

[Bender]

did mauigoas brother sign too?

 

[canesmang1]

Only took rumph to not recruit American heritage to start landing kids

 

[Badbart43]

What audio. You’re supposed to lip read.

cant lip read when it keeps freezing as well, lol

 

[bdcane4eva]

did mauigoas brother sign too?

yes!

 

[Bender]

yes!

just saw he did. awesome!

 

[TheEye]

First, I’d like to say to all of you ungrateful motherfvkaaaasssss, you’re WELCOME!!!!!

I stood at a Urinal at halftime of a Cane beat down at the hands of the Semenholes and I didn’t even look up. I looked dem boys in the eyes man. In the mothefvkking eyes of Mark Fletcher, Damari Brown and Brandon Innis and said…….. “We fvking need you fellas! We fvking need you, man!!!!!!!!! We need you boys to stay home and bring back up this U!!!!”

I proceeded to go and zip up, walk to the sink, wash my hands, dry them and then turn back around at them and yelled “We need youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! as a drunken @Baba Yaga and a sober @WaterburyCane stared in amazement.

Then they watch me proceed to stop Francis and Franky in the hall and tell them “We need you man, we need you!!!!!”

Sorry I couldn’t bring Innis home for us, boys and girls. I failed us!! If anything, it probably sealed the deal for him to go to OSU.

I went 4/5 and still not hitting close to Cribby.

I will retire from Urinal recruiting as a result.

Go Canes!!!!!

 

[Gru]

Mauigoa brothers are in!