ESD Miami Signee and Target Thread

[mirvin88]

Any chance with ****ey or Cottrell? They're both showing still not signed on 247.

Doubt it. But ****ey announces in one hour.

 

[Josh]

First, I’d like to say to all of you ungrateful motherfvkaaaasssss, you’re WELCOME!!!!!

I stood at a Urinal at halftime of a Cane beat down at the hands of the Semenholes and I didn’t even look up. I looked dem boys in the eyes man. In the mothefvkking eyes of Mark Fletcher, Damari Brown and Brandon Innis and said…….. “We fvking need you fellas! We fvking need you, man!!!!!!!!! We need you boys to stay home and bring back up this U!!!!”

I proceeded to go and zip up, walk to the sink, wash my hands, dry them and then turn back around at them and yelled “We need youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! as a drunken @Baba Yaga and a sober @WaterburyCane stared in amazement.

Then they watch me proceed to stop Francis and Franky in the hall and tell them “We need you man, we need you!!!!!”

Sorry I couldn’t bring Innis home for us, boys and girls. I failed us!! If anything, it probably sealed the deal for him to go to OSU.

I went 4/5 and still not hitting close to Cribby.

I will retire from Urinal recruiting as a result.

Go Canes!!!!!

Follow the urinals

 

[Canesrule230]

Doubt it. But ****ey announces in one hour.

I only mentioned it because Mario seemed to indicate they're still working to get a WR and I know we flirted with both. I get it though, its probably more likely that we're going the portal route there.

 

[Kempo Cane]

Never had that one. Any good?

Yes it's very good, it's out now in the Cheers for Beers winter variety pack.

 

[mirvin88]

I only mentioned it because Mario seemed to indicate they're still working to get a WR and I know we flirted with both. I get it though, its probably more likely that we're going the portal route there.

Still praying ****ey flips but not holding my breath

 

[PRcane787]

 

[Canesrule230]

Still praying ****ey flips but not holding my breath

Here's to hoping!

 

[da truth]

We back??

 

[Hoyacane1620]

 

[Bender]

****ey aint coming here lol

 

[jjacks93]

Still praying ****ey flips but not holding my breath

Is the optimism from when he visited over the summer ?

 

[RVACane]

Deja vu all over again lol

Jason Marshall de ja vu, Travis Hunter de ja vu???

 

[PIPO]

Not all heroes wear capes

“Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You. Lt. Mope? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom.

You weep for a WR and curse Mario. You have that Luxury, Mopes. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that not signing Jean and Fowles (Not Innis), while tragic, probably saved some Canes fans angst.

And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves CIS from more mopes.

You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

We use words like Cane, Mario, Loafers and Lifewallet. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent recruiting something. You use them as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a mope who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I converse at the urinal. I would rather you just said Thank you and went on your way.

Otherwise, I suggest you show up to a game and man a urinal. Either way I don’t give a **** what you think you’re entitled to!!!!”

 

[Marcelo2988]

****ey, Cottrell, and Lyons show unsigned.

All 3 WRs we have been involved with

 

[cf3000]

Oh I know, but that afterthought netted us Moss, Citizen, & Cooper.

Because of Cristobal. But year after year, this will become more and more the 'real' signing day.

 

[jjacks93]

Man that’s hard af

 

[IndayArtHauz]

@Cribby, will you hold my hand until it feels warm again? All these buffalo noises outside are super scary, and I can’t sleep without knowing if we’ll flip a WR.

 

[JHallCanes]

Oh I know, but that afterthought netted us Moss, Citizen, & Cooper.

It’s not what it used to be but it’s going to loom large this year. Kids pushing back decisions to see where the dust settles, programs seeing what NIL wiggle room they have left etc

Maybe doesn’t benefit us a ton not sure, but there will be blood

 

[mirvin88]

Is the optimism from when he visited over the summer ?

I have zero optimism. Only blind hope

 

[KANE]

You 5 and 7 sign a top 5 class and people are crying.

Our fanbase is special.

Yea….A special kind of special.