We're drowning in a river of tears and vaginal blood clots..

[Bunker Mentality]

Still looking for reasons why the pu$$ies are awash in period clots today. 10 or 11 out of 18 signees in the ESPN 300. We got a bunch of real dudes in this class--Quarterman, McCloud, Jackson, Bruce, Richards, Finley, Homer, Mullens, Big Jack, Young, etc.) This class is small, but it looks like it's chock full of football players. There are some violent dudes in this class, and some very highly coveted dudes. We beat a lot of the big boys (Bama, FSU, Clemson, and OSU) for several of our guys.

Looks like what wound up sending the weak-kneed wobblers into a tailspin was that we "missed" out on a low character **** who was obviously playing us like Scarlett did last year. I don't know how you remedy getting fcked like that, and, frankly, I'm not so sure how often super low-character guys like that succeed in such a ferociously competitive game.

It's no coincidence that most of the guys devoid of character, who have used this process as a way to get themselves over as trolls, wind up languishing in obscurity. I'll point out to those guys that it's tough to succeed in such a violently competitive arena when you're a raging **** like Tyrd.

Maybe he'll be the rare facquuit **** who succeeds, but then ask yourself what else we could have done to keep him (assuming we ever really had him). They made him the number 1 priority as soon as the dead period ended. They visited him relentlessly. What else could they have done to keep him from being a low-character fackit ****? Sometimes, when that fackitry is in you so deeply like it is with him there's nothing anyone can do to fix it.

Yeah, I know this looks like I'm making ex-post facto excuses to the guys who are ****-bent on whining and bleeding vaginally. But I didn't know Tyrd was a low-character fackeit **** until he showed us he was one last night. It's tough to call him out as a low-character facquit before he gives you a reason to do that, and he didn't give a reason until last night.

In retrospect, if that whole scenario with Tyrd and his facquit butt buddy, **** Filled-****, doesn't look to you like 2 drama queens, who had this tawdry escape to Brokeback Mountain planned out, then you haven't been around the block enough times.

Great way to put this recruiting season to rest and officially start the Richt era.

There is an edge to []_[]s already. I can feel it. It's getting chippy around the program again.


Meantime, check out SQUAD17!!!!


Name Pos Location Ht Wt Signed Stars Rating Committed
Robert Burns RB Miami, FL 5'11" 214 5.7 2/23/15
Navaughn Donaldson OL Miami, FL 6'6" 335 5.8 7/26/15
Tyler Dunning LB Fort Lauderdale, FL 6'0" 221 5.8 2/21/15
Jon Ford DE Fort Lauderdale, FL 6'4" 246 5.7 1/30/16
Kemore Gamble WR Miami, FL 6'2" 207 5.7 6/17/15
N'Kosi Perry QB Ocala, FL 6'3" 170 5.5 9/27/15
A. Ricardo-Kearney LB Jacksonville, FL 6'0" 210 5.5 6/9/15
Nick Roberts DB Orange Park, FL 5'11" 170 5.7 8/9/15
Ahman Ross DB Jacksonville, FL 5'10" 190 5.6 9/19/15
Waynmon Steed LB Miami, FL 6'0" 200 5.7 3/1/15
Bentavious Thompson RB Miami, FL 6'0" 183 5.6 2/22/15

 

[Ibis Wingz]

We still finished with more ESPN 300 kids than TN...who signed a much bigger class.

Canes - 18 commits - 10 ESPN 300 kids
Inbreds - 21 commits - 8 ESPN 300 kids

Lick my ******* Vols.

We still had a sick class.

And, at least one of the Tennessee recruits, Tyrd, is a scumbag on whom you can't rely. Butch Jones "stole" a low character guy from us. Good luck to the two of them. Butch Golden will get fired next year and Tyrd is a tumor waiting to grow.

 

[DerekDohrman]

mic drop

 

[The Franchise]

We still finished with more ESPN 300 kids than TN...who signed a much bigger class.

Canes - 18 commits - 10 ESPN 300 kids
Inbreds - 21 commits - 8 ESPN 300 kids

Lick my ******* Vols.

We still had a sick class.

And, at least one of the Tennessee recruits, Tyrd, is a scumbag on whom you can't rely. Butch Jones "stole" a low character guy from us. Good luck to the two of them. Butch Golden will get fired next year and Tyrd is a tumor waiting to grow.

If Butch Folden stole that fckboy from us then my toilet stole a pile of **** from me earlier this morning. Good riddance to that sissy. Bernie Madoff shakes his head at Tyrd's deplorable character.

 

[CANE1775]

Agree, Fran. Spot on. I've always maintained that guys who play games like this in recruiting almost never pan out in college. Look at recent history - ***** Bryant, Valentine, Scarlett, Thomas, et al

When Clifton ****$on signed with F$U, even Billy Rolle was shocked.

Forgot about Cliffy. Yep, he was a good one.

The only dude that played the recruting game and was still a success was good ol' Patrick Peterson.

And Peterson didn't really play the recruiting game like Byrd. Despite what he was saying in public to reporters, it was common knowledge on this board that he wasn't coming to UM. I remember that like it was yesterday.

 

[Dingaan1828]

About 2500+ kids signed with other schools. I'm looking forward to the next 6 months of posts about how we missed on all of them.

We signed 18, and the quality is high. Nothing to ***** about for me.

 

[AUcane]

Agree, Fran. Spot on. I've always maintained that guys who play games like this in recruiting almost never pan out in college. Look at recent history - ***** Bryant, Valentine, Scarlett, Thomas, et al

When Clifton ****$on signed with F$U, even Billy Rolle was shocked.

Forgot about Cliffy. Yep, he was a good one.

The only dude that played the recruting game and was still a success was good ol' Patrick Peterson.

And Peterson didn't really play the recruiting game like Byrd. Despite what he was saying in public to reporters, it was common knowledge on this board that he wasn't coming to UM. I remember that like it was yesterday.

Yeah my definition of "playing the game" should have been clearer. I remember PJ coming in and trying to lobby randy to back in the class but randy was having none of his foolishness