We're drowning in a river of tears and vaginal blood clots..

[armstead98]

Good post. TTurd definitely went full khunt. Sucks to lose him but as others said, those guys college careers are usually underwhelming. Bryce Brown, Keef, MT3, Tra Valentine, and all the others. He could have been a contributor from day 1 at a big position of need but instead he chose to play games. Would have been thrilled if he honored his commitment, or decommitted sooner because then maybe someone like James Wiggins would have been given the opportunity to come here. The University of Miami will still be here in 4 years, the only person TTurd screwed over was the guy who didn't get a chance to get the offer we saved for him.

Going forward the roster is in pretty good shape. Front 7 is strong and plenty of high end skill players. QB is obviously in good shape. OL isn't great but we're bringing everyone back so with some better coaching it should improve. The CB situation stings. Needs to be the #1 focus of the 2017 class, specifically a couple EE so we can spare ourselves the signing day stupidity. Missing out on McWilliams, Henry, ARob, Pierre, and Carter sucks just as much as missing out on TTurd in that respect. Maybe we get lucky and someone like Mayes or Henley steps up? Does Latwan Anderson have any eligibility left?

 

[LustNCanes]

Excellent sermon Franchise. Tyrd is the only recruit that bothered me for not signing. On the other hand, Williams, never made me flinch since Ahmmon wanted to be a Cane and stuck to his word unlike **** byrd. Tyrd can enjoy himself at tenn hiding the salami with his butt brother while they ride the pine. I'm happy with the class and can't wait to see the savages unleashed....FINALLY! Great job, Chise!

 

[NVA CANE]

The same dumb asses that white knighted for golden til it was beyond clear he was an incompetent ******* are the same ones crying and *****ing. Low IQ ******** that ***** now just so they can say they were right in a few years if things don't go well.

We didn't get everyone we wanted and admittedly had a bad day, but we got studs on this team. Some even underrated. This class is better than its being given credit for. It has holes but it's still solid.

Now Richt needs to go out win 10, the coastal and make playing for Miami attractive again

 

[NVA CANE]

Also if all of our early enrollees were signing today, everyone would be jerking themselves off to the class that Richt put together. But since it was staggered, everyone wants to whine and *****.

 

[k9cane]

I really like the safety class. Jeff James is the class sleeper, he will be a contributor here.

This dude James has that far away look in his eyes. He looks like the type of dude who would shoot his brother for waking him up with loud snoring then go right back to sleep. I hope Edge hires Kim Chee out of retirement to work as this savage's handler in order to keep him eligible.

I see no way he makes it through 4 years here, but it could wind up being a glorious run while we have him. A couple of his highlights he legitimately looked like he was trying to decapitate guys.

did someone say Kim Chee?

I think my cousin is available for tutoring sessions, yes, lol

 

[kalinis]

look im not crying. i will admit i think all coaches deserve 5 yrs. so i thought golden deserved a 5th year. 5 yrs is when all players are yours. if u suck then u deserve to be fired. thats me

that said i love what richt has done. ill admit this staff is 100 millons times better then the one golden had. although if he had been willing to change system on d and fire donofrio he might still be here. thank god he didn't

i thought of coaches interviewed after firing richt was best choice and glad miami got him. i like this class , i love that miami just didn't take kids to get to 25, they didn't take kids to get a cb to stick. they didn't take guys they didn't think were miami kids who could play miamii football. i like that of the 18 kids they got 10 were espn 300. 11 were 4 stars.

this was a good solid class. yes ill admit i was wrong in another thread georgia and usc finished with higher ranked classes then miami but most of georgia's class was commited to richt first and stuck and usc really just kept the same staff pretty much so that helped them

i love what miami did. and this staff will win and win soon. richt will get the talent on this team like chad thomas to play to there talent and put them in situations to succeed. can't wait for first game and see the schemes and play calling this staff will bring out.

17 will be a top 5 class in nation by all pundits mark it down. i truly believe that.

 

[MovingZen]

I feel a little bloody right now I wont lie. But, as soon as I think back to where we were this exact day last year, I can't feel anything but elated. **** is looking way up right now. Everything about last year is gone. Think of the changes that have been made. Gorlden.. gone.. doritos.. gone..coley gone! In with a top coach, in with a whole new training staff, and in with an *** ton of top 300 recruits! No more patty cake, no more predictable offense, hopefully no more faltering in the 4th quarter. The positives of this off season and this recruiting class waaaay outweigh the negatives. Things are good mang and I'm with it.

 

[bear]

CFA= **** filled ****- That is some funny **** you wrote. Both CFA and Pajaro are kwaksuckers.

I love this class as it is full of Florida boys that everyone wanted. Finley was a bigtime get and complimented a fine Defensive class all things considered.

Still laughing at CFA's nickname- good one. rep forever for that one

 

[Pentagon Cane]

The first paragraph I can get on board with. The rest....don't have an aneurysm or rather please do.

Nobody was *****ing or questioning the character of Byrd when he dropped UF (his original commit) and switched to us. Nobody was questioning Williams character when he dropped USF for us.

Nobody was questioning the character of players we've had through the years make a switch on signing day th at favored us. We all celebrated the pick up and there weren't mangina posts like this one.

Byrd and Williams both went on a trip late to UT and made their decisions at some point between then and today. He let our staff know who knows when, it could've been a week ago as they can't comment on recruits. Mangina's though assume they left the staff hanging out at the fax machine waiting for their signatures and I'd bet that wasn't the case. Mangina on though.

If you're having doubts then de-commit and go on visits - let the school you committed to know and be able to plan around it. This *****boy went to the night before NSD and then says he's flipping. If you don't think that's low character, and can't tell the difference between flipping early in the process and the night before NSD, then you're an idiot.

How do you know he didn't inform the interested parties before he announced his decision?

Also, if you have a problem with verbally committed players visiting without decommiting, you must not think much of the majority of college football players.

I'll take a stab. Todd Hartley's twitter response. His response tells me he didn't know.

 

[koachKoolio]

I will never understand the Byrd move? Tennessee with Willie Martinez as your coach? I don't want Larry Scott and despite what people say about no negative recruiting I don't buy it. "Let's see pickup trucks and rednecks with cars on cylinder blocks or the beach with ladies in g strings? Sounds like the right move to me environmentally speaking! My mother was born in Knoxville and moved to Miami when she was 2. Never felt the urge to go back. Good luck Tyler and the New Bentley!

Take Byrd and Scott good luck with the yahoos in Knoxville as the Richards signing was the key to this class. Richt will clean up on CBs and Safeties in 2017. You can't get them all. I am very happy with this class especially with an entirely new staff.

Probably 90% of the people never saw him play a snap. Corn Elder coming was bigger than large at this point!

 

[Pentagon Cane]

Agree, Fran. Spot on. I've always maintained that guys who play games like this in recruiting almost never pan out in college. Look at recent history - ***** Bryant, Valentine, Scarlett, Thomas, et al

When Clifton ****$on signed with F$U, even Billy Rolle was shocked.

 

[jw410]

The Realist **** you ever wrote..



Somebody write names...I would like a list of the **** cats on our. board.

1. jw410

2.Jhall and Weown two ***** made fellas

 

[AUcane]

Agree, Fran. Spot on. I've always maintained that guys who play games like this in recruiting almost never pan out in college. Look at recent history - ***** Bryant, Valentine, Scarlett, Thomas, et al

When Clifton ****$on signed with F$U, even Billy Rolle was shocked.

Forgot about Cliffy. Yep, he was a good one.

The only dude that played the recruting game and was still a success was good ol' Patrick Peterson.

 

[RVACane]

The first paragraph I can get on board with. The rest....don't have an aneurysm or rather please do.

Nobody was *****ing or questioning the character of Byrd when he dropped UF (his original commit) and switched to us. Nobody was questioning Williams character when he dropped USF for us.

Nobody was questioning the character of players we've had through the years make a switch on signing day th at favored us. We all celebrated the pick up and there weren't mangina posts like this one.

Byrd and Williams both went on a trip late to UT and made their decisions at some point between then and today. He let our staff know who knows when, it could've been a week ago as they can't comment on recruits. Mangina's though assume they left the staff hanging out at the fax machine waiting for their signatures and I'd bet that wasn't the case. Mangina on though.

If you're having doubts then de-commit and go on visits - let the school you committed to know and be able to plan around it. This *****boy went to the night before NSD and then says he's flipping. If you don't think that's low character, and can't tell the difference between flipping early in the process and the night before NSD, then you're an idiot.

How do you know he didn't inform the interested parties before he announced his decision?

Also, if you have a problem with verbally committed players visiting without decommiting, you must not think much of the majority of college football players.

I'll take a stab. Todd Hartley's twitter response. His response tells me he didn't know.

I told this dude that in another thread today and he just doesn't get it... or doesn't want to. Everyone is wasting their time trying to rationalize with someone who is either determined to act out their Oppositional Defiant Disorder here or who just can't grasp logical inferences.

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

Spot on assessment, Chise. Overall it is a very good class. Now we just gotta go out and show all of the disrespectful bytches that keep disrespecting the U that we're gonna once again hit, stick and bust dyck.

It all starts with a take no prisoners mentality and harder work physically and mentally than they have ever known. It's time to bust some ***.

 

[Hurracanes]

look im not crying. i will admit i think all coaches deserve 5 yrs. so i thought golden deserved a 5th year. 5 yrs is when all players are yours. if u suck then u deserve to be fired. thats me

that said i love what richt has done. ill admit this staff is 100 millons times better then the one golden had. although if he had been willing to change system on d and fire donofrio he might still be here. thank god he didn't

i thought of coaches interviewed after firing richt was best choice and glad miami got him. i like this class , i love that miami just didn't take kids to get to 25, they didn't take kids to get a cb to stick. they didn't take guys they didn't think were miami kids who could play miamii football. i like that of the 18 kids they got 10 were espn 300. 11 were 4 stars.

this was a good solid class. yes ill admit i was wrong in another thread georgia and usc finished with higher ranked classes then miami but most of georgia's class was commited to richt first and stuck and usc really just kept the same staff pretty much so that helped them

i love what miami did. and this staff will win and win soon. richt will get the talent on this team like chad thomas to play to there talent and put them in situations to succeed. can't wait for first game and see the schemes and play calling this staff will bring out.

17 will be a top 5 class in nation by all pundits mark it down. i truly believe that.

To quote the Rock, take Golden's 5th year, turn that son ***** sideways and stick it straight up your candy ***!

 

[kalinis]

look im not crying. i will admit i think all coaches deserve 5 yrs. so i thought golden deserved a 5th year. 5 yrs is when all players are yours. if u suck then u deserve to be fired. thats me

that said i love what richt has done. ill admit this staff is 100 millons times better then the one golden had. although if he had been willing to change system on d and fire donofrio he might still be here. thank god he didn't

i thought of coaches interviewed after firing richt was best choice and glad miami got him. i like this class , i love that miami just didn't take kids to get to 25, they didn't take kids to get a cb to stick. they didn't take guys they didn't think were miami kids who could play miamii football. i like that of the 18 kids they got 10 were espn 300. 11 were 4 stars.

this was a good solid class. yes ill admit i was wrong in another thread georgia and usc finished with higher ranked classes then miami but most of georgia's class was commited to richt first and stuck and usc really just kept the same staff pretty much so that helped them

i love what miami did. and this staff will win and win soon. richt will get the talent on this team like chad thomas to play to there talent and put them in situations to succeed. can't wait for first game and see the schemes and play calling this staff will bring out.

17 will be a top 5 class in nation by all pundits mark it down. i truly believe that.

To quote the Rock, take Golden's 5th year, turn that son ***** sideways and stick it straight up your candy ***!

ill agreee it was bad. its why he is gone. i thought shannon deserved a 5th year. i understood why didn't get it. i just think in college 5 yrs is when guys are your own .

i am so happy he is gone and richt is here though. richt has a much better track record and is a much better coach, had clout to get miami to pony up for competent assitants ( addias money helps alot here) and we have best staff since butch.

plus players will play with more emotion and discipline under richt. can't be any more lethargic or undisciplined then under golden. that said i think to truly judge richt u need 5 yrs. i think he proves year one why is much better coach and why was right guy for miami by winning 10 or more games.

 

[FrancisSawyer]

Still looking for reasons why the pu$$ies are awash in period clots today. 10 or 11 out of 18 signees in the ESPN 300. We got a bunch of real dudes in this class--Quarterman, McCloud, Jackson, Bruce, Richards, Finley, Homer, Mullens, Big Jack, Young, etc.) This class is small, but it looks like it's chock full of football players. There are some violent dudes in this class, and some very highly coveted dudes. We beat a lot of the big boys (Bama, FSU, Clemson, and OSU) for several of our guys.

Looks like what wound up sending the weak-kneed wobblers into a tailspin was that we "missed" out on a low character **** who was obviously playing us like Scarlett did last year. I don't know how you remedy getting fcked like that, and, frankly, I'm not so sure how often super low-character guys like that succeed in such a ferociously competitive game.

It's no coincidence that most of the guys devoid of character, who have used this process as a way to get themselves over as trolls, wind up languishing in obscurity. I'll point out to those guys that it's tough to succeed in such a violently competitive arena when you're a raging **** like Tyrd.

Maybe he'll be the rare facquuit **** who succeeds, but then ask yourself what else we could have done to keep him (assuming we ever really had him). They made him the number 1 priority as soon as the dead period ended. They visited him relentlessly. What else could they have done to keep him from being a low-character fackit ****? Sometimes, when that fackitry is in you so deeply like it is with him there's nothing anyone can do to fix it.

Yeah, I know this looks like I'm making ex-post facto excuses to the guys who are ****-bent on whining and bleeding vaginally. But I didn't know Tyrd was a low-character fackeit **** until he showed us he was one last night. It's tough to call him out as a low-character facquit before he gives you a reason to do that, and he didn't give a reason until last night.

In retrospect, if that whole scenario with Tyrd and his facquit butt buddy, **** Filled-****, doesn't look to you like 2 drama queens, who had this tawdry escape to Brokeback Mountain planned out, then you haven't been around the block enough times.

Awesome post! That is classic Chise! **** Filled ****?.....a tawdry escape to Brokeback Mountain? LMAO!!! Good stuff!

 

[Bunker Mentality]

Ahmmon Richards commits to a thud and Latrell Williams decommitted to an absolute meltdown.

You can't explain that.

Another tough signing day but it's still more of our fans looking at other schools and just wanting so desperately to be them. For a small class we have a lot of talent. Coulda been better, could have been a lot worse.

The cancer is gone so it's a major victory for me.

Haskins and Miller were my sleepers. I like that we got one and my goodness, Finley? Man. We good over here. Next year will be better for sure. It's all about the grind now.

 

[Mansa Musa]

Sitting here watching ESPN and saw that Michigan went from #40 rank recruiting class in 2015 to #6 in 2016. We are in the top 25....people really need to pump their brakes a little bit and give this staff a chance to build. I think we did **** good and its clear that our new coaches will definitely go hard after their top targets.

Shannon and Golden ****ed us with no vaseline for the past 10 years! I can't understand how some people on here expect Richt to land a top recruiting class in 30 days after that.