I'll tell yall a truth when it comes to rivalry games.
You guys think UF gave a **** we fielded a bad team when they beat us 26-3 in their place, and they had a title-caliber squad?
You think FSU is sad about 47-0ing us in 1997, with the worst team we've fielded in the modern era?
There is no sympathy for your archnemesis. None. Like Silky Johnson says, I wish all the bad things in the world happen to you, and only you, Floriduh.
I hope every ******* Gator piece of **** breaks his leg/catches AIDS/falls into a pit at Gatorland and is eaten by a distant relative/is scalped by a random Seminole still living in the swamp/has an ACME safe fall on his head/did not sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night, just before they play us. And then we beat them 223-0, just to kick Cumberland out of the record books, and Muschamp gets attacked by wild parrots that claw his eyes out on the way to the charter bus.
**** A GATOR.