UF Injuries Thread

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It's not a matter of wanting them at 100%. It's a matter of not wishing them bad so that the Fall Camp Gods don't strike us in retribution. Don't test them.
 
I'll tell yall a truth when it comes to rivalry games.

You guys think UF gave a **** we fielded a bad team when they beat us 26-3 in their place, and they had a title-caliber squad?

You think FSU is sad about 47-0ing us in 1997, with the worst team we've fielded in the modern era?

There is no sympathy for your archnemesis. None. Like Silky Johnson says, I wish all the bad things in the world happen to you, and only you, Floriduh.

I hope every ******* Gator piece of **** breaks his leg/catches AIDS/falls into a pit at Gatorland and is eaten by a distant relative/is scalped by a random Seminole still living in the swamp/has an ACME safe fall on his head/did not sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night, just before they play us. And then we beat them 223-0, just to kick Cumberland out of the record books, and Muschamp gets attacked by wild parrots that claw his eyes out on the way to the charter bus.


**** A GATOR.
 
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Probably EBV with pretty significant mono. Also supposed to stay away from contact sports for 2-4 weeks once resolved due to increased risk of splenic rupture.

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Muschamp indicates he was misunderstood in Birmingham, says there was a lot of punishment that was handed out for Morrison's first issue. But he just hadn't officially decided on a suspension for games.

Of course

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Oh ****, we play Miami (FL) not Miami (OH) in week 2.
 
They will just run over to Starke and pick up a couple JC (jailed convicts) players to fill in. Nobody can tell the difference anyway. I was in OB for the flop. I don't care if their cheerleaders have to play, just want to beat the living crap out of them.
 
They will just run over to Starke and pick up a couple JC (jailed convicts) players to fill in. Nobody can tell the difference anyway. I was in OB for the flop. I don't care if their cheerleaders have to play, just want to beat the living crap out of them.

elderism noted
 
I love the focus of everyone in here. You can tell the season is about to start. Good karma. Good things.

Just reading, "You can tell the season is about to start." gives me chills.
 
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Man its getting harder and hard3r not to feel good about this Cane team, usually keep expectations low but its getting difficult I might dive in.
 
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