UF Injuries Thread

I wouldn't say ignorance. Ignorance would never be a catalyst for a personnel paradigm shift.
You see, we old school gator haters don't hate them out of ignorance.
We hate them out of pragmatism.
Through decades we've seen them, and with our experience we have come to an enlightened truth: the Gators are scum.

So you can't hate them without rejoicing at their injuries? That's one step away from just trying to injure them outright. Just stroll out to practice and start stabbing cats.

I hear they taste like chicken.

You're an intelligent poster. I'd appreciate an intelligent response.

I'm actually wearing a shirt right now that says, I Love Cats, They Taste Like Chicken.
It's my Chinese Buffet Shirt.

My reasons for hating the Gators are personnel. Maybe it all started decades ago when a Gainesvile cop gave me a defective vehicle ticket for having a Hurricane license plate holder. Maybe it was the flop. Maybe it was the time I played a twilight threesome with Spurrier and Lon Kruger and watched Spurrier foot wedge it for 18 holes in a money match. Maybe it was the gator fans chucking oranges at us in the 1980 game. Maybe it was the 2008 game.

Brother, the list is long and endless but I think the main reason for my disdain for them is their fans.
Just classless. I live in Los Angeles now, and occasionally go to the Hooters in Burbank to watch the games as here they never show them. The Burbank hooters is officially a UF hangout and you've never seen a more classless bunch of obese trailer trash in your life. They throw insults at me and the waitresses tell me they tip like Shiit.
For my whole life I've seen these same Gator fans acting the same way. The UF alumni must be so proud.
I'm not saying Miami fans are all polite and respectful.
Heck we aren't even polite and respectful to each other, but compared to gator fans...,well, there is no comparison.

There it is. I appreciate the response (& concur in most part).

I loathe Florida fans with a peculiar hatred. For me, having lived in several parts of the southeast and having each special place violated by the sight or conversation of them, I know your feud. The air they carry suggests the sport did not begin until Leak piloted their criminal convoy to a championship. Many of them struggle to recount Wuerffel's exploits. They don't know their roster, and accuse us of being bandwagoneers. They're a pathetic fan base with a pathetic NFL legacy, and would be on UNC's level if they didn't have the SEC logo on their chest.

But I will never, ever, celebrate another human's injury. Not because of their uniform, or the fans behind them, or their legacy of cowardice. Just won't. Could, but won't.
 
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I was hoping he'd win the Heisman this year and catch the game-winning TD pass against us. I'm classier than you guys because I don't care that he was a rat against UM, and I actually wanted him to beat UM. All I care about is the happiness of these **** kids. That's how goddam classy I am. **** shame that such a great guy from such a great school went down. I'm inconsolable right now.

I translate all that and I still have the same guttural reaction to misfortune for our enemies: FUUCK THEM!

Fvck Dumbose, fvck ufag, and fvck any Canes fan who gives a **** about either.

Amen..you tell'em Don ChiseCisco!!!!!

Carlos Danger, these new school UM fans crack me up with their unending chase of the Planter's Peanut Classiest Man On The Planet Award. Now, they're shedding tears over some ufag snitch.
 
I was hoping he'd win the Heisman this year and catch the game-winning TD pass against us. I'm classier than you guys because I don't care that he was a rat against UM, and I actually wanted him to beat UM. All I care about is the happiness of these **** kids. That's how goddam classy I am. **** shame that such a great guy from such a great school went down. I'm inconsolable right now.

I translate all that and I still have the same guttural reaction to misfortune for our enemies: FUUCK THEM!

Fvck Dumbose, fvck ufag, and fvck any Canes fan who gives a **** about either.

Amen..you tell'em Don ChiseCisco!!!!!

Carlos Danger, these new school UM fans crack me up with their unending chase of the Planter's Peanut Classiest Man On The Planet Award. Now, they're shedding tears over some ufag snitch.

i don't get how anyone could wish anything good on any other program or another program's fan base after how our team and our fans were treated after the shapiro story broke.
 
I translate all that and I still have the same guttural reaction to misfortune for our enemies: FUUCK THEM!

Fvck Dumbose, fvck ufag, and fvck any Canes fan who gives a **** about either.

Amen..you tell'em Don ChiseCisco!!!!!

Carlos Danger, these new school UM fans crack me up with their unending chase of the Planter's Peanut Classiest Man On The Planet Award. Now, they're shedding tears over some ufag snitch.

i don't get how anyone could wish anything good on any other program or another program's fan base after how our team and our fans were treated after the shapiro story broke.

These same fools talk about how they respect fsu. Meanwhile, those scumbag pieces of **** are all about trying to fvck us every chance they get. Our fans must have forgot (or never even knew about) Chuck Scumato showing recruits newspaper clipping of Marlin Barnes's murder trying to scare them away from coming to UM. How much more slimy and underhanded can you get than that? Yet our fans give fsu plaudits and talk about respecting them. LULZ.
 
Fvck Dumbose, fvck ufag, and fvck any Canes fan who gives a **** about either.

Amen..you tell'em Don ChiseCisco!!!!!

Carlos Danger, these new school UM fans crack me up with their unending chase of the Planter's Peanut Classiest Man On The Planet Award. Now, they're shedding tears over some ufag snitch.

i don't get how anyone could wish anything good on any other program or another program's fan base after how our team and our fans were treated after the shapiro story broke.

These same fools talk about how they respect fsu. Meanwhile, those scumbag pieces of **** are all about trying to fvck us every chance they get. Our fans must have forgot (or never even knew about) Chuck Scumato showing recruits newspaper clipping of Marlin Barnes's murder trying to scare them away from coming to UM. How much more slimy and underhanded can you get than that? Yet our fans give fsu plaudits and talk about respecting them. LULZ.

Football is a gladiator sport and UF is one of if not the most hated rival we have. Those chicken **** turds took us off their schedule and now act like it never happened the way it went down. This poor little gator ratted on our program while he himself was recruited no differently than his "boys" were recruited at UF. This **** is Kharma coming back to bite him in the ***. **** UF and anyone associated with that cesspool.

And one more thing, the mother****ing war canoe resides in Gables until those chicken **** mother****ers get the annual rivalry started again. Until then we own those cowards.
 
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I was hoping he'd win the Heisman this year and catch the game-winning TD pass against us. I'm classier than you guys because I don't care that he was a rat against UM, and I actually wanted him to beat UM. All I care about is the happiness of these **** kids. That's how goddam classy I am. **** shame that such a great guy from such a great school went down. I'm inconsolable right now.

I translate all that and I still have the same guttural reaction to misfortune for our enemies: FUUCK THEM!

Fvck Dumbose, fvck ufag, and fvck any Canes fan who gives a **** about either.

Amen..you tell'em Don ChiseCisco!!!!!

Carlos Danger, these new school UM fans crack me up with their unending chase of the Planter's Peanut Classiest Man On The Planet Award. Now, they're shedding tears over some ufag snitch.

You should see the slurpfest on Grassy's site.
So-called "Cane" fans knocking each other's Planter's top hats over this rat's injury.
I just posted that I found it amazing rats had knees.
I can't wait for the classy brigade to show up.
 
I went to my 1st Canes game in 1963 a freshman game vs gators we beat them with Bob Biletnikoff at QB vs Steve Spurrier. I was in stands when more Cubans than have ever attended a game came to cheer Carlos Alvarez the Cuban Comet in 69 and hear them roar for every one of his 15 receptions. I was sitting in row 8 in end zone when Flop happened scarring me for life. I was dodging beer bottles thrown at us as we boarded train in Waldo in 78 when we came from 21-3 defecit at half to win 22-21. I sat in row 5 in 80 and could have filled a bushel bag with oranges if I had had a baseball glove to catch them. In 82 the hottest game ever in the 2nd half their vendors below stands wouldn't sell me a drink until gator fans were served 1st. I am proud that in past on another site I was named #1 gator hater. If they were playing a team from Iran I would be rooting for Iran. I hate it when any newbie Canes fan says they hate FSU more because it ain't even close.
 
I translate all that and I still have the same guttural reaction to misfortune for our enemies: FUUCK THEM!

Fvck Dumbose, fvck ufag, and fvck any Canes fan who gives a **** about either.

Amen..you tell'em Don ChiseCisco!!!!!

Carlos Danger, these new school UM fans crack me up with their unending chase of the Planter's Peanut Classiest Man On The Planet Award. Now, they're shedding tears over some ufag snitch.

You should see the slurpfest on Grassy's site.
So-called "Cane" fans knocking each other's Planter's top hats over this rat's injury.
I just posted that I found it amazing rats had knees.
I can't wait for the classy brigade to show up.

LULZ at the rats having knees comment.
 
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Makes you wonder what's going on up there. Hysterectomy, aids, knee injuries and its only the first week.
 
Jason Lieser ‏@PBPjasonlieser 23m

UF coach Will Muschamp says OL Roderick Johnson (American Heritage) will have knee surgery today and be out a month.
 
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So they get Morrison back who won't even be playing against us and lose their Under Armour All American LB to an ACL? No biggie, UF just reloads and reloads and reloads.
 
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