Thoughts From the Bench Press: Cal

People pretending Cal is viable have to be stopped. The same Cal that won 31-13 over UC Davis. The same Cal that lost to FSU and barely beat a dead horse in Auburn? This game will not be close. The best thing about being on the east coast is being able to say we ****ed their bum asses up two days straight. *** whooping starts Saturday and ends Sunday, let's do it :devilish:
matthew mcconaughey cheers GIF by REBEKAH
 
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What I took from it was this really is our season of destiny

Florida sucks. FSU sucks. Notre Dame lost to Northern Illinois. The refs are doing the right things…

This is it Canes fans. It’s all there in front of us.

This is a new year

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Goddammit you big beautiful ******* you did it! You ******* did it. This is your best work yet.

Just like Delmar said to Everett in O Brother Where Art Thou:

“Can't you see it, @JHallCanes? Them sirens did this to @JamesQuall. They loved him up and turned him into a... horny toad”
 
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Goddammit you big beautiful ******* you did it! You ******* did it. This is your best work yet.

Just like Delmar said to Everett O Brother Where Art Thou:

“Can't you see it, @JHallCanes? Them sirens did this to @JamesQuall. They loved him up and turned him into a... horny toad”
Had to throw the Popo LAPD reference in there for you good sir
 
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As if this post wasn't uplifting enough, it appears that Cal students (he/she/they/them/it/none) attempted to block the entryway to our team hotel by setting up an encampment. It wasn't long before an enraged Mario cleared the entire community from a three point stance.

As a result, I am revising my score prediction.

Pollo Tropical- 41
Palestinian Chicken- 18
 
As if this post wasn't uplifting enough, it appears that Cal students (he/she/they/them/it/none) attempted to block the entryway to our team hotel by setting up an encampment. It wasn't long before an enraged Mario cleared the entire community from a three point stance.

As a result, I am revising my score prediction.

Pollo Tropical- 41
Palestinian Chicken- 18
Canes by a billion
 
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