The OC Candidates Thread

[JHallCanes]

I would welcome him back as a position coach in a heartbeat. If it meant throwing a Co or Associate in front of his name in order lure him here, I'd be okay w/ that too. Wouldn't want as the sole OC. Been there, done that. Have to continue to stack chips at all costs.

Yeah he’s definitely an asset to a staff

Guys that think his recruiting prowess somehow makes up for his OC ability (or lack there of) are living in the past

We don’t need to make those decisions anymore when you’re dropping 1.5 mill on the job

 

[MumbleRap]

@RVACane @WaterburyCane @PIPO @Baba Yaga

I don't want to abuse the power given to me but I'm going to tell y'all a joke that my late grandpa told me when I was a kid.



Grandpa: "Did you hear that an actress stabbed her partner?? It was, oh gosh, what's her name? Reese. Reese with something or other..."

Me "Witherspoon?"





















Grandpa: "No, with a knife silly."

Edit: @MumbleRap

 

[JamesQuall]

These boys need to accept that we are getting arroyo con pollo.

 

[L A M P]

Charge this guy for plagiarism

For a minute I thought I had a stroke. At least wait more than an hour before taking it.. in the same thread!

 

[JamesQuall]

100%. They're basically Wimp Lo from Kung Pow; taught to believe losing is actually winning.

I love putting this movie on for people who have never seen it and laugh at the movie and their reaction to it simultaneously.

It tells you a lot about that person's sense of humor. Either they love it and laugh or look at me like I'm some sort of idiot for thinking it's one of the funniest movies.

 

[PIPO]

Someone told me a stupid pun joke of Reese once and I never forgot it..

“Did you hear about the celebrity who stabbed her husband?

Me: No way, I didn’t hear about it! who was it?

“Umm it was Reese, Reese something…”

Me: Witherspoon?!

“No man, with her knife”…

@JamesQuall @WaterburyCane

 

[Dan E. Dangerously]

 

[JamesQuall]

@JamesQuall @WaterburyCane

It's ok. You can stop reading the thread where you're at now.

Or just skip to the most current post and ignore where I tagged you in a comment...

 

[RVACane]

@RVACane pays us by the post

I would never do that








directly…









I’d have a bag man








like Slick @TRick72.

 

[MovingZen]

One thing is for certain. Offense is going to severely be at a disadvantage this spring, with practice starting in a month and still not having a playbook.

Playbook don't get opened up till like the 4th game anyway...not a big deal.

 

[JamesQuall]

@WaterburyCane, you need to come get your boy. He might be the law, but he's not above it. Charge this guy for the bad joke AND plagiarism under the Mencia Act. I'm snitching now so I can get a reduction in my next sentence.

The Perp:

The OC Candidates Thread

there are two spots left. the OC is going to have to coach either QBs or WRs. i prefer to have a dedicated WR coach, so we need an OC/QB coach IMO Coach Stubblefied.

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The Victim:

The OC Candidates Thread

Wait so is frost hired or what?? I’m confused

www.canesinsight.com

You better @ me

 

[PBJFanatic]

Me waiting for this hire.

 

[Caned Peach]

One thing is for certain. Offense is going to severely be at a disadvantage this spring, with practice starting in a month and still not having a playbook.

If we hire someone from the Golden tree, they'll have a 300 page playbook ready in an orange and green colored binder at the ready.

 

[jmiller]

Playbook don't get opened up till like the 4th game anyway...not a big deal.

This the one lol

 

[Da Jumbo Mutombo]

My GFs Parrot (Conure)....but I did teach him to say, "BUTCH DA GOD".....

I've never believed anything so quickly in my life.

 

[MumbleRap]

Playbook don't get opened up till like the 4th game anyway...not a big deal.

Speak for yourself. We already touched on Gattis having to breakout the window dressing, flea flickers and double reverses to take the lead vs the mighty Golden Eagles of USM in week 2 last year.

 

[Mackmiller974]

Crazy to think this is our 4th OC hire in 5 Years

 

[423Hurricane]

@RVACane pays us by the post

@RVACane and I need to have a private conversation because I haven’t seen a plug nickel.

 

[JZCane0825]

Crazy to think this is our 4th OC hire in 5 Years

Ok and? We've also had 3 HC's in 5 years bozo

 

[SWFLHurricane]

I've never believed anything so quickly in my life.

I never taught an animal to say something so quickly either...So there's that...