Official The OC Candidates Thread 2.0

[SpikeUM]

Anyone else get the Y2K preparedness email from Mario?!

 

[TooColdToHold]

Or he was being a professional and giving Oregon the respect they deserve. Mario has several red flags but this ain’t one of them.

Being professional means it’s customary in that business. How many other head coaches do you know that took another job but remained with their former school to be “respectful”? Riley and Kelly moved the **** on, but Mario took longer to fully detach.

 

[PIPO]

Anyone else get the Y2K preparedness email from Mario?!

 

[RVACane]

Did he give us this one and the porno one in the same day?

 

[PBJFanatic]

So the only holdup in this hire seems to be a minor issue using Ancestry.com. Mario wanted to go as far back as the 1300s but that don’t work. He’s sending staff to Wales to seek and review the beginning of the OC’s lineage. Gotta be thorough.

 

[Problem2]

Mariooooooooo

 

[SpikeUM]

Did he give us this one and the porno one in the same day?

Lombardi, T-Bird, dog naming, etc.

 

[PBJFanatic]

Anyone else get the Y2K preparedness email from Mario?!

 

[brcane1]

Does Mario like Candle because he is also painstaking, considerate, yet indecisive?

 

[TriStarCane]

Don’t have to care about an offensive coordinator when you’re a basketball school

 

[5NC4]

Does Mario like Candle because he is also painstaking, considerate, yet indecisive?

great point

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Anyone else get the Y2K preparedness email from Mario?!

Funniest post of the year candidate/POTY Candidate

 

[5NC4]

Does Mario like Candle because he is also painstaking, considerate, yet indecisive?

Perhaps it is because his primary requirement is that the OC runs a pistol offense

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Did he give us this one and the porno one in the same day?

 

[Notsince1985]

Here's my pick for OC and DC

 

[Gables Cane]

Anyone else get the Y2K preparedness email from Mario?!

Clever…

 

[Bunker Mentality]

It's like waiting for a bad movie to fade to black but it just keeps dragging on forever.

Babylon

 

[Ispyin]

BREAKING NEWS:

Luther "Uncle Luke Campbell" hired as Offensive and Defensive coodinator roles for our University of Miami Hurricanes.

Bringing his own brand of Miami flava to the grid iron, Coach Campbell promises a "Me So Horny" offensive attack with the other side of the ball held fast by a "Nasty as They Wanna Be" philosophy.


Miami is fuccin!!!

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They had every rapper known to man in the history of rap on the Grammys last night in one massively long mix, and that ************ still couldn’t make the stage.

 

[CaneAlum11]

Y’all remember when our football team could beat duke too?

 

[Headhunter]

Panic Panic Panic