Tackle recruiting

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You work??
Yeah, we run an interesting operation. It’s a full service bully slurper disposal company. @SWFLHurricane does the fighting and I do the promoting. If there are any attractive wives or girlfriends of victims needing comforting, we send @The Franchise en route because he’s a sensitive, caring big sweetie. @TRick72 buries the bodies and then @TheOriginalCane does everyone’s taxes. We do have an opening for a family law and probate practitioner if you’re interested.
 
Yeah, we run an interesting operation. It’s a full service bully slurper disposal company. @SWFLHurricane does the fighting and I do the promoting. If there are any attractive wives or girlfriends of victims needing comforting, we send @The Franchise en route because he’s a sensitive, caring big sweetie. @TRick72 buries the bodies and then @TheOriginalCane does everyone’s taxes. We do have an opening for a family law and probate practitioner if you’re interested.
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1. What does that have to do w what I replied?

2. I liked his msg b/c I thought he was referring to their 2022 OL class v. our 2023 OL class, not ‘23 v. ‘23. If I read throughout the entire dialogue, I would’ve caught 2023 v. 2023 & wouldn’t have liked the msg.
It's not even close in comparison of our 2023 OL class with Texas. You're 100% correct.
 
Nope.

Texas’ highest ranked recruit was a guard with a 92. We had 2 tackles in Mauigoa and Samson in the high 99’s.

Wiltfong > You. Period.
2023 OL recruiting:
Bama - avg composite .9414 (5 recruits)
UGA - avg composite .9242 (5 recruits)
Canes - avg composite .9207 (5 recruits)
I'll leave off LSU but they also had a higher composite than Canes

Canes with a top 3 OL class but not the best on paper.
 
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2023 OL recruiting:
Bama - avg composite .9414 (5 recruits)
UGA - avg composite .9242 (5 recruits)
Canes - avg composite .9207 (5 recruits)
I'll leave off LSU but they also had a higher composite than Canes

Canes with a top 3 OL class but not the best on paper.
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Yeah, we run an interesting operation. It’s a full service bully slurper disposal company. @SWFLHurricane does the fighting and I do the promoting. If there are any attractive wives or girlfriends of victims needing comforting, we send @The Franchise en route because he’s a sensitive, caring big sweetie. @TRick72 buries the bodies and then @TheOriginalCane does everyone’s taxes. We do have an opening for a family law and probate practitioner if you’re interested.
That was lovely to think about.
 
Yeah, we run an interesting operation. It’s a full service bully slurper disposal company. @SWFLHurricane does the fighting and I do the promoting. If there are any attractive wives or girlfriends of victims needing comforting, we send @The Franchise en route because he’s a sensitive, caring big sweetie. @TRick72 buries the bodies and then @TheOriginalCane does everyone’s taxes. We do have an opening for a family law and probate practitioner if you’re interested.

Soooo . . . you give free ***-whippins!

I can see Franchise on job - when it comes to the ladies - he's slicker than snot on a doorknob.
 
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These recruits must think we have the best line in the country because they **** sure ain't scared to compete at other schools 🤷🏾‍♂️
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking…tho I’m sure there is some truth to it..

Schools like Alabama and Taint stack almost every position with high 4 and 5 star guys annually somehow without anybody getting “scared” off..and now with the portal, you can transfer if it doesn’t pan out.
 
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