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Feld better pace himself.

As a fellow white, I remember dating a Cuban girl down here and trying a "cortadito" for the first time around her family.

I pounded a few too quickly to look cool and it felt like my pupils started vibrating. I think my body temperature shot up to about 106 and I started speaking Cantonese then blacked out.
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Feld better pace himself.

As a fellow white, I remember dating a Cuban girl down here and trying a "cortadito" for the first time around her family.

I pounded a few too quickly to look cool and it felt like my pupils started vibrating. I think my body temperature shot up to about 106 and I started speaking Cantonese then blacked out.
That actually wasn't Cantonese. It was the sound of your bowels expelling all their contents with the force a 160mph leaf blower.
 
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Feld better pace himself.

As a fellow white, I remember dating a Cuban girl down here and trying a "cortadito" for the first time around her family.

I pounded a few too quickly to look cool and it felt like my pupils started vibrating. I think my body temperature shot up to about 106 and I started speaking Cantonese then blacked out.

My ex's dad was similar. Took him to La Carreta and he ordered a cafecito. Thought it was a joke that they brought it to him in a little tacita. So he asked for 2 and downed it pretty quickly.

I kind of looked at him...

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there is no shortage. this cycle showed that any and all coaches are available at the right price. that being said, you can't say Clint hurtt is the ideal choice as DC.

Man, you have to look around. Urban got cancelled. Gruden got cancelled. A bunch of ****-good HCs have great 401(k)s and house values and TV gigs, and have said "F U" to the grind of coaching, including Stoops and Richt (med issues too).

A number of guys who would have been excellent coordinators have been bumped to HC because of the labor shortage. A number of guys who are excellent position coaches are extorting Co-Coordinator titles just because they can.

There's a labor shortage alright. And even if Hurtt is not my ideal choice as DC, and even if Dorsey is not my ideal choice as OC, we will not end up hiring them because we aren't paying enough. We will end up hiring them because higher-rated targets got legitimately better offers from the NFL (Brady) and/or their current employers (Schumann).
 
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