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Pop tart bowl vs Iowa State

TheOriginalCane said:
Hilarious.

Wrong on both counts. I'm not angry at all, nor do I hail from Minnesota.

And check out some of the prior posts if you believe there has been no provocation.
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I certainly haven't provoked you, and you've gone onto insult my school, state, and football program. You've acted like a complete prick to me for absolutely no reason and then do the "hey, not getting personal" sh*t.

You exude some of the most ridiculous small **** energy I've seen on the internet in a long time. And that's saying something. To the credit of the rest of your fanbase, it looks like most of this board sees through it. Your vibe is 100% "I'm a very important person so you can f*ck yourself, peon". Great look.
 
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DriftlessClone said:
Must be Minnesota given your take.

If you're not ignorant, you're clearly a very angry person that feels a need to be dismissive and derisive without provocation.
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You have every right to be in love with Iowa State. Don’t let people pick on you because you have to visit Wisconsin to see the Iowa State Tree.

Love Iowa! In these country roads though people stand at their mailbox and wave to passing cars. Being from Miami I found that odd. People are nice.

You mentioned Kansas football the past 3 years. That kind of **** gets you banned as a trolling professional.

Big 12 sucks. ACC not great but you can’t compare the cyclones with Miami, FSU or Clemson. Even Georgia Tech done more. This year maybe so it was an odd year all the way around.

Good luck in Orlando glad you are pumped.
 
DriftlessClone said:
I certainly haven't provoked you, and you've gone onto insult my school, state, and football program. You've acted like a complete prick to me for absolutely no reason and then do the "hey, not getting personal" sh*t.

You exude some of the most ridiculous small **** energy I've seen on the internet in a long time. And that's saying something. To the credit of the rest of your fanbase, it looks like most of this board sees through it. Your vibe is 100% "I'm a very important person so you can f*ck yourself, peon". Great look.
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You seem like a decent person, but unless you're happy playing the role of Sisyphus in this tragedy, you might want to let it go, because I guarantee he's not going to. He's a tax attorney, so he has the lexicographical stamina to go the distance.

Side note, one of our competitors/subcontractors in Iowa sends us boxes of Christmas cookies from some famous Iowa bakery every year. So I can't disparage too much.
 
DriftlessClone said:
I certainly haven't provoked you, and you've gone onto insult my school, state, and football program. You've acted like a complete prick to me for absolutely no reason and then do the "hey, not getting personal" sh*t.

You exude some of the most ridiculous small **** energy I've seen on the internet in a long time. And that's saying something. To the credit of the rest of your fanbase, it looks like most of this board sees through it. Your vibe is 100% "I'm a very important person so you can f*ck yourself, peon". Great look.
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Oh, you've crushed me...

I never said you provoked me, but if you think I have to reset my opinions of Iowa and Iowa State every time some new poster comes along...well, it's not gonna happen. Besides, it's not as if I wasn't in Chicago for the Sweet 16 in 2022 and encountered a bunch of arrogant ******* Iowa State fans, because I was. Maybe you are one of the good ones.

Nobody has been mean to you. Now, your state and school and conference and football team are different.

There's no vibe. I'm saying what I feel and mean. If you think I wouldn't say the same things in person, well, you're wrong about that.

You've clearly taken things personally, as you've resorted to using multiple genitalia-oriented words and phrases. Have fun with that.
 
DriftlessClone said:
I certainly haven't provoked you, and you've gone onto insult my school, state, and football program. You've acted like a complete prick to me for absolutely no reason and then do the "hey, not getting personal" sh*t.

You exude some of the most ridiculous small **** energy I've seen on the internet in a long time. And that's saying something. To the credit of the rest of your fanbase, it looks like most of this board sees through it. Your vibe is 100% "I'm a very important person so you can f*ck yourself, peon". Great look.
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Personally, I enjoy when fans of opponents come to this site and provide insight into their school and their football program in general as long as they’re respectful and considerate. You’ve been reasonable, respectful and provided some great insight into your school and CFB in general.

You seem to be an experienced fan site attendee and had to expect some blow back from the your opponents fans - namely Miami. You just happened to encounter one of the biggest Miami homers on the planet.

I’ve advised others to “ignore the noise” and continue to participate in our forums so we can have some conversations about our upcoming game and a little fun sprinkled in.
 
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Felonious Monk said:
You seem like a decent person, but unless you're happy playing the role of Sisyphus in this tragedy, you might want to let it go, because I guarantee he's not going to. He's a tax attorney, so he has the lexicographical stamina to go the distance.

Side note, one of our competitors/subcontractors in Iowa sends us boxes of Christmas cookies from some famous Iowa bakery every year. So I can't disparage too much.
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Must be the Dutch letters from that place in Pella? Pretty good stuff, but I'm not a huge pastry guy. Talk them into some meat sticks from a hole in the wall locker from some tiny town. They'll undoubtedly slam.
 
CaneDawgCrew said:
You have every right to be in love with Iowa State. Don’t let people pick on you because you have to visit Wisconsin to see the Iowa State Tree.

Love Iowa! In these country roads though people stand at their mailbox and wave to passing cars. Being from Miami I found that odd. People are nice.

You mentioned Kansas football the past 3 years. That kind of **** gets you banned as a trolling professional.

Big 12 sucks. ACC not great but you can’t compare the cyclones with Miami, FSU or Clemson. Even Georgia Tech done more. This year maybe so it was an odd year all the way around.

Good luck in Orlando glad you are pumped.
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The first time I drove on an interstate on the East Coast, I was utterly freaked out by being in a tree tunnel for hours at a time. Makes a guy from the plains get pretty claustrophobic.
 
DriftlessClone said:
Talk them into some meat sticks from a hole in the wall locker from some tiny town. They'll undoubtedly slam.
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DriftlessClone said:
Must be the Dutch letters from that place in Pella? Pretty good stuff, but I'm not a huge pastry guy. Talk them into some meat sticks from a hole in the wall locker from some tiny town. They'll undoubtedly slam.
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If the letter is always S, then probably. We did get a box of German sausages from a vendor once, but that was difficult to distribute.
 
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Felonious Monk said:
You seem like a decent person, but unless you're happy playing the role of Sisyphus in this tragedy, you might want to let it go, because I guarantee he's not going to. He's a tax attorney, so he has the lexicographical stamina to go the distance.

Side note, one of our competitors/subcontractors in Iowa sends us boxes of Christmas cookies from some famous Iowa bakery every year. So I can't disparage too much.
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We excel at making things like this and obviously bacon. We will keep America fat and your all welcome.
 
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pff did a breakdown of the game



Iowa State rushes only 3 down linemen on more % of snaps than anyone else in the country (except Cincinnati who's DC came from Iowa State)

subsequently, they give QB's more time to throw than any other team in the country

reminding me of the wake matchup - Cam and company are gonna put up some major points - I'm laying the over heavy 🫡
 
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