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TheOriginalCane said:
**** straight off, you *******. You don't have to shut your program down, you are welcome to compete with FCS schools, where you will be the big fish in the small pond.

Maybe you've been jacking off to Drake Toll's daily propaganda, but the real power teams don't give two ***** about the Big 12, and they certainly don't give even a single **** about Iowa State.

I'm not sure what you were expecting with your "butt stuff" hilarity, but this isn't the place for it. There might be some tolerance for rival fans if they display a modicum of wit and respect, by you have evidenced none of that.

I don't expect your tenure on this board to last very long.
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And yet... here you are.. playing Iowa State in a bowl game. It's almost like you're playing down to our level.

For someone who has said numerous times throughout this post that you don't care about this bowl game against lowly Iowa State, you sure comment ALOT about it. The Orginial Cane is more like the original b*itcher.

I came over to digest some cane info from my POS state of Iowa. I'm currently typing this as my cousin gives me a back massage and my other cousin oils my feet. We just got done kissin' if that means anything to you.

you'll have to excuse my fellow brethren of Cyclones Coming Peacefully. Usually when he comes he's not peaceful, he's very captivating. We do tend to like moms in the state of iowa. so if you can be humored by a little "ur mom" joke, that's too bad you clearly have 0 sense of humor and take life way to serious.

in other news, i fully expect to wipe your cane *** with a corn cob come dec 28th.
 
CoachHines69 said:
And yet... here you are.. playing Iowa State in a bowl game. It's almost like you're playing down to our level.

For someone who has said numerous times throughout this post that you don't care about this bowl game against lowly Iowa State, you sure comment ALOT about it. The Orginial Cane is more like the original b*itcher.

I came over to digest some cane info from my POS state of Iowa. I'm currently typing this as my cousin gives me a back massage and my other cousin oils my feet. We just got done kissin' if that means anything to you.

you'll have to excuse my fellow brethren of Cyclones Coming Peacefully. Usually when he comes he's not peaceful, he's very captivating. We do tend to like moms in the state of iowa. so if you can be humored by a little "ur mom" joke, that's too bad you clearly have 0 sense of humor and take life way to serious.

in other news, i fully expect to wipe your cane *** with a corn cob come dec 28th.
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Thank you for validating all of my opinions as to the stupidity of people from Iowa.

I can't change the fact that we are contractually obligated by the ACC Mafia to show up in Orlando to play whatever ****** team we are stuck with. But I don't have to care about the game at all.

As for your brain-dead defense of sexual jokes about other people's mothers, I would strongly suggest that you travel to any municipality in Florida to see how that "humor" is received. I suspect you would not be returning to Iowa with a full set of teeth with which to eat corn on the cob.

And for the record, "a lot" is TWO WORDS, not one. You can "allot" tickets in an allocation, but there is no such word as "alot", you clueless moron.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Thank you for validating all of my opinions as to the stupidity of people from Iowa.

I can't change the fact that we are contractually obligated by the ACC Mafia to show up in Orlando to play whatever ****** team we are stuck with. But I don't have to care about the game at all.

As for your brain-dead defense of sexual jokes about other people's mothers, I would strongly suggest that you travel to any municipality in Florida to see how that "humor" is received. I suspect you would not be returning to Iowa with a full set of teeth with which to eat corn on the cob.

And for the record, "a lot" is TWO WORDS, not one. You can "allot" tickets in an allocation, but there is no such word as "alot", you clueless moron.
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Wow you REALLY got me on the A LOT comment. I feel bad for the people in your life that actually know you and have to do deal with you.

We all know Floridians are, well, nvm. I don't want to offend the whole state of FL just because of one imbecile on a Miami Hurricanes sports forum.

We come for some friendly banter and you have the sense of humor of a stick. It's unfortunate, really.

I'm sure there are people on this forum who care about the game and care to discuss. Since you don't, i'll go bang ur mom.
 
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CoachHines69 said:
Wow you REALLY got me on the A LOT comment. I feel bad for the people in your life that actually know you and have to do deal with you.

We all know Floridians are, well, nvm. I don't want to offend the whole state of FL just because of one imbecile on a Miami Hurricanes sports forum.

We come for some friendly banter and you have the sense of humor of a stick. It's unfortunate, really.

I'm sure there are people on this forum who care about the game and care to discuss. Since you don't, i'll go bang ur mom.
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Why are you mad because I pointed out your stupidity? Like that other Iowa State porster, you have chosen to get personal with your comments.

And the issue has nothing to do with "Floridians". I'm just encouraging you to leave the cornfield to see how "your mama" jokes play in more urban environments where most guys would stand up for their mothers when you tell such pathetic jokes.

You did not come for "friendly banter". Just stop lying. If you did, you'd roll with the punches and not flip to "your mama" jokes and "people in your life" comments the moment that we don't belly-laugh over your unfunny comments.

We are on Page 18 of Miami fans trying to tell you that we don't care about the game. I'm not sure why you think "your mama" jokes are going to suddenly make us care.

But you have demonstrated that you are the same worthless piece of garbage as the first Iowa State porster. Complete trash.
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
Why are you mad because I pointed out your stupidity? Like that other Iowa State porster, you have chosen to get personal with your comments.

And the issue has nothing to do with "Floridians". I'm just encouraging you to leave the cornfield to see how "your mama" jokes play in more urban environments where most guys would stand up for their mothers when you tell such pathetic jokes.

You did not come for "friendly banter". Just stop lying. If you did, you'd roll with the punches and not flip to "your mama" jokes and "people in your life" comments the moment that we don't belly-laugh over your unfunny comments.

We are on Page 18 of Miami fans trying to tell you that we don't care about the game. I'm not sure why you think "your mama" jokes are going to suddenly make us care.

But you have demonstrated that you are the same worthless piece of garbage as the first Iowa State porster. Complete trash.
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you need help, my guy
 
People at work are now calling me pop tart because they know I'm big Miami fan lol. I am in big ten country but why couldn't they just beat Syracuse
 
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CoachHines69 said:
I'm currently typing this as my cousin gives me a back massage and my other cousin oils my feet. We just got done kissin' if that means anything to you.

in other news, i fully expect to wipe your cane *** with a corn cob come dec 28th.
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@JG14 reading this.....
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Ill be there at the worst stadium in the USA!! Watching the Canes vs Cyclones battle of the National Weather Service!!
 
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