Pg Q Article: Al Golden's Clock is Ticking

His career record against teams with less than five losses is 1-22.

Get this fat mother ****ing loser out of my face.

Somehow, Al's Army is claiming that's a "cherry-picked" stat. What the fck does that even mean? It's a real concrete actual stat. There's no fudging or doctoring of that stat. It's real life.
 
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Somehow, Al's Army is claiming that's a "cherry-picked" stat. What the fck does that even mean? It's a real concrete actual stat. There's no fudging or doctoring of that stat. It's real life.

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His career record against teams with less than five losses is 1-22.

Get this fat mother ****ing loser out of my face.

Somehow, Al's Army is claiming that's a "cherry-picked" stat. What the fck does that even mean? It's a real concrete actual stat. There's no fudging or doctoring of that stat. It's real life.

It's not even like less than 5 losses is some obscure and unreasonable threshold to measure by. Any team with five losses is not a good football team. Most teams with 4 losses are not good football teams.

Eye-opening stat.
 
His career record against teams with less than five losses is 1-22.

Get this fat mother ****ing loser out of my face.

Somehow, Al's Army is claiming that's a "cherry-picked" stat. What the fck does that even mean? It's a real concrete actual stat. There's no fudging or doctoring of that stat. It's real life.

He seems to be a Randy Shannon clone who is has higher oratory skills and wears a tie.
 
only if the miami media had the balls to ask questions about the facts in this article..........
 
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I agree that the record looks bad, but I also think that people overestimate the extent to which some sort of clock is ticking our way to a happier state.
 
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His career record against teams with less than five losses is 1-22.

Get this fat mother ****ing loser out of my face.

Somehow, Al's Army is claiming that's a "cherry-picked" stat. What the fck does that even mean? It's a real concrete actual stat. There's no fudging or doctoring of that stat. It's real life.

It's not even like less than 5 losses is some obscure and unreasonable threshold to measure by. Any team with five losses is not a good football team. Most teams with 4 losses are not good football teams.

Eye-opening stat.

That's what stood out most to me about that stat. Teams with 5 losses stink. And Diabeetus Gut is still 1-22 against them. It really puts the myth of BFP Golden out there in the raw.
 
His career record against teams with less than five losses is 1-22.

Get this fat mother ****ing loser out of my face.

Somehow, Al's Army is claiming that's a "cherry-picked" stat. What the fck does that even mean? It's a real concrete actual stat. There's no fudging or doctoring of that stat. It's real life.

He seems to be a Randy Shannon clone who is has higher oratory skills and wears a tie.

He wishes he was the HC Shannon was. Al's a better speaker, but so was Mushmouth from Fat Albert. I wonder what Shannon's record against teams with less than 5 losses was. I'm guessing it was better, and we all know for certain his defense was miles better than Al's.
 
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Whether we want to believe it or not..Golden did indeed inherit some talent. Even though they all left him hot, high, and dry after one year..he still had them. Forston knew what he was doing by leaving early. He saw the scheme and knew that it was not going to benefit him at all to stay and play under it. There was talent on that 2011 team that went 6-6.

Forston played in like 3 games and plays in the same scheme in New England.

Calling Marcus Forston talented is basically calling Kyle Wright a good QB or Ryan Moore a good WR. GTFO my face.
 
His career record against teams with less than five losses is 1-22.

Get this fat mother ****ing loser out of my face.

Somehow, Al's Army is claiming that's a "cherry-picked" stat. What the fck does that even mean? It's a real concrete actual stat. There's no fudging or doctoring of that stat. It's real life.

I like Al Golden as a person and as long as he is our football coach I will support him. Am I happy with the past few weeks? Obviously not... and that stat scares the **** out of me. As long as we keep missing on the premium talent in south Florida I can't see that number improving much. Really really hope I'm wrong.
 
1-22 against teams with less than five losses. Ok. How many of those teams did he play those first few years after he took over the Temple team that had been KICKED OUT OF THE BIG ******* EAST FOR SUCKING SO BAD. Thats like being too retarded for Special Ed courses. I will admit that even as a pretty big supporter of not just Golden but continuity, yeah lets fire everyone again and bring in all new coaches and coordinators and set these kids back another few years as the learn new schemes and all that ****, I have been dismayed by these past few weeks but I am expecting better things out of 2014 before I turn my checkbook into a pitch fork. Now someone's gonna say "Continuity!?! But Gus Malzahn..durrrrr...Auburn...derrr...National Championship!!" Yeah mother ****ers why do you think Auburn brought back their former OC and best recruiter. Dude was gone from Aubrurn for 1 season before coming back and taking over a team and offense he helped build.
 
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1-22 against teams with less than five losses. Ok. How many of those teams did he play those first few years after he took over the Temple team that had been KICKED OUT OF THE BIG ******* EAST FOR SUCKING SO BAD. Thats like being too retarded for Special Ed courses. I will admit that even as a pretty big supporter of not just Golden but continuity, yeah lets fire everyone again and bring in all new coaches and coordinators and set these kids back another few years as the learn new schemes and all that ****, I have been dismayed by these past few weeks but I am expecting better things out of 2014 before I turn my checkbook into a pitch fork. Now someone's gonna say "Continuity!?! But Gus Malzahn..durrrrr...Auburn...derrr...National Championship!!" Yeah mother ****ers why do you think Auburn brought back their former OC and best recruiter. Dude was gone from Aubrurn for 1 season before coming back and taking over a team and offense he helped build.

This is one detail that most discussions of Malzahn on this board fail to take into account.
 
Are we really comparing one of the most innovative coaching minds in CFB right now to Golden's vanilla bull****?
 
Anyone still defending golden at this point should simply be ignored.

You cant argue with retards.
 
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