Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[Dwinstitles]

They’re crying now about not getting Cam Ward, after repeatedly downplaying us getting him. Now they’re crying that they were first in the Cam Ward sweepstakes, but Norvell didn’t want to wait around for him.

You can’t make this up.

They got beat out. Norvell read the room properly and knew by the vibe he wasn’t going to beat Mario so he pivoted. It’s that simple

Norvell knows you wait for a baller like Cam so they coping heavy. Bunch of goofy’s

 

[dk72]

Maybe FSU and UF can do a head coach exchange!

 

[Golsen82]

I thought Atkins is their best recruiter and developer? His '20-'22 guys should be maturing and contributing by now, but most of them are gone.

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Then who tf is starting lol

 

[Hurricane Hero]

I think Blostein and Brenda should cover membership fees at Noles247 until FSU wins a game.

 

[Reyrey]

 

[hurricaneman]

All these guys pumping sunshine from a fire hose the entire off season NOW have all these inside scoops about problems in the program.

 

[canemachine]

The tears are cocaine in my veins

 

[PIPO]

 

[GojiraCane]

Then who tf is starting lol

Transfers. More than half of their starters are portal players. If you exclude DBs…it’s a significant majority.

 

[IndayArtHauz]

The tears are cocaine in my veins

Compare to this energy after Norvell’s extension:

 

[Dwinstitles]

Compare to this energy after Norvell’s extension:

The first time I saw this was the other day cause of my upload. I was dying laughing, dude sounds so convincing yet doesn’t have a clue wtf he is talking about. Typical sunshine pumper media bs

 

[DTP]

All these guys pumping sunshine from a fire hose the entire off season NOW have all these inside scoops about problems in the program.

Yup. These dudes are always making it seem like everything is great until it’s not. It’s like the culture vultures who never say anything when a coach is doing well but as soon as he gets fired, they all knew the locker room was full of bad seeds and the culture was terrible. *****, why didn’t you say anything when it was actually happening?

 

[JG14]

Compare to this energy after Norvell’s extension:

Pud Elliot hahahahaha. Sending a real strong signal to the Big 10 and SEC are we?!?!?!

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

The tears are cocaine in my veins

He would be a Penelope bourbon drinker

 

[SWFLSWAGG17]

Does anyone have an update on the dog**** guy?

 

[Felonious Monk]

Maybe FSU and UF can do a head coach exchange!

Bruh! That's genius.

Post in thread 'Who sucks worse: UF or FSU?'

Monday at 9:44 AM

Okay, hear me out. Norvell sucks at recruiting, but Napier isn't terrible. Napier sucks at game planning, but Norvell isn't terrible. Maybe they should help each other out. UF and FSU are both state schools, so maybe they could work up a combined contract that would give the pair another 3-5 years to turn their programs around. They'd save a fortune in buyouts as well.

• Felonious Monk

 

[GojiraCane]

Bruh! That's genius.

Post in thread 'Who sucks worse: UF or FSU?'

Monday at 9:44 AM

Okay, hear me out. Norvell sucks at recruiting, but Napier isn't terrible. Napier sucks at game planning, but Norvell isn't terrible. Maybe they should help each other out. UF and FSU are both state schools, so maybe they could work up a combined contract that would give the pair another 3-5 years to turn their programs around. They'd save a fortune in buyouts as well.

• Felonious Monk

Perhaps they could situationally coach each others teams, depending on the opponent.

 

[Cmuri]

Steve Wiltfong holding back tears around the two minute mark. Surprisingly, Josh Newberg shoots down his cope lmao

That was awesome!

 

[QuattroCane]

These are the exact reasons I'm taking so much pleasure in their struggles. every single FSU fan I know had this same attitude. They acted as though they had reinvented football.

 

[AUcane]

Steve Wiltfong holding back tears around the two minute mark. Surprisingly, Josh Newberg shoots down his cope lmao

Newberg actually nails it. Love the paycheck to paycheck analogy. Fong thinks a good QB will fix everything.

Newberg comes back and correctly points out that 2024 portal was bad, bad recruiting especially at QB makes this situation more dire than what many of their fans believe. It goes way beyond not having the right QB.