Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[JD08]

NGL, if somebody was cutting me a $10M annual paycheck with a guaranteed buy-out clause, I'd probably look just as (un) motivated as Prison Mike does. Might even run the wind sprint with less enthusiasm than he does.

I could give them a similar record and I'd be willing to do it for half.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I could give them a similar record and I'd be willing to do it for half.

I'd do it for half of your half AND guarantee two whole victories...

 

[JD08]

I'd do it for half of your half AND guarantee two whole victories...

I'll do the same for $10 less.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I'll do the same for $10 less.

 

[TallyCaneFan]

Juice?! More like *** juice.

Targets are one thing but how about catches! That Morlock kid probably averages more drops per game than targets.

 

[JD08]

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Challenge accepted. As the new FSU coach, I will replace the current coaching staff with residents from the nearest halfway house. I will recruit nothing but unranked players because everyone deserves a chance. Finally, I will lease out the athletic offices to rescue dog shelters and for children's birthday parties immediately after I've fired the cleaning staff.

 

[LokiCane]

Challenge accepted. As the new FSU coach, I will replace the current coaching staff with residents from the nearest halfway house. I will recruit nothing but unranked players because everyone deserves a chance. Finally, I will lease out the athletic offices to rescue dog shelters and for children's birthday parties immediately after I've fired the cleaning staff.

you should setup the football stadium as a homeless camp.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

you should setup the football stadium as a homeless camp.

The homeless would refuse to use the Doak Campbell bathrooms...

 

[JD08]

you should setup the football stadium as a homeless camp.

Perfect. If they give me a staff budget, do you want a job? I'm already planning on hiring my entire family for exorbitant salaries, but their might be some left over after I hire @TheOriginalCane for exponentially more than his original offer of $1.

 

[JD08]

The homeless would refuse to use the Doak Campbell bathrooms...

Good, we're selling the fixtures for beer money.

 

[OptimusCreampie]

Preview of “new” roster

Wow armella must be ***

 

[Felonious Monk]

All I hear is negativity. Yes, they're a rival, but this is still a revered state institution with a rich history. It deserves to be turned into something with value to both the state and country. I'd like to propose the establishment of the Doak Campbell Strategic Mucus Reserve. No longer will precious hours be wasted trying to find the perfect match for mucus transplants around the country.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This guy thinks DUKE should be a Sod Cemetery game....

 

[BALLHAWKU]

You can’t be this delusional, he must ride in a short bus

 

[shoeless]

You mean the same guy who said this…

 

[Ghandi]

You mean the same guy who said this…
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Penny Boone is getting PAID..

And he sucks.

 

[305407cane]

You mean the same guy who said this…
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If you’re trying to be a journalist it’s best not to sound like a child saying lol

 

[JamesQuall]

You mean the same guy who said this…
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Their top 2 are pretty **** impressive at the school they're currently playing for

 

[DemCanes90]

You mean the same guy who said this…
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Is this virgin an actual journalist for FSU?

 

[shoeless]

You know the FSU “journalist” requirements and interview questions:

1. Are you a FSU fan?
2. You promise not to say anything negative about the team?
3. Do you like Charlie Ward?
4. Do you own any pictures of FSU players with their shirts off?
5. Can you regularly write or post about Mario’s chest?