Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[Felonious Monk]

You know the FSU “journalist” requirements and interview questions:

1. Are you a FSU fan?
2. You promise not to say anything negative about the team?
3. Do you like Charlie Ward?
4. Do you own any pictures of FSU players with their shirts off?
5. Can you regularly write or post about Mario’s chest?

6. Have you ever been in a ****pit before?
7. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
8. Do you ever hang around the gymnasium?
9. Do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

You mean the same guy who said this…
View attachment 307413

The list was invalid as soon as they ranked Marvin Jones Jr. over any other human being with a pulse.

 

[canecrazy23]

6. Have you ever been in a ****pit before?
7. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
8. Do you ever hang around the gymnasium?
9. Do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[HurricanePhilly]

6. Have you ever been in a ****pit before?
7. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
8. Do you ever hang around the gymnasium?
9. Do you like movies about gladiators?

“

” - @JG14

 

[DTP]

You mean the same guy who said this…
View attachment 307413

Crazy that Lacy is the only one who actually made it to Louisville and has caught 11 passes and zero touchdowns. They were offering Jaden Rashada NIL deals up there.

 

[JG14]

“View attachment 307448” - @JG14

 

[WaterburyCane]

6. Have you ever been in a ****pit before?
7. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
8. Do you ever hang around the gymnasium?
9. Do you like movies about gladiators?

For higher level positions, the application includes a polygraph test in which you must truthfully answer yes to the following:

10. Were we undefeated last season?
11. Have you ever gotten a shoulder rub from another man? Was it nice?
12. Are man purses ok to wear?
13. Have you ever *********ed to Mia Khalifa?
14. Have you ever *********ed to Coach Norvell?
15. Would you still want Deon as next head coach even if he took a giant steaming **** on your face?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

For higher level positions, the application includes a polygraph test in which you must truthfully answer yes to the following:

10. Were we undefeated last season?
11. Have you ever gotten a shoulder rub from another man? Was it nice?
12. Are man purses ok to wear?
13. Have you ever *********ed to Mia Khalifa?
14. Have you ever *********ed to Coach Norvell?
15. Would you still want Deon as next head coach even if he took a giant steaming **** on your face?

Ideal SemenHole answers:

10. Y
11. Y, Y
12. Y
13. N
14. Y
15. Y

 

[Felonious Monk]

For higher level positions, the application includes a polygraph test in which you must truthfully answer yes to the following:

10. Were we undefeated last season?
11. Have you ever gotten a shoulder rub from another man? Was it nice?
12. Are man purses ok to wear?
13. Have you ever *********ed to Mia Khalifa?
14. Have you ever *********ed to Coach Norvell?
15. Would you still want Deon as next head coach even if he took a giant steaming **** on your face?

Sorry, gonna need pics to be able to answer that one.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Sorry, gonna need pics to be able to answer that one.

Google her.

When you get home.

NOT at work, though...

 

[Felonious Monk]

Google her.

When you get home.

NOT at work, though...

Oh, I know who she is. I just figured a perv like @WaterburyCane has some of the good stuff in his personal stash.

 

[WaterburyCane]

Oh, I know who she is. I just figured a perv like @WaterburyCane has some of the good stuff in his personal stash.

I believe this was shot while she was watching the Orange Bowl against Georgia

Spoiler: Georgia 63 FSU 3

 

[Felonious Monk]

I believe this was shot while she was watching the Orange Bowl against Georgia

Spoiler: Georgia 63 FSU 3

View attachment 307469

You are one sick man in all the right ways. I'm a little surprised she has a hard time watching her team get pegged.

 

[CDWright40]

I’m obsessed with this kids Twitter.

 

[JD08]

I’m obsessed with this kids Twitter.

Well, the punter plays a very important role for FSU this year.

 

[TallyCaneFan]

Well, the punter plays a very important role for FSU this year.

Him and the kicker are their MVPs no doubt. In the meantime, our punter hasn't had enough attempts to be considered for any awards. Think I'll take our situation!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Well, the punter plays a very important role for FSU this year.

He is targeted more than Kyle Morlock is...

 

[K.O.M.A.]

He is targeted more than Kyle Morlock is...

And has caught more balls

 

[Felonious Monk]

And has caught more balls

On the chin?

 

[K.O.M.A.]

On the chin?

Repeatedly