Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[CaneTheGaytors]

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Bulletin board material.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

There are 134 FBS football teams.

It was just such an odd flex. I kept having to reread it, like am I reading this right?

 

[3rd-43]

Of the 268 offenses and defenses in FBS, Florida state has two of them

 

[IndayArtHauz]

It was just such an odd flex. I kept having to reread it, like am I reading this right?

Oh yeah, I still feel like I’m misreading it. If he was trolling his own fanbase, what would he have said differently? It’s insane.

 

[Damiencane86]

Clay Fink looks like the dumb *** that crashed the McLaren.

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Clay Twink

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Oh yeah, I still feel like I’m misreading it. If he was trolling his own fanbase, what would he have said differently? It’s insane.

It's so weird.

I guess Morlock is soooo bad it makes the other TE look good by comparison?

I still can't figure it out. They target the **** out of Morlock and get jack-**** from all that effort.

DJU should have just thrown it to himself.

 

[aelmiami]

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A real thread that they just started on their board. I’ve seen delusional, but this is psychotic. Guy whose team is 1-5 (on account of Cal missing two FGs) thinks they match up well with us and will win. Yikes

My coworker is as delusional as they come. Even he approached me after our Cal game. Said Miami is going to beat us worse than I ever knew was possible.

 

[aelmiami]

Noles clearly hold a major advantage at TE

Lofton’s stats are better.

 

[cway313]

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Nothing causing more harm than those Norvell shoulder rubs.

 

[Cookie917]

Oh yeah, I still feel like I’m misreading it. If he was trolling his own fanbase, what would he have said differently? It’s insane.

I am really struggling to come up for a reason why it makes sense as a positive for FSU. I thought perhaps he was trying to say a TF was getting good targets? But like you said he is 1 of 103 so that aint good, maybe the guy should have broken it down by TF TE. ****, even 13+ "targets" just about everyone has played 6 games I believe so that means 2 targets per game for the TE? not catches, just a general throw to their direction twice a game lol does not seem that hard.

Then I thought the next stat (yards per route run) the TF is 18/103, which ok I guess that is a top 20 mark for a TF TE on a somewhat weird stat but then why include Morlock in that stat who is at 93/103 and running less than ONE yard per route.

My best guess is the latter because he says the TF TE has added "juice" so it has to be out of all the TEs that have at least 13 targets he is top 20 in yards? IDK man... super weird.

 

[Mikeiavelli]

I've never seen the Yards per Route Run stat before. I didn't know that was something people keep track of.

 

[Golsen82]

The best part of that tweet is that Morlock is one of the worst TEs in the country. I’d take McCormick over him

Have some shame

Wonder where Arroyo and even Lofton rank

 

[Golsen82]

Completely true.

Think about this, F$U has ONE other TE that they use. And they have been TRYING to throw to Morlock, but he either drops the ball or the ball is out of reach. Meanwhile, Miami has two other TEs that we use far more than Cam McCormick.

Look at this. Remember, the F$U line was that Morlock is TARGETED more than almost any other TE in the country. And he only has FIVE more catches than Cam, who is barely ever targeted in the passing game.

Essentially, if Cam McCormick is wide open in the end zone, Cam Ward will throw it to him. Otherwise, his job is to block.

So compare this young HEAVILY-targeted TE from F$U to this octogenarian rarely-targeted TE from Miami.

And Morlock has FIVE more receptions. ******* pathetic...





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3 catches and 2 for tuddies.... more elite than fsu TEs

 

[Golsen82]

Sometimes I'm torn on which Tears to read more . I've been on a Gator binge lately and have neglected FSU

 

[305407cane]

Sometimes I'm torn on which Tears to read more . I've been on a Gator binge lately and have neglected FSU

A beautiful time to be alive

 

[LokiCane]

Isn’t a Morlock some SF species that lives underground and cannibalizes humans.

 

[SPAMM]

Wonder where Arroyo and even Lofton rank

I think Arroyo leads all ACC receivers, not just TEs in YPC.

 

[Felonious Monk]

Isn’t a Morlock some SF species that lives underground and cannibalizes humans.

Yes, from HG Wells' The Time Machine. The Eloi were the peaceful surface dwellers and the Morlocks were the evil subterranean cannibals.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I'm rooting for Manny here...

 

[Ghandi]

I'm rooting for Manny here...


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That’s not how curses work.

It has to be the ****head that panked who has to eat it.