Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[305407cane]

Their media brings tone deaf to a new level

 

[JG14]

"All right fellas. I know we are 1-4 and just got boat raced by SMU in their first ACC game ever. Yes, same SMU who we specifically mentioned in our lawsuit against the ACC as being below us. I know your draft stocks are plummeting, and you are on the verge of faking an injury so you don't have to participate in this **** show of a season anymore. But I know the perfect way to turn this around. Last one to the end zone has to shovel renegades droppings before kickoff. Go!"

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Hilarious that they now have to have a race tracker since the team quit on Norvell

And half of them lost to the old man.

 

[canecrazy23]

Omggggg someone needs to put together a compilation that shows the progression from preseason to right now. ******* amazing.

 

[N25.45W81.21]

addition by subtraction.

de-escalation by de-escalation.

 

[N25.45W81.21]

WTF am I looking at?

This is what a distal metacarpal fracture should look like:

Dude must have really wanted a medical RS and gone at his own finger with a Vise-Grip. Or somebody's making **** up and used some randomphoto from Google.

 

[NPBCANE4]

WTF am I looking at?

This is what a distal metacarpal fracture should look like:

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Dude must have really wanted a medical RS and gone at his own finger with a Vise-Grip. Or somebody's making **** up and used some randomphoto from Google.

I haven't seen a lot of them... but ive seen enough to know that is a ****** finger. Hope that helps!

 

[theribdoctor]

de-escalation by de-escalation.

trash in trash out.

 

[Number1CanesFan]

What if I told you that this is the fourth losing season out of five seasons Since he was hired that Mike norvell has had at FSU?

(Edit it’s 3 of 5)

After the 2024 season, FSU will have 5 losing seasons in the last 7 years.

At least they can say they haven't been mediocre.

 

[Squid Bumciorek]

I’d bet on FSU based on a “dead cat bounce”. They will get their **** together for one game, start feeling better about beating a P5, then lose to SMU the week after.

 

[IndayArtHauz]

WTF am I looking at?

This is what a distal metacarpal fracture should look like:

View attachment 305601

Dude must have really wanted a medical RS and gone at his own finger with a Vise-Grip. Or somebody's making **** up and used some randomphoto from Google.

It’s a ******. The glowing part of the finger is a ******.

 

[Trav]

"All right fellas. I know we are 1-4 and just got boat raced by SMU in their first ACC game ever. Yes, same SMU who we specifically mentioned in our lawsuit against the ACC as being below us. I know your draft stocks are plummeting, and you are on the verge of faking an injury so you don't have to participate in this **** show of a season anymore. But I know the perfect way to turn this around. Last one to the end zone has to shovel renegades droppings before kickoff. Go!"

Inspiring

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

It’s a ******. The glowing part of the finger is a ******.

Can I nominate that for the post of the year?

 

[IndayArtHauz]

Can I nominate that for the post of the year?

Yes. But also zoom into the photo. It’s a vag.

 

[Suhrthing]

It’s a ******. The glowing part of the finger is a ******.

Why'd you have to go and ruin it?

 

[N25.45W81.21]

It’s a ******. The glowing part of the finger is a ******.

Holy crap...you're right--it's a ******. Dude has a ****** finger. It's all becoming strangely clear.

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

Yes. But also zoom into the photo. It’s a vag.

Oh, I’m aware. I’ve seen one before

 

[Canefan73]

Nah, Dabo gonna bury those guys.

 

[Dwinstitles]

Nah, Dabo gonna bury those guys.

They can’t do that or fsu will sue them for not taking it serious

 

[hoops156]

Payton and Jackson are gonna be the first ones to quit lmao

earl little left number 1 bama for 1-4 FSU lol