NCAA To Announce Punishment at 10am Today

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Tim Reynolds @ByTimReynolds
11am tomorrow, the word on Miami comes out.

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I expect no further bowl bans but that most will not be happy with the scholarship reductions. My jimmies will be rustled for all of 48 hours and then I will get back to enjoying this amazing season.

Saul,

The fans won't be able to understand it regardless. We have been playing at 75. What NOTICEABLE effect has that had?

As the board's Consigliere, you know as well as anyone that UM fans think the world is ending when any news drops regarding the program. When the NCAA announces the loss of 15-20 ships, you'll see the reaction. How can we compete with FSU? Look at what's happening to USC! Golden will assuredly leave...

Yeah but can we afford to keep Golden?

I'm more concerned with how badly this is going to affect Miami's chances of building an on campus stadium in the immediate future.
 
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I expect no further bowl bans but that most will not be happy with the scholarship reductions. My jimmies will be rustled for all of 48 hours and then I will get back to enjoying this amazing season.

Saul,

The fans won't be able to understand it regardless. We have been playing at 75. What NOTICEABLE effect has that had?

As the board's Consigliere, you know as well as anyone that UM fans think the world is ending when any news drops regarding the program. When the NCAA announces the loss of 15-20 ships, you'll see the reaction. How can we compete with FSU? Look at what's happening to USC! Golden will assuredly leave...

Yeah but can we afford to keep Golden?

Have to ask the Bilderberg Group. I missed the last meeting.

Well, it's a well known fact, Saul, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
 
Is there any doubt that we already know the sanctions? Golden didn't seem too rustled on the radio this morning....I think we good to go.
 
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