Lane Kiffin at SEC media days

Something going on there.

Like chemically.
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Bro, who was the poster who was arguing that the Cavinder twins aren't attractive because they were going to have bad skin from too much sun lol. Want to get that poster's input on his thoughts on Lane's looks in his 60s.
 
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Lane is a hot girlfriend and it'd be fun for a little bit, but you know its going to end badly when she leaves you for someone with more money.

So what does that make Mario… the long term wife that doesn’t **** anymore and you need to move onto after a while for a hot girlfriend that’s fun…

Too easy…

People wanted Lane because of his offenses and his arrogance… some felt both would fit in with Miami
 
So what does that make Mario… the long term wife that doesn’t **** anymore and you need to move onto after a while for a hot girlfriend that’s fun…

Too easy…

People wanted Lane because of his offenses and his arrogance… some felt both would fit in with Miami


Or the girlfriend who's at work grinding 20 hours a day so you can sit at home doing nothing....
 
TrumpyCane wants to know how many P5 conference titles he’s won
Mario has the advantage in that department. However, most national media ranks Lane Kiffin as a better coach.

According to most media, rankings are as follows:

Kiffin (top 20)
Cristobal (top 40)
 
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I am not tied to a coach. Some are. I know you just want Miami to be great. If the people with the money would support any coach, that would be ideal, but it’s their money…


I'm not tied to a coach either. But I expect maximum effort and minimal drinking, based on my personal observations of Erickson and Orgeron.

And I can pinpoint for you the EXACT time at which Miami began to decline, and it was when Pete/Butch took their recruit notecards with them, and Coker's staff began to discover how to use Rivals/Scout to research recruits. And we haven't put 4 solid years of recruiting together ever since.

It should NOT be too high of an expectation for a multi-million dollar head coach to stay off of the alcohol and on the recruiting trail.
 
I'm not tied to a coach either. But I expect maximum effort and minimal drinking, based on my personal observations of Erickson and Orgeron.

And I can pinpoint for you the EXACT time at which Miami began to decline, and it was when Pete/Butch took their recruit notecards with them, and Coker's staff began to discover how to use Rivals/Scout to research recruits. And we haven't put 4 solid years of recruiting together ever since.

It should NOT be too high of an expectation for a multi-million dollar head coach to stay off of the alcohol and on the recruiting trail.

How you do anything…

Some would say… 😎
 
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So what does that make Mario… the long term wife that doesn’t **** anymore and you need to move onto after a while for a hot girlfriend that’s fun…

Too easy…

People wanted Lane because of his offenses and his arrogance… some felt both would fit in with Miami
In my analogy, Mario is the woman that wants to settle down and build something together.

Analogies and silliness aside, Lane is likely a better coach. But he wouldn't care a lick about building a foundation for sustained success because I doubt he'd ever actually truly care about this place. Mario is going to put in time to build the foundation and infrastructure so that we can build a winning program for years to come. This program has been set aside for too long. We needed a builder not a quick fix.
 
In my analogy, Mario is the woman that wants to settle down and build something together.

Analogies and silliness aside, Lane is likely a better coach. But he wouldn't care a lick about building a foundation for sustained success because I doubt he'd ever actually truly care about this place. Mario is going to put in time to build the foundation and infrastructure so that we can build a winning program for years to come. This program has been set aside for too long. We needed a builder not a quick fix.
Easy Alex......
Mario wants to build, establish, hang around and enjoy . Legacy is king and enjoy the scenery, enjoy the ride....play the long term...build, build, build.

Kiffin wants to tweet, be a media heavyweight, pick up the legs walking by, and put some flakes you know where, but still act relevant with words of advice.
If the right offer comes along then go to the highest bidder, and if bored bolt, change, or reboot........short term....
 
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