Josh Gattis (before its deleted)

[SFbayCane]

Well, you won't see it anyway, cause by the time I am gone, I have drunken you under the table... twice.

Now I fully understand your screen name.

Urban Dictionary: Bender

Term used to describe a time span of over a couple days where you get extremely drunk or high and are too ****faced to remember the events that occurred within that time period. You have to be wearing the same clothes you were before you started the bender or else it's not considered one.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Bender]

Eh... Hugh Freeze is the head coach at Auburn and is likely worse than Petrino

Actually not. Its surprising but no.

 

[Lokest]

OMG name please.

Elle Alexandra

 

[Bender]

Now I fully understand your screen name.

Urban Dictionary: Bender

Term used to describe a time span of over a couple days where you get extremely drunk or high and are too ****faced to remember the events that occurred within that time period. You have to be wearing the same clothes you were before you started the bender or else it's not considered one.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[KANE]

Nah, but when he hires Garrett Riley it will.

It will.....what? Make us forget that Gattass is still here? So you saying he gon be here corching up the WRs? I hope the ****, not.

 

[407cane]

This thread should be locked until it happens

Only pain and suffering every time we open it

 

[ThomasM]

No. The dude is a bigger toxic dirtbag than Gattis and people want that guy. Everywhere he has been, he has left people unhappy, angry at him, belittled people and even caused a downright scandal by having an affair as a married husband with kids.

The dudes a prick. A bigger one compared to all the others, point blank period.

I had to read it again to make sure you weren't talking about Gattis, because he has me feeling all of those things.


Wait, he had an affair with kids while he was married? I guess that is a little shocking.

 

[canadianhurricane]

Riley's name came up last night during a discussion with someone noteworthy...

Look at what you started....

 

[TriStarCane]

OMG name please.

She’s a 6 in Miami, bro

 

[Bender]

She’s a 6 in Miami, bro

Don't ever assume the guy is a 10

 

[TriStarCane]

Don't ever assume the guy is a 10

I wouldn’t assume a 6 would even look up at half the people who post that kind of **** on this board

 

[Empirical Cane]

Absolutely...Butch still Loves UM....He wears that 87 Ring over his 2 SB Rings...but the BS he put up with from 95-2000 would cause anyone to leave. It's funny how Howard and JJ left for more $$$$ but Butch gets vilified for doing the same thing. That entire administration never cared for, or liked Butch except 2-3 people. Stu Miller, Richard Fain and Paul Dimare...Stu's father was instrumental in Butch's hiring. If people knew how cancerous that administration was to him they'd understand. @Brooklyndee is the only person on this site who knows what I've stated is fact.

I know its fact.

Butch DAW GAWD.

#AcceptHimHeathensOrSufferEternalDamnation

 

[Cane_J15]

No wonder his plays end up running into the wall... that's all he see 80 yards from our end zone

That's what I was thinking Gatass walk in the ipf an was like guys this field 80 yards gotta go through the wall to score a TD. And Mario and Mirabel walked up (Mario in the front lil Mirabel behind him) And Mario said YA WE'RE GONNA BE TUFF!!! And Mirabel came from behind him and said YAAA WE'RE GONNA BE TUFF!! Which led to so many injuries, they were scared to score The offense sucked I hope this dude gets fired!

 

[UMFarArcher]

I know its fact.

Butch DAW GAWD.

#AcceptHimHeathensOrSufferEternalDamnation

Facts.

 

[Cognizantphotos]

Correct; ****, 4got about that one, too

Chino is also Jordan’s brother in law.

 

[Rellyrell]

Chino is also Jordan’s brother in law.

Awwww chit; didn’t know that. I’ll be ****.

 

[Cognizantphotos]

Awwww chit; didn’t know that. I’ll be ****.

Yea used to be a good customer of mine when he was dipping his toes into the sports card game, he dropped my *** a nice little 60k check as his first payment to me lol. In return I can get whatever Jordan’s I want just need to make the call lol.

 

[Rellyrell]

Yea used to be a good customer of mine when he was dipping his toes into the sports card game, he dropped my *** a nice little 60k check as his first payment to me lol. In return I can get whatever Jordan’s I want just need to make the call lol.

That’s wassup, bro. Good chit!!

 

[JennStrawley’sBabyDaddy]

Riley's name came up last night during a discussion with someone noteworthy...

If you talk Garret Riley into existence then I’ll show up to the Titanic wearing a team CIO shirt.

 

[Thoughtsoncanes]

Why is this ******* still employed here?