I Despise The Meathead…

[PIPO]

Dude, I’ve been calling him meathead since 2023…

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and I got it from @Memnon who told CIS poRsters that they like Jim Harbaugh because he’s a meathead, lol which is funny and true

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[JG13]

Whew... going to be a long hard off season around here.

 

[MikeyCanez]

Urban. You can't afford to gamble. Urban is a POS, I don't like him or how he does his business, but he wins at the college level. I'm tired of waiting for these bum coaches to figure things out. If that is too polarizing of a pick, then I recommend bringing in Chris Petersen, who is also doing studio analyst work right now. Chris is a true program builder and is as good of a gameday coach as you will see. I also like how he conducts himself. I don't know if he is interested in coaching ever again but he is someone I would pursue heavily if/when Mario craps the bed if I was Radakovich. Chris made Boise State and Washington great programs. If you keep Mario, you gotta bring in a General Manager to take over all personnel related matters from him and keep his nonsense in check.

I actually agree that a GM would be helpful, so kudos for that idea. But Urban Meyer and Chris Petersen are not even remotely realistic.

These old heads aren’t getting back into coaching with all the NIL nonsense they have to deal with now.

 

[StPeteCane]

Kicking the field goal to get a 6 point lead was such a stupid move. Your defense is wet paper. You really thought they wouldn’t get 7?

He learned nothing from the Syracuse game. I watched the bowl game with my entire family and the second we kicked that through I was saying we'll lose by 1 due to it. How many times are we gonna see the same mistakes by this buffoon!??

 

[mavericksouth]

I actually agree that a GM would be helpful, so kudos for that idea. But Urban Meyer and Chris Petersen are not even remotely realistic.

These old heads aren’t getting back into coaching with all the NIL nonsense they have to deal with now.

I agree. They are shots in the dark. But like I said, I'm not looking for someone who might be good. Miami has missed too many times at the head coaching position

 

[ItsAUThing.com]

…more than any other corch in the history of our Canes.

Obviously winning isn’t important to him. On top of being an absolute moron when it comes to having a feel for the game, game day decisions and time management, he also rather let losing permeate the team than bring Cam back in to get us in FG range.

To all of the Mario Bros., eat a ****!

You're high if you think Cam Ward was ever coming back into that game for a final drive to help Miami get in field goal range to win the Pop Tart Bowl.

Hate Mario all you want—couldn't care less—but to pretend Ward wasn't a part of this decision to opt-in for a half (to fulfill an NIL deal, because he got paid, to break Keenum's record, etc.), absolutely disingenuous.

Ward either needed to opt in and do what was required to win, or he needed to opt out weeks ago when Miami was out of the CFP.


Mario needed 11-2 and a bowl win more than anyone on this team or in this fan base; the only reason Cam Ward wasn't in that game was because he wasn't going to keep playing once he got the record or fulfilled his obligation.

Not hating on the kid; welcome to college football in 2024—but if he told Mario he wanted to play the second half, there would've been a very convenient reason Williams didn't get into the game.

Zero chance Mario sat the best quarterback in the nation and greatest player he said he's ever coached or been around—all so that Emory could get some reps to "evaluate" him 2025.

Take off the "I Hate Cristobal" tinted glasses for a second and at least attempt some logic and reason here.

 

[TheEye]

Urban. You can't afford to gamble. Urban is a POS, I don't like him or how he does his business, but he wins at the college level. I'm tired of waiting for these bum coaches to figure things out. If that is too polarizing of a pick, then I recommend bringing in Chris Petersen, who is also doing studio analyst work right now. Chris is a true program builder and is as good of a gameday coach as you will see. I also like how he conducts himself. I don't know if he is interested in coaching ever again but he is someone I would pursue heavily if/when Mario craps the bed if I was Radakovich. Chris made Boise State and Washington great programs. If you keep Mario, you gotta bring in a General Manager to take over all personnel related matters from him and keep his nonsense in check.

Except Urban Meyer has already said the Miami job is a bad one. He does not like the Football IQ level of S. Florida and would prefer a different school.

 

[mavericksouth]

Except Urban Meyer has already said the Miami job is a bad one. He does not like the Football IQ level of S. Florida and would prefer a different school.

Don't get me wrong. I have no doubt we cannot get either of those guys. I'm just stating the fastest way to a Natty is with those guys and I would at least try with the expectation of them saying no. As far as Urban's comments, God forgive me, I actually agree with Urban. South Florida kids, for the most part, lack intelligence and get by with physical ability and not fundamentals. The coaching and development at the youth and high school level is generally poor. Sure, you have exceptions like Restrepo and Kinchens but South Florida produces more divas than skilled football players. All I know is this job is too big for Mario and he is going to crash and burn next season. And then what??

 

[561Cane]

You're high if you think Cam Ward was ever coming back into that game for a final drive to help Miami get in field goal range to win the Pop Tart Bowl.

Hate Mario all you want—couldn't care less—but to pretend Ward wasn't a part of this decision to opt-in for a half (to fulfill an NIL deal, because he got paid, to break Keenum's record, etc.), absolutely disingenuous.

Ward either needed to opt in and do what was required to win, or he needed to opt out weeks ago when Miami was out of the CFP.


Mario needed 11-2 and a bowl win more than anyone on this team or in this fan base; the only reason Cam Ward wasn't in that game was because he wasn't going to keep playing once he got the record or fulfilled his obligation.

Not hating on the kid; welcome to college football in 2024—but if he told Mario he wanted to play the second half, there would've been a very convenient reason Williams didn't get into the game.

Zero chance Mario sat the best quarterback in the nation and greatest player he said he's ever coached or been around—all so that Emory could get some reps to "evaluate" him 2025.

Take off the "I Hate Cristobal" tinted glasses for a second and at least attempt some logic and reason here.

Meathead needed to have an actual team by year 3 and he didn’t! Furthermore, his selection of coaches failed him.

Dude is a jag of a Head Coach. Record proves it. Game decision making proves it. Hiring of a STAPH proves it. Those are the facts.

Bring on the Columbus Mafia!

 

[TheEye]

Don't get me wrong. I have no doubt we cannot get either of those guys. I'm just stating the fastest way to a Natty is with those guys and I would at least try with the expectation of them saying no. As far as Urban's comments, God forgive me, I actually agree with Urban. South Florida kids, for the most part, lack intelligence and get by with physical ability and not fundamentals. The coaching and development at the youth and high school level is generally poor. Sure, you have exceptions like Restrepo and Kinchens but South Florida produces more divas than skilled football players. All I know is this job is too big for Mario and he is going to crash and burn next season. And then what??

Same as always. Wait till the buyout is affordable and replace him with the next 7-5 coach in waiting.

 

[mavericksouth]

Same as always. Wait till the buyout is affordable and replace him with the next 7-5 coach in waiting.

Scary. I think you are right. That's the scary part. I'm not a mope (contrary to popular belief), I just know how this story ends and I'm frustrated how we can never get it right. At least they need to explore getting a true GM to handle all personnel decisions. Less limited intelligence South Florida divas on the team please!

 

[JBCanes-NC]

Mario Golden

 

[Memnon]

I feel the same way about Al Folden.

I genuinely hate him forever.

I don't hate Mario because I never expected him to do anything more than what he's done thus far.

Mario's tenure is/was inevitable, so for me it's more so like watching a movie that you've read the book for. You already know the ending, but it's still entertaining to see.

I just feel bad for all the people who really thought this dude was going to Coach well above his means in a far worse situation. I remember all the arguments I had with people during that 2021 season who thought he was going to replicate what he did at Oregon in Miami & I said then it was simply not possible.

Oregon is the easiest job in CFB & Miami is quite possibly the most difficult. In order to take us where people want us to go, you'd have to be an ELITE coach & Mario has never been that.

Ultimately, I think people just got swept up in the emotion of him being a former Cane, because for some really odd reason there's this sentiment that exists that Miami can only be Coached by former Canes or by someone from Miami who "gets the culture". I've always thought that was a really asinine idea, but unfortunately, the people who have the money think it's basically the Law.

It's why we've been stuck in this loop for the greater part of 2 decades; The people with the money keep hiring a different version of the same Coach over & over again in hopes of recapturing a thing of the past.

It's really become a tragic comedy at this point.

 

[Squid Bumciorek]

I feel the same way about Al Folden.

I genuinely hate him forever.

I don't hate Mario because I never expected him to do anything more than what he's done thus far.

Mario's tenure is/was inevitable, so for me it's more so like watching a movie that you've read the book for. You already know the ending, but it's still entertaining to see.

I just feel bad for all the people who really thought this dude was going to Coach well above his means in a far worse situation. I remember all the arguments I had with people during that 2021 season who thought he was going to replicate what he did at Oregon in Miami & I said then it was simply not possible.

Oregon is the easiest job in CFB & Miami is quite possibly the most difficult. In order to take us where people want us to go, you'd have to be an ELITE coach & Mario has never been that.

Ultimately, I think people just got swept up in the emotion of him being a former Cane, because for some really odd reason there's this sentiment that exists that Miami can only be Coached by former Canes or by someone from Miami who "gets the culture". I've always thought that was a really asinine idea, but unfortunately, the people who have the money think it's basically the Law.

It's why we've been stuck in this loop for the greater part of 2 decades; The people with the money keep hiring a different version of the same Coach over & over again in hopes of recapturing a thing of the past.

It's really become a tragic comedy at this point

Why so much hate for Golden? I don’t see him as any different than Cristobal. Cristobal is a better recruiter, Golden was a better talent evaluator. I think golden was also a better gameday coach, though that’s not saying much.

 

[armandose23]

Except Urban Meyer has already said the Miami job is a bad one. He does not like the Football IQ level of S. Florida and would prefer a different school.

Urban can spare me the BS. He built his career on Florida players, including S. Florida and when he wanted a S. Florida guy, he fought tooth and nail for him and essentially opened the flood gates of SoFla guys flocking to ****stain Columbus, Ohio to their “factory” like Jeremiah Smith. He could get the almighty ND job he’s been campaigning for and he’ll be parading the traffic infested streets of “low IQ SoFla” going to central, Nwestern, Heritage, St. Thomas, etc. recruiting guys.

Urban dislikes S. Florida players as much as he dislikes sniffing his finger after a night out at the bar.

 

[GhostRecon_Cane]

Urban can spare me the BS. He built his career on Florida players, including S. Florida and when he wanted a S. Florida guy, he fought tooth and nail for him and essentially opened the flood gates of SoFla guys flocking to ****stain Columbus, Ohio to their “factory” like Jeremiah Smith. He could get the almighty ND job he’s been campaigning for and he’ll be parading the traffic infested streets of “low IQ SoFla” going to central, Nwestern, Heritage, St. Thomas, etc. recruiting guys.

Urban dislikes S. Florida players as much as he dislikes sniffing his finger after a night out at the bar.

Facts. Sick of that narrative. S fla divas can go to Ohio State, Alabama, Georgia etc…and shine and excel. It’s the program that molds a player once they get there and Miami hasn’t had the infrastructure seen at elite programs

 

[FtLaudCaneFan]

…more than any other corch in the history of our Canes.

Obviously winning isn’t important to him. On top of being an absolute moron when it comes to having a feel for the game, game day decisions and time management, he also rather let losing permeate the team than bring Cam back in to get us in FG range.

To all of the Mario Bros., eat a ****!

That is a very descriptive, accurate and appropriate nickname for Mario. Meathead! Says it all CaneTheGaytors! I like it.

 

[SinisterCane]

Mario is nothing more than a overpaid offensive line coach masquerading as a head coach

 

[FtLaudCaneFan]

Mario's new nickname is PROPAGANDA MARIO.

Meathead is better

 

[FtLaudCaneFan]

That’s my second time in the last 3 years.

I want to thank all of the little people for this award! I couldn’t have done it without all of you.

Hopefully “The Meathead” moniker will catch on,

It should. Meathead is a winner.