Empirical Cane
We are what we repeatedly do.
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Did anyone throw hands in the stands?The only thing more predictable than our coaching decisions…..
The reaction of our fanbase
Did anyone throw hands in the stands?The only thing more predictable than our coaching decisions…..
The reaction of our fanbase
YET, WE SURE NUFF FOUND A WAY TO PUT HIM ON THE MOUNT RUSHMORE OF BUMS WHO SHOULD'VE BEEN EATING THEIR TEETH AGAINST US, BUT SOMEHOW HAD A CAREER GAME AGAINST US.
You mean, other than pounding it?What does Mario really bring to the table?
Some people are just plain lucky. Here I am, been playing the lottery for the last nearly 40 years…The meathead is a moron of epic proportions. How on earth is a man with such a low IQ making $8 million a year? Unbelievable!
Congrats
Also…Lyle was clearly hurt on a prior run the series or two beforehand, limping around.So we waste 6 seconds to start the drive at the 19 instead of the 25 and we've been doing that all year. Like I said, zero attention to detail.
️️️️Guys been here 3 years and the only difference is Cam Ward. Without Cam he’s expensive Manny
Dude, I’ve been calling him meathead since 2023…That’s my second time in the last 3 years.
I want to thank all of the little people for this award! I couldn’t have done it without all of you.
Hopefully “The Meathead” moniker will catch on,
Well, then, you and @Menmon can take all of the credit. I hadn’t seen those comments.Dude, I’ve been calling him meathead since 2023…
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and I got it from @Memnon who told CIS poRsters that they like Jim Harbaugh because he’s a meathead, lol which is funny and true
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Memnon. lol. I have pages of me calling him that but I saw most are in DMsWell, then, you and @Menmon can take all of the credit. I hadn’t seen those comments.
But, as they say, great minds think alike.
Urban. You can't afford to gamble. Urban is a POS, I don't like him or how he does his business, but he wins at the college level. I'm tired of waiting for these bum coaches to figure things out. If that is too polarizing of a pick, then I recommend bringing in Chris Petersen, who is also doing studio analyst work right now. Chris is a true program builder and is as good of a gameday coach as you will see. I also like how he conducts himself. I don't know if he is interested in coaching ever again but he is someone I would pursue heavily if/when Mario craps the bed if I was Radakovich. Chris made Boise State and Washington great programs. If you keep Mario, you gotta bring in a General Manager to take over all personnel related matters from him and keep his nonsense in check.Let’s say they fire Mario (it won't happen anytime soon) who is your guy? Because I personally don’t think there is much surefire quality in the CFB coaching world right now.
I wouldn't want to go the NFL retread a la Belichick and I’m not sure that a once popular name on here, Lane Kiffin, is really an upgrade from Mario.
Post of the Week nomineeWhew... going to be a long hard off season around here.
That's insulting to Manny, who had a better win % than Mario after 3 years. Manny also seems to be getting better over time.Guys been here 3 years and the only difference is Cam Ward. Without Cam he’s expensive Manny
This made message board geniuses.…more than any other corch in the history of our Canes.
Obviously winning isn’t important to him. On top of being an absolute moron when it comes to having a feel for the game, game day decisions and time management, he also rather let losing permeate the team than bring Cam back in to get us in FG range.
To all of the Mario Bros., eat a ****!
Thanks, my fellow Cane brother! I consider it a badge of honor to have made Message Board Geniuses again.This made message board geniuses.
But, great post IMO
he lost the same way twice btw hahaBo Cane fan with a modicum of intelligence should have had ANY faith in Mario after 2023 GT.
As a good friend of mine always says
" Find me a coach who lost a game in such idiotic fashion, that also went on to do great things"
It's gotten to the point where I literally cannot watch any of his press conferences because they are a broken record of the same euphemisms, clichés and stupid Marioism's like "elite human beings" "Back to work" "No slogans or proclamations" "No sugarcoating it". It passed the point of being obnoxious a long time ago. I tuned him out last year and I can't imagine that the guys in the locker room are any different. Who would want to listen to the same tired swill over and over again?Mario's new nickname is PROPAGANDA MARIO.