Build that scumbag drama! Build it all the way to a ***qity crescendo, Hendo! Then take that ***** filled UM hat and shove it in a good man's face, who did nothing but treat you like gold and welcome you on campus 129 times, so you can go faqg off for the armpit of the KKK world in Gainesville.
Ponderous, man. Fcking ponderous.
This isht is insane. CMR might not be the greatest HC or play caller who ever lived, but he's an awesome guy who is trying to do what's best for his players. He treats these maggots like gold and they **** on him and UM and run to piece of scat like McElteef or Satan. You really can't explain this stuff.
It's one thing to flit off to dance for the kkk in Gainesville or TusKKKaloosa. It's a whole other thing to engage in the scummy faqgitry these local cvnt faces do.
There's a simple explanation. They were raised like ****. This is why I love and appreciate guys like Bandy, Shaq, Steed, and Ahmmon. They act right. They're not disloyal ungrateful drama queen cvnts. They're real men who appreciate how valuable a UM offer is and how blessed and fortunate they are to receive it.
Like Ahmmon said, the guys who make the most drama about their recruitment are always the guys who get folded up the first day of practice.