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They did it with less staffers than sun belt Billy
Bro, Urban and Tebow been gone from Gainesville for a while now. They’ve had multiple 4 win seasons and are staring a 2 win season in the face.We’ve been thru 23 years of what you’re just starting to taste now… Prolly a good time to burn your gator panties and pick up a pair of Mario underoos.
Gawd doesn’t hate you… he’s giving you an out.
I was trying to make it sound as bleak and depressing as possible… as bad as it’s been, it’s going to be even worse… for decades.Bro, Urban and Tebow been gone from Gainesville for a while now. They’ve had multiple 4 win seasons and are staring a 2 win season in the face.
Ok ok I didn’t word this correctly..
We got 23 years but they ain’t too far behind
The sun was setting over Ben Griffith Stadium. Bedraggled fans streamed out. A crunching was heard as these sad specters absentmindedly stepped upon the countless peanut shells and other detritus littering the stadium. The structure itself groaned, as if physically taking on the weight of each successive loss. Rust was everywhere. Bleachers were warped, or in some cases missing.Ok ok I didn’t word this correctly..
In the years to come, those 4 win seasons will be considered the good times. They haven’t hit rock bottom yet.. I was trying to make it as bleak as possible.
The sun was setting over Ben Griffith Stadium. Bedraggled fans streamed out. A crunching was heard as these sad specters absentmindedly stepped upon the countless peanut shells and other detritus littering the stadium. The structure itself groaned, as if physically taking on the weight of each successive loss. Rust was everywhere. Bleachers were warped, or in some cases missing.
The son turned to his father. There were tears in his eyes. “When daddy?”
“When what, son?” replied the child’s father. He looked at the scoreboard. Half functioning, it showed a 0-62 score.
“When will the Gators win?”
Tears welled up in the father’s eyes. Win? It had been many games since they last scored. To actually win a contest was something out of dreams. It had happened once, many years ago. He remembered his father taking him to a game, where he had heard fans complaining that the Gators would only win four games. Four games. That would seem unbelievable today. Unimaginable.
“Someday, my son. Someday.”
The father and son got up and headed for the exit, while the Savannah State team remained on the field, celebrating their victory.
Post of the year nomineeThe test subjects immediately asked to reverse the procedure after watching UF play
We’ve been thru 23 years of what you’re just starting to taste now… Prolly a good time to burn your gator panties and pick up a pair of Mario underoos.
Gawd doesn’t hate you… he’s giving you an out.
The sun was setting over Ben Griffith Stadium. Bedraggled fans streamed out. A crunching was heard as these sad specters absentmindedly stepped upon the countless peanut shells and other detritus littering the stadium. The structure itself groaned, as if physically taking on the weight of each successive loss. Rust was everywhere. Bleachers were warped, or in some cases missing.
The son turned to his father. There were tears in his eyes. “When daddy?”
“When what, son?” replied the child’s father. He looked at the scoreboard. Half functioning, it showed a 0-62 score.
“When will the Gators win?”
Tears welled up in the father’s eyes. Win? It had been many games since they last scored. To actually win a contest was something out of dreams. It had happened once, many years ago. He remembered his father taking him to a game, where he had heard fans complaining that the Gators would only win four games. Four games. That would seem unbelievable today. Unimaginable.
“Someday, my son. Someday.”
The father and son got up and headed for the exit, while the Savannah State team remained on the field, celebrating their victory.
Yea they have..it’s called swamp people…Troy Landry and his gang of gaturd hunters killing Gayturds on a weekly basis…..Gators have a lowly on campus stadium. They need a worldly stadium that hosts world famous events in these modern times. No one has nade a tic toc being in the swamp ever
They got to a couple of NY6 bowls during that time as well.I was trying to make it sound as bleak and depressing as possible… as bad as it’s been, it’s going to be even worse… for decades.
Skewered is kindGameday crew just skewered both UF and FSU