Tears Gator Tears

[TRick72]

Emergency Podcast SEC Mike asks "Who's Dumber? Me for picking UF to stomp Miami or Strickland"

Cousin Shane: "I don't think Miami has that much more talent than the Gators"

Cousin Shane makes Jabba Da Hut look like Cyrus Moss

 

[Empirical Cane]

Man done slandered Dennys lol

 

[TRick72]

SUNSHINE PUMPING WHIRLWIND CONTINUES
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**** VR9 thinks everyone hates them because they beat them once in a 100 years. No moron people hate you because you’re a bunch of delusional idiotic twats that act like you’re Albert Einstein

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Gators are going to have players who graduate, never having had a winning season.

 

[Canesrule230]

uf is so screwed and it couldn't happen to a more deserving fan base.

1. 25M+ buyout of billie
2. Likely a large buyout + contract for a new coach if they want to get anyone with a pulse
3. Likely winning 1-4 games max this season (1 win is very much possible with their schedule)
4. 2025 schedule is just as bad and winning 4 or less games is probable
5. NIL program has a garbage reputation and they have to recruit against rivals who have $
6. fsu has had recent success and will get some recruits
7. Miami is primed for a special season and has loaded its talent coffer for a sustainable run
8. Mario has now destroyed them both on the recruiting trail and on the field. He will further make them pay by flipping targets we want

Who's gonna want to take that job? To get anyone with a pulse they're going to have to give someone a huge buyout as an insurance policy - and if they do that and the next guy turns to be another billy napier -yikes that program could be dead for the next decade.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[Udynasty]

David Waters
1 full hour of Gator Tears

 

[dlow_cane]

Dude said they have a “Top 30 recruiting class”

Dying to see the result of that trim,MORON.

 

[Canes Legacy]

SI of all networks getting in on the fun

 

[JamesQuall]

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Beat the gator so badly that they're being more reasonable about their chances.



Would've loved to see their score predictions thread

 

[JamesQuall]

Post of the Year Contender

Your X-ray results came in @PIPO.

Spoiler: Here they are

 

[Us Against The World]

Would one of the photoshop savants kindly take the picture of Butch spanking Manny and put the heads of Mario and Billy on it please? I’ll rock it as my avatar all year

 

[Hoyacane1620]

LMAO!!!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Danny crying

Blame John Ruiz!!!

 

[flagator86]

I’ll keep it a bean…i talked with my “lil bruh” this morning and he’s a big Gator fan as well and we both said it (cause we didn’t talk yesterday) but we both knew it was over after Miami’s first drive. We just felt “it”

The first from scrimmage for Miami was a **** indication too….what should of been a simple stop for a short gain on a run plan turned into a 5 yard gain because your OL pushed the pile forward. Immediately I was like “yeeeeeep, time to open up this gallon growler of beer and get to work!!!!”

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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Remember that one time, in band camp, when Urban picked Florida over Notre Dame...

 

[PIPO]

"Miami fans came in there, i aint never seen nothin like this. It look like there was like 12 of them at the start of the game. But then it went from 12 to 20,000 to 40,000! They had a little corner in the left side of the stadium over there, and they were saying something, I wanted to know so bad what they was chantin at us! And then the **** quataback! He was moving in fast slow motion. He was movin like Neo in the Matrix. He didn't look that great, but dammit he was great!"

This guy is hilarious

“All dem Haitian’s yelling Sapayai.”

 

[Canesq]

 

[407cane]

i'll never root for the gators to win

however

them winning 6 games and billy saving his job is probably best case scenario for canes fans and this thread

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Can’t say this enough. Probably the best player not named Cam Ward. And he played what 9 snaps? I was holding judgement on our DLine group, but ****. They are deep.

4 snaps.

The ONE defensive lineman that Joe Dirt gave props to. We only had ONE proven DL, and he played for 4 snaps.