Tears Gator Tears

[mirvin88]

USC: Enjoy your tomahawk steak.
UF: You get one slice of roast beef. Oh, you'll be needing some gravy with that.

UF: Enjoy your mac and cheese au mayonnaise. You’ll be needing the restroom. They’re located that way.

 

[Felonious Monk]

Miami Mike wants other gators to start **** in the parking lot and then afterwards pop off about how “We” did this and “We” did that. Meanwhile, he’ll be standing far removed from it wanting no part of it just like I would.

Miami Mike on his way to start **** in a parking lot.

 

[WaterburyCane]

So when Tebow and Hernandez were having ***, who was the top?

Im just starting the process of catching up on threads to get ready for the season. @DTP cmon bro. Hopefully this is some offseason monkey business. Youre one of our starters. I cant trot you out here on the board Aug 31st like this. Kiss your family and tell them they'll see you in Jan. Lets go.

 

[WaterburyCane]

The most dangerous and deadly toxin that they sent was actually Gainesville’s drinking water

This didnt get enough likes. This was funny.

 

[TRick72]

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I think it’s really neat how Gator recruits are able to go back in time and experience a 1950’s Prom in the gymnasium. Was also impressed how Spurrier’s so elegantly plated a “Hungry Man” dinner.

 

[Felonious Monk]

I think it’s really neat how Gator recruits are able to go back in time and experience a 1950’s Prom in the gymnasium. Was also impressed how Spurrier’s so elegantly plated a “Hungry Man” dinner.

Now with a brownie!

 

[Cajuncane]

That meal looks disgusting.

That meal IS disgusting..

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

I love how billy is driving a different Mercedes every week, like he doesn’t even own one

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

My Bull Gator partner called today and I brought up the hoops dinner. He said that they do that to be different and portray the school as “home” and not some “clip joint” like in city schools. He did admit that the food looked cheap compared to what he has seen from others. He thinks they used school chefs to prepare it.

 

[JD08]

My Bull Gator partner called today and I brought up the hoops dinner. He said that they do that to be different and portray the school as “home” and not some “clip joint” like in city schools. He did admit that the food looked cheap compared to what he has seen from others. He thinks they used school chefs to prepare it.

School chefs = Raiford chefs?

 

[bdcane4eva]

You know you're a goofy mfer when you get amped to go eat the cafeteria meal in the school gym on your crootin visit...

 

[Cajuncane]

School chefs = Raiford chefs?

 

[FL Cane]

School chefs = Raiford chefs?

Looks like the UF “chefs” work there part time after getting off their shifts cooking at Ristorante Alachua County Jail.

 

[surfcane]

UF: Enjoy your mac and cheese au mayonnaise. You’ll be needing the restroom. They’re located that way.

That’s why they have all these events in the O dome so that there are enough restrooms for everyone.

 

[mjl7atlas]

Not football, but still...... lmfaohttps://www.wcjb.com/2024/06/10/uni...coach-fired-after-sharing-beds-with-athletes/

 

[USNAVYCANE]

Now with a brownie!

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Not gonna lie I would destroy these as a kid and begged my mother to buy them all the time lol

 

[Felonious Monk]

Not gonna lie I would destroy these as a kid and begged my mother to buy them all the time lol

Except for the magma hot chocolate pudding ones.

 

[301cane]

UF: Enjoy your mac and cheese au mayonnaise. You’ll be needing the restroom. They’re located that way.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Any reports on whether they forced the parents to sit through another horribly cringy karaoke session?

Austin Armstrong does all the verses of the Fat Boys/Chubby Checker joint "The Twist"...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

My Bull Gator partner called today and I brought up the hoops dinner. He said that they do that to be different and portray the school as “home” and not some “clip joint” like in city schools. He did admit that the food looked cheap compared to what he has seen from others. He thinks they used school chefs to prepare it.

I cannot emphasize this enough.

It is possible to portray UiF as "home" in a setting that is not, you know, A SWEATY GYM. They have coaches' houses that could host a nice event. The UiF president's house is near The Swamp. Even that stupid museum where they try to impress the parents would be a step in the right direction.

Nothing makes me feel like "home" more than setting up tables for 10 coaches and 10 athletes' families IN THE MIDDLE OF A 12,000 CAPACITY BASKETBALL ARENA. Real "homey"...

I understand they can't compete with Miami area restaurants (I just had dinner at Prime 54), but that doesn't mean you have to take a pic-a-nick basket out to Payne's Prairie in order to emphasize the theme of "home"...