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RVACane said:
Lol. Moar TurdTalk starring Beeker…

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How DARE them ********??? In ALL the years of gaytor football(since they LOVE to bring up they’ve been around longer), what were they before the 80’s??? How many SEC SEC SEC Championships did they win??? I was a kid watching us rise from nothing to winning conference & competing AND/OR WINNING NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS as well! Meanwhile, during da time of OUR RISE, they couldn’t EVEN the sec(when it was TRASH)??? No bammer, no jawja, no auburns, no lswho, then(as they are today)!!! Sec WAS TRASH and you gaytors STILL COULDN’T WIN IT!!! You b*tches SHOULD’VE OWNED the sec sec sec wit no UM OR FSU in it in da 80’s & 90’s!!! Especially considering that most of da stud HS Recruits were STAYING IN STATE! UM WILL NEVER BE a gaytor or semenhole’s lil brother & DON’T FORGET OR FIX YOUR gaytor pie hole to say that **** again in life!!!
 
how does one program become a “lil brother” to another when said program doesn’t have MORE:
1st Round Draft Picks
Collegiate HOF’s
All-Americans
Pro HOF’s
All Pros
National Championships
Head-To-Head Victories
NEVER TOOK a rival off of it’s schedule
etc etc etc
 
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have they had more recent success than us??? Yes…I’ll give them that…But ponder this my fellow Canes Fans….In the 15-20yrs since our last title, if the gaytor program is SO GREAT, then why haven’t they even caught up(much less surpassed us) in winning titles, more 1st round picks, more HOF’s, etc. etc.??? I’ll tell you why….In the IMMORTAL WORDS of Da Big Homie CajunCane(giving you ya flowers while you’re still on this side homie): “UFAG SUCKS!!! ALWAYS HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL!!!” 🎤 drop
 
EB1177 said:
have they had more recent success than us??? Yes…I’ll give them that…But ponder this my fellow Canes Fans….In the 15-20yrs since our last title, if the gaytor program is SO GREAT, then why haven’t they even caught up(much less surpassed us) in winning titles, more 1st round picks, more HOF’s, etc. etc.??? I’ll tell you why….In the IMMORTAL WORDS of Da Big Homie CajunCane(giving you ya flowers while you’re still on this side homie): “UFAG SUCKS!!! ALWAYS HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL!!!” 🎤 drop
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I think they’ve had a couple 4-6 win seasons as well in recent history
 
TheOriginalCane said:
You know what's great about reading these Gaytor porsts? It's like EVERYTHING is so very brand new to them.

Wait, Jaden is on the Miami Immortals? WOW. Hang on, he's already scheduled to play in a 7-on-7 Tournament at the same time as my dopey friends have been telling me he'll be in Hogtown? AMAAAAZING! Wait, guys actually stall and delay and say "my travel agent still hasn't called me back" when they are trying to hold off the pushy girl who is trying to set a wedding date? I DID NOT KNOW THAT. Hang on a second, you mean to tell me that JOHN RUIZ sponsors the Miami Immortals? I'M GOING TO EAT MY FEELINGS NOW.

My favorite bit - Jaden Rashada is just trying to build "buzz". Why? Will he get his fifth star? Will he get more attention? Is Jaden scheduled to make his announcement on an ESPN-FoxSports-CBS Sports-NBC Sports Network simulcast (and, yes, I know the NBC Sports Network has ceased broadcast at the time I typed this, I was just testing you). Is "buzz" going to get the Gaytors any more recruits? **** no. If this kid has REALLY picked the Gaytors, you would want him to announce as quickly and as overwhelmingly as possible, THAT will bring in recruits, not "buzz". "You know, Florida was so amazing, I fell in love immediately, and I forgot about everyone else."

But good news, guys, I just got my hands on the Jaden Rashada Gaytor OV agenda:

Wednesday, June 8th - 4 am CST - depart Baton Rouge by private jet. Fortunately, Baton Rouge is in the Central Time Zone, so Jaden will be able to gain an hour by flying west.

Wednesday, June 8th - 5 am EST - Rashada family arrives in Hogtown Airport, Gate 2 (of 2). Blake Alderman interviews Jaden at Blake's favorite cheesesteak stand inside of Hogtown National Airport (notice I didn't say "International"). Marching band is on-site to play the famous music from Jaws. Mr. Two Bits offers to blow Jaden.

Wednesday, June 8th - 6 am EST - breakfast is served! BD Billy's Army arranges for the local Chick Fil-A to be closed down for a private party, and QueJay is on hand personally to walk around with trays full of Minis and tots.

Wednesday, June 8th - 7 am EST - BD Billy and BDE Jaden are treated to the beautiful sight of the sun rising over Payne's Prairie.

Wednesday, June 8th - 7:30 am EST - while on the south side of Hogtown, BD Billy decides to drive Jaden to Risque Cafe, which is open to truckers 24-7. Billy tries to get Jaden to share a Li'l Asher with him, but when Jaden notices a short curly hair in the gravy, he claims that he is already full on Chick Fil-A Minis.

Wednesday, June 8th - 9 am EST - On campus, Billy shows Jaden all the different no-show jobs the Gaytors can offer to Jaden's mother.

Wednesday, June 8th - 10 am EST - Billy tries to show Jaden the "housing" that he has set up for the Rashada family, unfortunately it turns out to be the Bat House on Lake Alice.

Wednesday, June 8th - 11 am EST - Gaypier shows Jaden Rashada the QB depth chart.

Wednesday, June 8th - 11:00:30 EST - Gaypier shows Jaden Rashada the WR/RB recruiting list.

Wednesday, June 8th - 11:01 EST - Jaden Rashada stops laughing and is escorted to the "statues", where he can view all the great Gaytor Heisman-winning quarterbacks, such as Feleipe Franks, Kyle Trask, Emory Jones, and Anthony Richardson.

Wednesday, June 8th - 12:00 EST (noon) - Billy's Army has once again made amazing arrangements to impress any recruit. The delivery driver for Five Star Pizza arrives PROMPTLY at 12:01 pm AND is tipped in advance.

Wednesday, June 8th - 1:00 pm EST - Rashada, tired from all of his travel and full of all the Chick Fil-A/Five Star carbs, takes a nap.

Wednesday, June 8th - 5:00 pm EST - BD Bllly points out the hotel where Jaden WOULD HAVE stayed, if he was able to spend more than 24 hours in beautiful, scenic, not-as-horrific-as-advertised Hogtown. The group ends up at the Cheesecake Factory on Archer, the center of all Hogtown culture.

Wednesday, June 8th - 7:00 pm EST - Gaypier attempts to impress the Rashadas with the Scooby-Doo-like scene where the bats fly out of the Bat House on Lake Alice, but the family remains unimpressed with Hogtown housing.

Wednesday, June 8th - 11:30 pm EST - Rashada family boards a direct flight from Hogtown to Las Vegas; fortunately, there are so many degenerate meth-head gamblers living in Alachua County that Hogtown National has direct flights to Vegas departing every 15 minutes.

Thursday, June 9th - 5 am PST - Jaden arrives in Vegas, overly tired and bloated from all the fatty carbs he consumed in Hogtown.

Thurdsay, June 9th - Sunday June 12th - Jaden plays poorly in the Tournament, Miami Immortals proceed to lose every game, John Ruiz still makes money.

Monday, June 13th - Rivals, 247, and ESPN drop Jaden Rashada to a low 3-star ranking, based on their typical over-reliance on one particular camp. on3 copies the other three websites five minutes later.

Later on Monday, June 13th - BD Billy proceeds to ask Jaden Rashada to submit another videotape, and then terminates Jaden's recruitment when he refuses to do so. Gaytor fans promptly report "Jaden was never a take" on all of the websites.
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I cannot even attempt to describe how much I love these ranting ****posts from you.
 
RVACane said:
He does that and he’s not even a real tough guy - you can tell - he says the gayest **** at times and cries like a ***** sometimes - like when he whined about the Rock or NIL when it came out - to the point that his panic attacks on their board are a running joke there.
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The thing I got from all that was that NorthernGaytard wants to be like Charlie Sheen in 2 and a Half Men with his clothes shopping history.

Keep dreaming kiddo.
 
My favorite part of the Gaytor delusion is their false sense of superiority as if they haven't been equally as mediocre over the last decade. Their crowning achievement this decade is giving Bama a good game. In a year where they had the best offense their school has ever seen, the best they could muster was 8-4.
 
RVACane said:
Their offer to Rashada must be massive for him to have them in it and really in it. I get the depth chart thing but still - too many other negatives
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And we have to be truly honest here.

4 SEC visits. To four of the six most devious, bag-game SEC schools (apparently Alabama and Georgia are all set at QB).

This isn't about NIL. NIL is a cover story for these 4 schools. The illicit money will exceed the NIL money.
 
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I'm honored just to be nominated by Northern...he is going to make me famous on Swampa$$ 247...

I am what "pure delusion looks like"? Little ol' me? Because I pointed out which 7-on-7 team Jaden plays for? Or who sponsors that 7-on-7 team (hint: it's not Chico's Bail Bonds)? Or that the team sponsor has a custom 767?

Or was Northern upset by my accurate characterization of Alachua County and its crappy airport?

But I do appreciate Pragmatic's pragmatic advice to just "drive around" the entire Miami region. He's smart, and pragmatic too...
 
djnellz said:
Hey Northern Gator!

Cmon and create an account on here. We want you to. You don't have to screenshot what we do on gator tears and run back to your circle jerk of racist dingleberry gaytor jort ***** with screenshots.

BE A MAN!

Püssy
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You know, it's a good point. He is yapping about how we "wouldn't last 2 pages with him" on a "community thread". Of course, the Gaytor and SemenHole boards are known for making most of their threads "membership-only". But there is an easy solution. This board is not owned by or affiliated with Rivals, 247, or on3. We don't HAVE "membership-only" sections (contrary to pernicious rumors). So Northern is free to register his very own log-in name on our board, and then we can see if he lasts 2 pages with us.

It really shouldn't matter which board hosts this lovely community discussion, but this board is far more open and non-censoring, with no "membership" rules to prevent certain posters or certain viewing.

Come on, Northern, you are welcome here. We've had plenty of rival fans join us for debate. I feel fairly confident that I can convince you that I am not what "pure delusion looks like". We are pretty honest here about our chances in recruiting, we know when we are in it and we know when we've been beat. And the same is true for our discussions with rivals. We may not like you, but we'll be honest and direct with you.

Bring it on, Northern.

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